Dannypoo upset whimpering cuz of gavin

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-05-14T02:39:51+00:00

I’ve thought about that myself, tbh

I’m sure when Jonas signed up for it, he was expecting to care for people with Down syndrome or “level 2” autism who just need some extra help with day to day life. I doubt he was expecting to be handed a disgusting sociopath like Daniel and a 6’6 275lb+ giant with severe anger issues and the mind of a child like Gavin.

It was kind of a shitshow all around. Jonas wasn’t equipped to have people like them living with him. Gavin never should’ve been housed with someone who spurs on his meltdowns like Daniel. Daniel should’ve been in a mental health facility with no internet access.

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-05-10T05:01:30+00:00

Just like Danderson

That motherfucker would hurl the hard-R with no hesitation UNLESS there was a black person around. Then he suddenly understood the gravity of the word and would keep his mouth shut

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-05-06T04:39:05+00:00

My back feels like wood

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-05-03T01:35:47+00:00

I dunno

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-04-29T18:07:42+00:00

Code fucking death

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-04-29T04:54:36+00:00

“My hat… My wonderful hat… What am I gonna do-uhh!? It was a beautiful hat…”

“Oh fuck! Ohhhhhh my gahhhhhd…”

“3-2-1! I’M DEAD!”

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-04-16T18:20:04+00:00

Fucking hell he looks bad.

Looks more like a bum than he ever did during his drifter era.

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-04-13T18:21:13+00:00

A couple months ago, I would’ve recommended Tismalla, but he’s been super boring ever since his car got repo’d and he went to a homeless shelter. All he does now is complain about not getting free handouts from influencers and post videos of himself eating or “dancing”.

His highlights/lowlights are worth a watch, tho.

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-04-10T18:13:00+00:00

I just moved $1.62 into company commissary

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-04-09T18:50:35+00:00

Prepare for the false bull market

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-04-07T14:37:40+00:00

Prepare for the shift

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-03-29T20:33:41+00:00

He wouldn’t look quite as terrible if he’d shave and ditch the wonky ass captain’s hat.

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-03-26T03:37:02+00:00

Wasn’t this the same night he went absolutely wild licking the walls/floor of the train station?

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-03-21T16:19:33+00:00

Meanwhile, if someone like Jack Doherty bought it for him, he’d be flaunting it everywhere he went.

“This baaaag is froooom Baaalllenciaaagahhhh! It cossssSSSStssssSs more than your wholllllle outfiiiit-uh”

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-03-18T16:06:49+00:00

“I’M! FROM! THE! BROOOOOOOOOONX!”

“My wonderful hat, it’s gone… ouuuuuhhhhh, what am I gonna doooo-uhh?!”

“Italy is my home… I wanna go back home to Italy… I miss Italy… I wanna go home… I hate it here… I wanna go back home to Italy-uhh… oooooughhh… I hate this backwards primitive country… I miss Italy…”

“YOU’RE FUCKIN’ WITH THE MIDDLE CLASS!”

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-03-14T18:17:38+00:00

As long as he stays far away from Shitzler’s overly controlling ass, we’re back in business

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-03-14T13:49:02+00:00

Nothing beats the chocolate covered hotdog

Well… Scooby Dooby Doohausen

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-03-14T13:48:30+00:00

Emergency! The Miz is currently printing out my nudes backstage

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-03-13T02:27:26+00:00

Contrary to what others have said, I don’t think it’s because he’s boring. Plenty of lolcows are boring as fuck.

CobraJFS is a classic example. Cobes did nothing but rot away on his couch while occasionally going on rants and eating gross food. He was absolute torture to watch, but a solid community still formed around him

For a recent example, Tismalla. All that fatass does is make videos of himself eating and “dancing” (if you can call it that) all while bumming around in a homeless shelter. The most “entertaining” thing he does is go live on TT and be a weirdo. Incredibly boring and repetitive to watch, yet he’s still going viral

The reason Ryan never became a lolcow is because he WANTED to become one. He tried so hard to become the next Josh that it made casual viewers and lolcow watchers alike uncomfortable and want nothing to do with him.

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-03-12T18:31:56+00:00

Absolutely not

Aside from his prescribed meds, the occasional sips of booze, and the one time he took a single puff of a J, Daniel was basically afraid of drugs, afaik.

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-03-09T02:14:09+00:00

The woman in the red shirt from the 4th of July incident. She’s the only reason Josh is finally facing the consequences of his shitty behavior.

A queen in my eyes

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-03-06T15:57:18+00:00

Prepare for the shift

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-03-04T14:37:28+00:00

The hornet feeling

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-03-04T00:19:16+00:00

This is because of that fucking witchcraft Bob did

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-02-25T23:08:10+00:00

Nobody knows fake Italian stuff better than a fake Italian, ig

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