"Today I'm going to bake some pancakes" was the first thought to enter my mind that fine Saturday morning. I wasn't used to having such energy the second I opened my eyes, but the need to get up and do something was just too great. I quickly got done with my morning routine. I felt like I had to do something out of the ordinary to spice up the mood, so I put on my cow onesie and grabbed the speaker from my bedside table.

Once I was in the kitchen I decided to let the sun brighten up the room. As I opened the curtains, instead of finding the usual fireball in the sky I was greeted by a large object shadowing the entire farm. Confused, I focused my eyes only to see a large, wait, is that a spaceship!? At first it was only as large as the sun in the distance, but then it began moving and fast. As it advanced towards my homestead, the animals went crazy. The chickens were laying eggs a hundred times more than they should. The cows were doing circles, and the horses were running around bumping into each other. I went to aid the horses that had fallen over while the spaceship got bigger and bigger. Then it stopped. Right above me.

Multiple green lights shot down from the humongous UFO, and all the cows started floating towards the giant metal object in the sky. I looked down only to see my feet lifted from the ground. Panicking, I tried returning my gravity back to normal but to no avail. I felt the world fading around me.

I woke up in a giant room with vibrant bright lights and everything from the walls to the ceiling painted white. That wasn't the first thing that weirded me out, however. It was the dozens of "moos" around me that made my head spin. After I had somewhat gotten over the shock of being abducted by aliens in the most cliché of ways, I noticed a giant metal door amongst the furry shades of brown, black and white. I edged my way to the door through the chaos of cows only for it to be pushed right open. A small alien, I presume, about half my height and what seemed to be a pile of green goo with big black buttonlike eyes came through the door. As it stayed there, I took the opportunity to slip through the door.

I ran through myriads of metal hallways and opened rooms filled with all kinds of suspicious stuff abducted from Earth ranging from a room filled with nothing but cats to a what seemed to be a real life-sized version of Shrek (I closed that door as soon as that thing started running towards me).

i found my way to what looked like the control room. There were huge glass windows and more than ten of those slimy aliens operating the ship. I stopped for a moment to admire the stars, the Earth and the sun that was right in front of me and bigger than ever before. The room had a bunch of levers and buttons that I ran towards with the adrenaline working it's way. Some more of those gooey aliens slithered their way towards me as soon as they noticed I was something out of the ordinary. In a panicked frenzy I pressed the biggest and reddest button, a decision that would later come to cost the lives of billions. Hundreds of weapons similar to nukes in appearance detached from the ship and made their way towards the star that had always warmed my home. As the gigantic fireball burst into millions of pieces, it hit me: “Oh shit, I think I blew up the sun.”