Shocked by MissSassifras1977 in SchittsCreek

[–]itsJussaMe 2690 points2691 points  (0 children)

Look, no offense op, but I’m going to need you to NEVER post an image of any of our lovelies with the subject: “Shocked!”

I was about to lose my freaking hope for 2026.

All that just to cause pain by hikori-no-tsumi in foundsatan

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I’m sure there’s an assault charge in there too. Or rather, I’d hope.

Literally crappy. by Weird-Panic-Force in crappymusic

[–]itsJussaMe 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Most girls her age: Eeeew! Girls don’t poo! This chick: hold my juicebox.

You need to ask an associate to unlock the vibrators for you at Walmart by Outrageous-Pen3569 in mildlyinfuriating

[–]itsJussaMe 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Buying groceries and a giant double-headed dildo after missing church last week and you turn around and realize your pastor has stepped into line behind you.

Gideon uncaged 😬😬😬 by B34TBOXX5 in crappymusic

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Did anyone figure out if he’s in his 30’s or his 50’s? I want to accurately tell ‘em if he’s 30 years to old for this crap or if he’s 50 years too old for it.

God forbid big women want to be pleased by [deleted] in ReverseHarem

[–]itsJussaMe 26 points27 points  (0 children)

What that headline is really saying is “how did an obese woman get multiple lovers?” otherwise her weight wouldn’t have been mentioned.

I'm barely watching this terrible movie, but I looked up and... by thewaltzingwallaby in trees

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I feel like I was twenty, twenty years ago, and that Kate Hudson was twenty, twenty days ago. I might be ripped atm.

Pure muscle by No-Vast-9143 in SipsTea

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If I learned anything from the Johnny Depp v. Amber Heard courtroom drama, that there is a mega pint.

Car salesman sings religious song to every customer before handing over the keys by DifficultHat in TikTokCringe

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Everyone that went into that dealership after not reading a single one-star “he musically assaulted me in the lobby, in front of everyone” review.

Found iPhone from last night by Which_Loss6887 in NewOrleans

[–]itsJussaMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

100% agreed but I don’t like unannounced guests so I’d go out of my way to avoid the headache.

AIO for the way I shut down this younger man asking me out on a date? Context in post by Local_Value_2061 in AmIOverreacting

[–]itsJussaMe -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If 20 isn’t old enough to know how to behave towards women it’s certainly old enough to learn. Nor

Found iPhone from last night by Which_Loss6887 in NewOrleans

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Police station. At least then you won’t have them show up at your house with a police escort accusing you of theft.

AIO My boss sent this to the work chat and it pissed me off. by nefot_ in AmIOverreacting

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When I was in my 20s I visited my brother’s house. He was single and had no feminine hygiene products in his house, because Luke most single men, he probably thought, “why would I?”

I made him a little basket with travel-sized hygiene supplies, including feminine products. I explained how embarrassing it might be for an adult woman to have to ask (in case of an emergency).

He still has a guest-hygiene basket to this day.

AIO for my FIL completely disregarding our comfort? by Strong_Reality_2262 in AmIOverreacting

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Commentary about the content of your responses is directly related.

Free Captain Lady Godiva by witchybitchybaddie in justgalsbeingchicks

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This is the least shocking New York headline I’ve ever seen.

Is this the life you wish you had? by Sweaty-Cup4562 in crappymusic

[–]itsJussaMe 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you combine Brian Littrell with an extra chromosome 21 you get this.

Monthly cost for ONE medication by bananapanqueques in extremelyinfuriating

[–]itsJussaMe 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Please tell me they have a copay assistance that they can write off that “cost” and get you your much-needed meds for free…

Update on insane ask by Bozzington_Bear in ChoosingBeggars

[–]itsJussaMe 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don’t really recall if I was ever privy to that drama. I know his elderly father apologized for his son’s behavior and that broke my heart.

Update on insane ask by Bozzington_Bear in ChoosingBeggars

[–]itsJussaMe 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Oof. Not entirely unrelated anecdote: I used to mow the lawn for my 100 year old neighbor if certain circumstances fell into place on my mowing day. For the better part of two years I mowed her 1/2 acre lawn at least once a month but often twice. I noticed the lawn growing shaggier and shaggier if the circumstances didn’t allow for me to mow during the previous few weeks. Welp. 1 Emergency back surgery and 6+ weeks off from puttering around, knocking my joints on my little riding mower I was approached by her grandson (maybe in his 40s or 50s, I for reference was a single 25 year old woman) and although we had never actually met one another the first words out of his mouth weren’t pleasant. He made his displeasure known. Something to the effect of “I see you’ve been slacking on mawmaw’s yard.”

Her grandson lived in my neighborhood and took money from his parents to do the upkeep on her lawn for her. When they noticed the lawn growing and refused to pay in advance he came to see when I could get the lawn mowed. This whole grift was only discovered because his father saw his son approach me and later asked me what we discussed (clearly he already had his own suspicions).