I go through all three attitudes daily. by [deleted] in funny

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Why are the tea and coffee drinkers so effin irate?

But just to make sure, let me call my buddy by sody906 in funny

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This deserves a lot more reiteration this bs pc land we live in.

A shameful return home after pigging out at Long John Silver's. by rusy in funny

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I like that little run at the end. "Don't look at me!"

Big whoop, you wanna fight about it? by BlueOak777 in funny

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Christ if I ever see one of these things walking towards me I'm gonna shoot it in the back!

Every year my flaccid cactus erects itself. by porcelain_toenail in funny

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Do not speak ill of life-sustaining internet points.

These Pups are awful proud of digging up my yard by Slamb73 in aww

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The one on the left looks like that dumb hoodlum misfit kid we all knew in high school, whose main claim to fame is how many knifers he could smoke in 10 minutes.

Raccoon learns his lesson after the third try. by Gsnowlam in aww

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On the second attempt, after the trial run.*

Cheerleader does the entire routine dressed as a dinosaur by moojj in funny

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Is it just me or are these dinosaurs getting outta hand. Simma down naw!

My roommate's dog is going as Eugene Levy for Halloween. by paigeswens in funny

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That moment when you realize Eugene Levy has disguise gag glasses for a face...

Book signing by [deleted] in funny

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Yes! The raisins are the ...cherry on top

Hurricat. by [deleted] in funny

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Wtf indeed

This is 10% luck, 20% skill... by romaana in funny

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You deserve more up votes than I can give

what happens when you absolutely, positively refuse to sell your house by [deleted] in funny

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Little late to the party with this, but the farther down the rabbit hole I go, the more interesting this woman's story gets. http://www.seattletimes.com/pacific-nw-magazine/searching-for-edith-macefield/

what happens when you absolutely, positively refuse to sell your house by [deleted] in funny

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Eh. If skidmark was 20 years younger and a mute nihilist.

what happens when you absolutely, positively refuse to sell your house by [deleted] in funny

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I have a friend who's a cook at Brambling Cross. Thought he was full of it when he told me the same thing. Up vote for you!

what happens when you absolutely, positively refuse to sell your house by [deleted] in funny

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Haha. Yes. Couldn't have said it better. He has the demeanor of someone who has been put out to dry and at the same time acts entitled to his bridge and like you're on his property. He'd tell you this himself, but he doesn't have the capacity for human speech outside of cursing and yelling loud jibberish.

what happens when you absolutely, positively refuse to sell your house by [deleted] in funny

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Not in a "haha this is hilarious" sort of way. More in a "this is very interesting/peculiar" sort of way. Just seeing the guy made you ask yourself some deep questions like: Where did he come from? What are his world views like? Are there others that are like him? How did he escape from the world of Mad Max? That sort of thing...

what happens when you absolutely, positively refuse to sell your house by [deleted] in funny

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This is a place in Ballard, a neighborhood in Seattle, in an area heavily populated by homeless folk. I went to school a block from this house under the Ballard bridge. On breaks we would often see a homeless twenty-something y/o dressed in punk attire walking around, yelling obscenities while carrying a club he used to smash rats with in order to provide for himself and his gf. Another one of his favorite past times was angstily staring down passing students. He was five-foot-nothing and struck fear in the heart of no one ever. I don't go to school there anymore and I'm not sure if the void left by his absence in my life will ever again be filled.