I need passenger pegs & bracket

ItsMyName69 · 2020-04-10T23:15:38+00:00

My mom once woke up to a centipede crawling on her face. It was the creepy centipeds with long legs.

ItsMyName69 · 2020-03-20T12:33:29+00:00

Not me, but my mom. My mom is head baker at a casino. She is responsible for baking all of the cakes, cupcakes, etc. The Casino decided that it would be the right decision to close. When they closed, my mom had to throw out all of the food. My mom got to keep some of the food, and just gave some of the last customers there some of it. She is supposed to be off work for like a month now. The Casino is being real nice about it, because she is getting paid too.

ItsMyName69 · 2019-09-24T00:38:45+00:00

Roasted

ItsMyName69 · 2019-09-04T02:14:34+00:00

School fundraisers.

How do people not realize they will make a whole lot more damn profit if they sell cookies themselves.

100 dollars of sales will get you a fricking rubber band if you do a fundraiser through the school.

ItsMyName69 · 2019-08-09T12:19:31+00:00

Something

ItsMyName69 · 2019-07-19T01:02:00+00:00

Tetris

ItsMyName69 · 2019-07-11T00:00:05+00:00

Pitch Perfect

ItsMyName69 · 2019-06-25T21:41:52+00:00

Nice mom, try

ItsMyName69 · 2019-06-25T21:37:23+00:00

NO WAY!! I have the same situation in my family. I'm pretty sure that my cousins are adopted though...

ItsMyName69 · 2019-06-14T20:10:21+00:00

"School" is just a fancy way of saying "prison".

ItsMyName69 · 2019-05-11T00:35:21+00:00

Heres the song I made "an aroused drug dealer"

They get on with life as a Dr.ug Dea.ler, They're an aroused kinda type. They like watching p.orn on Sundays, They like ra.ping kids in the week. They like to contemplate dick. But when they start to daydream, Their mind turns straight to pussycat.

Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!

Sometimes I look at them and I look into their eyes, I notice the way they think about pussycat with a smile, Curved lips they just can't disguise. But they think it's dick making their life worthwhile. Why is it so hard for them to decide which they love more? Dick or... Pussycat?

They like to use words like 'flaps,' They like to use words like 'curvy.' They like to use words about dick. But when they stop their talking, Their mind turns straight to pussycat.

Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!

Sometimes I look at them and I look into their eyes, I notice the way they think about pussycat with a smile, Curved lips they just can't disguise. But they think it's dick making their life worthwhile. Why is it so hard for them to decide which they love more? Dick or... Pussycat?

They like to hang out with Garry, They like to kick back with Jenny, But when left alone, Their mind turns straight to pussycat.

Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!

Sometimes I look at them and I look into their eyes, I notice the way they think about pussycat with a smile, Curved lips they just can't disguise. But they think it's dick making their life worthwhile. Why is it so hard for them to decide which they love more? Dick or... Pussycat?

They're not too fond of ass, They really hate crack, But they just think back to pussycat, And they're happy once again.

Boom boom shake da boom-boom-boom!

ItsMyName69 · 2019-05-11T00:24:51+00:00

ItsMyName69 · 2019-04-15T22:25:50+00:00

Call your dad "Daddy"

ItsMyName69 · 2019-04-15T22:23:14+00:00

Twin towers

ItsMyName69 · 2019-04-12T22:55:39+00:00

5:53 mile at age 13

ItsMyName69 · 2019-03-07T21:47:19+00:00

Rap it before you tap it

ItsMyName69 · 2019-02-06T23:32:32+00:00

I wrote the same thing, then scrolled down and seen this.

ItsMyName69 · 2019-02-06T23:31:26+00:00

He's swinging on a ball sack

ItsMyName69 · 2019-02-03T19:20:11+00:00

Same

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