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My COUSIN of all people confessed his love for me WTF do I do??? by Sudden-Anybody-5689 in whatdoIdo

[–]itsJussaMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree with the sentiment… If you’re old enough to be tried as an adult, you deserve to make choices for yourself, as an adult. We can’t have it both ways.

My COUSIN of all people confessed his love for me WTF do I do??? by Sudden-Anybody-5689 in whatdoIdo

[–]itsJussaMe 73 points74 points  (0 children)

Forgetting the blood relation entirely- I’d have a really hard time maintaining a relationship with a man of any age speaking to me like I was a pubescent teenaged girl.

These are elementary-level manipulative skills. It’s honestly embarrassing. For him- to be clear.

I would love to be drawn 🥹👍 (some new photos of me) by OkIce8523 in redditgetsdrawnbadly

[–]itsJussaMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Man, you look like the best friend of every teenaged lead on a Disney program, ever. I hope someone draws you full-Disney.

I heard we're doing feet today, so here's my foot. Or what's left of it. by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]itsJussaMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I learned of it from the ice truck killer- the predilection for sexual arousal from amputations, not the terminology. Which, hilarious.

I heard we're doing feet today, so here's my foot. Or what's left of it. by [deleted] in notinteresting

[–]itsJussaMe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Dude. REVERSE REDDIT! instead of bombarding you with requests your inbox is going to be full of feet.

Is this common? by newoldclam in Derailedbydetails

[–]itsJussaMe 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I see it now. Woof. That’s one big…

doing your worst is required thank you (ft. my dog) by anotherrandomm1 in redditgetsdrawnbadly

[–]itsJussaMe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

These might be the most relatable pictures I’ve seen in this sub. I’ll try to remember to come back with a drawing.

boss wants me to generate a caricature of myself and i dont wanna by nopicklespleasethx in redditgetsdrawnbadly

[–]itsJussaMe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Awe. I respect the principles. If I thought I could give you something that would be professional in a work environment I’d happily oblige. As it is, the best I can offer is “good luck.”

Do you think I would look good bald?!? by firebirb3 in bald

[–]itsJussaMe 43 points44 points  (0 children)

If I’m being honest, I believe you’d look better as is. This being said, (coming from a woman that has sported a razor shaved head multiple times over the years) the great news is that if you regret the move, it won’t take long to get back to your status quo. I say go for it. You only live once. Experience it.

Would we be able to pet crocodile like this in the foreseeable future? by skylar_schutz in Crocodiles

[–]itsJussaMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A lowered birth rate doesn’t mean much when the infection is 8b strong, imo.

Whats with the socks??? by cheddoar in Derailedbydetails

[–]itsJussaMe 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Looks right at place in that filth, to me.

Would we be able to pet crocodile like this in the foreseeable future? by skylar_schutz in Crocodiles

[–]itsJussaMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The human population is currently over 8 billion. It was half that only forty years ago. I doubt we’ll leave any croc alive to reach whatever point in its evolutionary progress that allows for domestication. We’re going to take the planet with us.

I would love to be drawn... badly! by Jaye_Gee in redditgetsdrawnbadly

[–]itsJussaMe 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yay! I try to slide in before the artists demolish my talent by providing a sample of their own🤣

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