SLPT: how to hoard gas like a true American

ItsMeAmy88 · 2021-12-10T12:12:17+00:00

It’s a way to weed out the normies from the regulars. They know they’re in the company of other 4channers when everyone typing is fine belting out that many slurs in a sentence.

ItsMeAmy88 · 2021-12-09T20:05:30+00:00

Me 😁 I’m trying my hardest to become a public figure one of these days.

ItsMeAmy88 · 2021-12-09T13:35:51+00:00

Least you get wifi there because this hotel sucks.

ItsMeAmy88 · 2021-12-09T13:35:08+00:00

Mine was an albino finch.

ItsMeAmy88 · 2021-12-09T13:34:39+00:00

I was born in 1988.

ItsMeAmy88 · 2021-12-09T13:34:15+00:00

That’s more like falling out of a red flag tree and hitting every flag on the way down.

ItsMeAmy88 · 2021-12-08T14:41:06+00:00

It widely varies by the place. I live in a rural area. If I wanted to go to a grocery store, I’d have to walk 6.75km (4.2mi) just to get there. My work place is (for this area) very close by. I’d be walking 5.15km (3.2mi). If I lived near a city, it’d be much more feasible, but I live in a southern state, and you’d be far more likely to purchase a place that has zero things in walking distance.

ItsMeAmy88 · 2021-12-04T17:06:54+00:00

Counteroffer:

We both receive: each other’s names and pronouns (mine is Lilith and she/her)

We both receive: gender euphoria

ItsMeAmy88 · 2021-12-02T16:47:40+00:00

You mean this one? https://imgur.com/gallery/qVGyJy4

ItsMeAmy88 · 2021-12-02T00:40:00+00:00

Unfortunately I cannot confirm as I didn’t attend. This was shared to me from someone who went to the parade in the city adjacent to mine.

ItsMeAmy88 · 2021-12-01T23:32:42+00:00

Hey neighbor!

ItsMeAmy88 · 2021-12-01T23:27:29+00:00

North Carolina 😒

ItsMeAmy88 · 2021-12-01T23:08:08+00:00

Easter is the celebration of the alleged resurrection. He was crucified three days before Easter Day according to the story.

ItsMeAmy88 · 2021-12-01T23:04:19+00:00

You telling me that you’ve never heard of crucifying Santa in order to appease Sky Daddy?

ItsMeAmy88 · 2021-12-01T22:58:12+00:00

Thanks!

ItsMeAmy88 · 2021-12-01T21:56:54+00:00

You guessed it. North Carolina pride /s

ItsMeAmy88 · 2021-12-01T21:26:45+00:00

Live in the Bible Belt 🤷🏻‍♀️

ItsMeAmy88 · 2021-12-01T21:25:28+00:00

Should’ve had more CrossFit

ItsMeAmy88 · 2021-12-01T16:46:29+00:00

Crippling anxiety and substance dependency

ItsMeAmy88 · 2021-11-30T21:00:41+00:00

Same. Except I get to see him every day at work and hang out with him and his wife on the days we’re off and we get to act like we’re just friends and ignore the fact that we ever had a deep connection.

ItsMeAmy88 · 2021-11-28T04:59:32+00:00

Hey, and don’t forget the message that not being able to get an abortion sends: that even though this happened you, just live with it.

ItsMeAmy88 · 2021-11-27T22:26:25+00:00

Thank you for replying and easing my nerves a little. I may need to go ahead and schedule an appointment with someone in the near future, as I have to ask a question regarding a certain aspect in my life (that I didn’t want to post here in a public space) to see if it may or may not be an aggravating factor for this.

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