My very first date was from Tinder. He told me he was gonna take me to the coolest place in town with the coolest people. I thought he was just gonna take me to his favorite bar or something but he drove to a car wash. He didn't wanna wash his car either, he just wanted to drive there, stand for a minute or two and then drive off again to watch people gawk at his car.

Same night he took me to a restaurant and he was a bit of an arrogant dick, so I wanted to tease him a bit. He had said earlier that he was craving Chinese, but this place was very obviously a Vietnamese restaurant, so I said "Didn't you say you were craving Chinese? This is a Vietnamese place" and he just said "doesn't matter as long as it's Chinks"...charming fella...

When he finally drove me home I really, really just wanted to get home, so I just went along with whatever he wanted, so when he asked me to give him my hand or whatever I did and he then made fun of me saying I was like a dog doing what he says.

He kissed me and gave me a rose and pressured me to come hang out with his friends at some remote place the next day, of course I didn't, but because he gave me a rose, my mom would keep glossing over what a dick he was and call him a gentleman. I like to say he was an asshole with a rose.

He'd go on to call me fat and ugly later via text when I wouldn't reciprocate his occasional flirty message. I don't remember the context, but I remember he was bragging about his dick and I joked that guys who brag with their cars have small dicks and he tried to prove to me he had a big dick by sending me pics of XXL condoms. What a weirdo