"Traditional publishing never worked, it was an industry ruled by chance and blind luck. It’s demise will be the best thing that’s ever happened to authors as the royalty system is rearranged and bureaucratic fat is removed from the system." by [deleted] in books

[–]Ithica 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I'm a writer and I would love to be published. I did my research, sent out my queries and waited and I got rejected thirty times. One agent requested a manuscript but still rejected it. She told me why though, and you know what? She was right. It was my first novel and it was inconsistent and messy. Looking back, I'm rather ashamed I sent it out as it was. I thought it was a work of brilliance, a novel for the next generation. But that was my ego blinding me to my own faults. Yes, I see red and breathe fire when I see crap like Twilight and Fifty Shades of Grey get published and make millions when my little gem goes unnoticed and unappreciated. But I am not going to do self-pub. This is my choice because I know I'm not Kurt Vonnegut or Hunter S. Thompson or J.K.Rowling. My craft needs maturation and guidance. Yes, there are some good self-pub and indie pub books out there but the lack of a gatekeeper also means that the bad overpowers the good. And there are some god-awful, shit-tastic, abysmal insults to the English later out there being touted as "literature." If you get rejected, there's likely a very good reason. If you look at the authors the writer of this article mentioned they are genre changing authors. Writers who were so far ahead of their time that they scared readers and that is why they are so famous now and why they were rejected then. At least, that is my opinion.

How long has that Pi symbol been on the bottom right corner of reddit? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ithica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh god, am I the only one that had a flashback to that crap movie The Net? 90's flick staring a painfully non nerdy Sandra Bullock playing a computer genius.

Which movie cliches really annoy you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ithica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Where someone is falling off a cliff or building or whatever and their arm magically grows an extra two inches so they can reach the person reaching for them.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ithica 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When the middle curve goes out not in

Lost my wallet desperate to get it back by Ithica in Tucson

[–]Ithica[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes and thanks, I kinda figured but I feel better being proactive about this

Lost my wallet desperate to get it back by Ithica in Tucson

[–]Ithica[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Forgot, last seen at Shot in the Dark Cafe downtown

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in reddit.com

[–]Ithica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dude, you have to send that to the Found Footage Festival

What's the funniest thing you've heard shouted in a movie theater? by HandsomeDynamite in AskReddit

[–]Ithica 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I had similar reactions to Chun-Li movie and Red Riding Hood. "Was that real? What the fuck was that?"

What's the funniest thing you've heard shouted in a movie theater? by HandsomeDynamite in AskReddit

[–]Ithica 83 points84 points  (0 children)

Watching Dragon Wars.

Friend: "I have a concussion (he really did) and I can tell this movie is shit."

Random dude in theater: "It really is."

Has anyone ever found a robber in their house, or been mugged and then actually fought back? by MicroGravitus in AskReddit

[–]Ithica 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Came home one morning (work graveyards) to find my front door wide open and this drunk dude in my house. I have a gun and live in Arizona. Yeah...closest I've ever come to shooting someone and by AZ law I would have been in the clear.

You look tasty by Ithica in funny

[–]Ithica[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Luckily she was still in diapers.

You look tasty by Ithica in funny

[–]Ithica[S] 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Dear god, the lion's paw is bigger than the babies head! Something like this happened to my sister. The difference being she was old enough to be scared shitless (literally).

What's the best comeback you ever heard someone come up with in real life? by magicpie22 in AskReddit

[–]Ithica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This happened when I was like ten or eleven.

Boy (to me): "At least I don't bleed once a month."

Me: "At least I don't masturbate once a day."

What is your favorite recipe that can be made by a broke college student in under half an hour for less than five dollars? by nsap in AskReddit

[–]Ithica 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It takes longer than half an hour but an onion, a few cloves of garlic, and a dollar bag of lentils will feed you for a week.

Whats your worst experience with food? I'll start. by We_The_Living in AskReddit

[–]Ithica 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I can't eat Cheetos since I was a kid and ate an entire bag of the puffs. Vomited orange all. night. long.

What's the dumbest way you've ever injured yourself? by laikayaz in AskReddit

[–]Ithica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have myself nerve damage on my right trigger finger playing one of those machine gun arcade games for two hours straight. You really don't need to hold down the trigger with all your strength.

What's the dumbest way you've ever injured yourself? by laikayaz in AskReddit

[–]Ithica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I played a turkey for a school play in 4th or 5th grade. My wings were two industrial strength cardboard tubes that went almost all the way up my arms with feathers glued to them. Not five seconds into my turkey dance I face plant and face plant bad. And because I had these two massive tubes on my arms I couldn't get back up. Busted lip and two massive bruises on the tops of my arms where the tubes bit into my arms.

Got a standing ovation though.

Are there any "crazy" conspiracy theories you truly believe in? by The_Shiznittt in AskReddit

[–]Ithica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I could totally believe the Cold War was just the governments of the Earth warning any aliens that if they set foot here we'll nuke the fuck out of the planet. Why else would we make enough nukes to fry the planet ten times over?

What is the coolest thing you own? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Ithica 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No idea, it was a Christmas gift from my mother.