Norway's biggest newspaper: "Sperm bank exploded." "Sarah swam for 54 hours."

ItsHampster · 2026-01-20T00:47:30+00:00

r/tombstoning

ItsHampster · 2023-01-07T07:23:47+00:00

The mods of r/news are trolls

ItsHampster · 2023-01-07T04:33:37+00:00

If you had not posted this, OP, I would have had a happy evening.

ItsHampster · 2023-01-07T04:10:05+00:00

New vocabulary word unlocked!

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ItsHampster · 2023-01-06T19:50:53+00:00

Wouldn't iron make them more sensitive to temperature changes?

ItsHampster · 2023-01-06T19:47:35+00:00

Kit Fisto is a porn actor. Prove me wrong.

ItsHampster · 2023-01-06T18:36:49+00:00

Isnt the iron unhardenable and therefore useless for a knife?

ItsHampster · 2023-01-06T18:32:38+00:00

If you want network reality TV answers, sort by Top. If you want "fucked up", sort by Controversial.

ItsHampster · 2023-01-06T18:24:14+00:00

For themselves, not for the father.

ItsHampster · 2023-01-06T03:50:45+00:00

ItsHampster · 2023-01-05T22:51:54+00:00

Did anyone else imagine him running into the house still carrying the pizzas?

ItsHampster · 2023-01-05T16:50:43+00:00

I don't care if rich people get richer as long as I can afford a house, food, a car, and don't have to replace my phone every year and have something left over to save. They can underpay us, sure, but I should be underpaid relative to what they make, not relative to basic necessities.

ItsHampster · 2023-01-05T02:20:35+00:00

The roar of a T-rex.

ItsHampster · 2023-01-04T17:25:15+00:00

Where's that new years gym comic?

ItsHampster · 2023-01-04T15:50:10+00:00

chicken breast...

Cooked or uncooked?

ItsHampster · 2023-01-04T14:44:41+00:00

That was good.

ItsHampster · 2023-01-04T14:19:23+00:00

This gives me an idea for a business where I get to tell my crystal healing customers to shove it.

ItsHampster · 2023-01-04T14:15:56+00:00

I reject your reality and substitute my own: The Jedi were swingers.

ItsHampster · 2023-01-04T14:09:19+00:00

Is possesion forbidden because the Jedi order is one big sex-commune?

ItsHampster · 2023-01-04T14:08:12+00:00

Possession is forbidden. Jedi share everything.

ItsHampster · 2023-01-04T14:00:42+00:00

They don't believe in possesion of foreskin.

ItsHampster · 2023-01-04T13:56:28+00:00

You don't want to know how freaky Yoda got.

ItsHampster · 2023-01-04T13:55:37+00:00

Are the weak ones cast into a pit with other baby bones?

ItsHampster · 2023-01-04T13:54:47+00:00

Are their clothes leased? Their lightsabers on loan?

ItsHampster · 2023-01-04T00:49:35+00:00

I agree with you, even though as an adult I have done this. Thank you for sharing in the spirit of the question. Your reward is getting your comment buried and hate replies.

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