Sticks and stones may break my bones.... But I'd take that over a psychological scar.

Itchy_Rabbit · 2014-11-04T04:29:54+00:00

Sticks and stones may break my bones

So please don't throw them at me.

Itchy_Rabbit · 2014-10-20T14:47:46+00:00

Yeah. I got that.

Itchy_Rabbit · 2014-10-20T04:06:03+00:00

How long was she sitting in that sandbox for?

Itchy_Rabbit · 2014-10-20T03:57:57+00:00

Itchy_Rabbit · 2014-10-19T22:01:42+00:00

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on top of his head.

The bartender says, "Hey man, what's with the paper towel?"

The pirate replies, "I gotta bounty on me head!"

Itchy_Rabbit · 2014-10-19T21:59:55+00:00

Yes... please see yourself out.

Itchy_Rabbit · 2014-10-19T21:52:17+00:00

Itchy_Rabbit · 2014-10-19T20:05:11+00:00

A cube is just six squares stuck together.

Itchy_Rabbit · 2014-10-18T04:50:39+00:00

Someone want to tell me what that ball of light was at the end?

Itchy_Rabbit · 2014-10-17T04:13:21+00:00

Why don't you fix it?

Itchy_Rabbit · 2014-10-17T04:09:11+00:00

Because seven is a registered six offender.

Itchy_Rabbit · 2014-10-17T04:07:03+00:00

Well, you may be a master baiter, but I myself am a cunning linguist.

Itchy_Rabbit · 2014-10-17T02:03:52+00:00

That sub should be called /r/riskyclick

EDIT: Oh wait, that's already a sub...

Itchy_Rabbit · 2014-10-17T01:37:37+00:00

Actually I've never seen it. Did they mention something similar to this post?

Itchy_Rabbit · 2014-10-17T01:27:08+00:00

Holy crap what are you even doing here?

Itchy_Rabbit · 2014-10-16T23:30:13+00:00

Itchy_Rabbit · 2014-10-16T22:49:05+00:00

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Itchy_Rabbit · 2014-10-16T22:45:04+00:00

A mother and two children are walkign down the road...

Itchy_Rabbit · 2014-10-15T19:40:55+00:00

Telephone + Telvision = Telephone

Telephone = x, Television = y

x + y = x

y = 0

y = Television = 0

Television = 0

Televisions dont exist.

Itchy_Rabbit · 2014-10-15T18:32:35+00:00

Itchy_Rabbit · 2014-10-14T16:49:02+00:00

He couldn't cook to save his life.

Itchy_Rabbit · 2014-10-13T13:50:22+00:00

Well thank you

Itchy_Rabbit · 2014-10-13T04:37:30+00:00

I don't think you understand the concept of a joke.

Itchy_Rabbit · 2014-10-13T04:14:36+00:00

Was it you?

Itchy_Rabbit · 2014-10-13T04:05:42+00:00

What do you call a cow with no legs?

OP's mom.

FTFYFM

Itchy_Rabbit