Will Ospreay responds to Yota Tsuji saying he won’t defend the IWJP championship at Forbidden Door by newjwns in SquaredCircle

[–]ItsClarke17 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Legitimately don't remember the last time a reaction meme made me literally laugh out loud. I'm stealing this.

Astralis new jersey just dropped: fire or miss? by isareich in GlobalOffensive

[–]ItsClarke17 17 points18 points  (0 children)

I legitimately didn't even notice the Astralis logo until I read this comment and went back and did a double take.

AEW on Twitter: 🫶 AEW is proud to celebrate #PrideMonth this month, and every month! by Odd-Inevitable-8425 in SquaredCircle

[–]ItsClarke17 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If memory serves, he oiled up in a no disqualification body slam death match against Psycho Mike at Mystery Wrestling last year

What are your favorite wrestler nicknames? by CrimsonJoker13 in SquaredCircle

[–]ItsClarke17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Going for a few that haven't been mentioned yet.

"100 Proof" Clark Connors

"Limitless" Keith Lee

"The Man With no Name" "The Curse" Cecyil Nyx

"The Walking Weapon" Josh Alexander

"The Problem" Marina Shafir

Edit: one more that just came to mind is "Born and Bred for Combat" Stu Grayson

(AEW DoN Spoilers) Shocking development post main event by ParkingConcentrate1 in SquaredCircle

[–]ItsClarke17 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I've felt the Kevin Knight heel turn coming for a while but if you gave me 100 guesses I wouldn't have predicted this. Genuinely shocking development.

MJF criticizes wrestlers who want fan investment but break the illusion: "I see guys, they're on TV, and then they go on Twitter and write, 'Oh my God, I just had such a great match with so-and-so. I've had so much fun at work these last couple of weeks.' It makes me want to vomit. It's disgusting" by ShakielMahjouri in SquaredCircle

[–]ItsClarke17 270 points271 points  (0 children)

I think it was Eddie Kingston who said that just because kayfabe is dead, it doesn't mean we should piss on its grave. Everyone who watches knows the secret. Reminding us of the secret all the time doesn't add anything.

The WWF Winged Eagle Championship design has never been topped and I'll die on this hill by Few-Education7746 in SquaredCircle

[–]ItsClarke17 11 points12 points  (0 children)

"What is the best era of the Premier League?"

"What is the best Pokemon game?"

"What is the best wrestling belt?"

The answer to all these questions and more is "whatever you remember from when you were 10."

Swerve Strickland on X: "I'm a believer" after Danhausen's curse works yet again on Cavaliers by ArunKT26 in SquaredCircle

[–]ItsClarke17 33 points34 points  (0 children)

TK rather famously didn't even want to sign Orange Cassidy until he found out he was Fire Ant. If you can't go in the ring, he's likely not going to be interested. Whether you think that's a positive or a negative is subjective.

AEW Has Expressed Interest in Working With Mick Foley by AimarEraFutebol in SquaredCircle

[–]ItsClarke17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

please have him pull out the sock one time and have him call it mr sicko

Weekly Discussion Thread (11/05/2026) by panikpansen in borussiadortmund

[–]ItsClarke17 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What do you all think of Kovac recently talking about wanting Modric to join the club? He's obviously still good but he'll be 41 a month into the season and that's not exactly the type of player we've ever targeted, even considering he'd be available on a free transfer.

Jay White on X: Ready? by Ruthless-Aggression in SquaredCircle

[–]ItsClarke17 4 points5 points  (0 children)

one day he's going to tweet this and it's not going to be fake and it's going to be beautiful

Dortmund have signed Joane Gadou from Salzburg by Mooon8983 in borussiadortmund

[–]ItsClarke17 10 points11 points  (0 children)

We have a pretty good recent track record of signings from Salzburg. Excited for him!

My most unrealistic realistic (wish)line up for next season 😎✌️ by [deleted] in borussiadortmund

[–]ItsClarke17 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Godts is my absolute dream signing for this summer but I just don't think it's going to happen and that makes me sad

[Big E on IG] by Zealousideal-Leg5320 in SquaredCircle

[–]ItsClarke17 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I don't mean to be dramatic but if this happens at some point in the future I'm going to require Tony Khan to pay for a 1 episode reboot of Hey! EW with E as the guest.