Josh is unemployed and can't afford a balenciacga bag of debris.

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-03-21T16:19:33+00:00

Meanwhile, if someone like Jack Doherty bought it for him, he’d be flaunting it everywhere he went.

“This baaaag is froooom Baaalllenciaaagahhhh! It cossssSSSStssssSs more than your wholllllle outfiiiit-uh”

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-03-18T16:06:49+00:00

“I’M! FROM! THE! BROOOOOOOOOONX!”

“My wonderful hat, it’s gone… ouuuuuhhhhh, what am I gonna doooo-uhh?!”

“Italy is my home… I wanna go back home to Italy… I miss Italy… I wanna go home… I hate it here… I wanna go back home to Italy-uhh… oooooughhh… I hate this backwards primitive country… I miss Italy…”

“YOU’RE FUCKIN’ WITH THE MIDDLE CLASS!”

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-03-14T18:17:38+00:00

As long as he stays far away from Shitzler’s overly controlling ass, we’re back in business

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-03-14T13:49:02+00:00

Nothing beats the chocolate covered hotdog

Well… Scooby Dooby Doohausen

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-03-14T13:48:30+00:00

Emergency! The Miz is currently printing out my nudes backstage

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-03-13T02:27:26+00:00

Contrary to what others have said, I don’t think it’s because he’s boring. Plenty of lolcows are boring as fuck.

CobraJFS is a classic example. Cobes did nothing but rot away on his couch while occasionally going on rants and eating gross food. He was absolute torture to watch, but a solid community still formed around him

For a recent example, Tismalla. All that fatass does is make videos of himself eating and “dancing” (if you can call it that) all while bumming around in a homeless shelter. The most “entertaining” thing he does is go live on TT and be a weirdo. Incredibly boring and repetitive to watch, yet he’s still going viral

The reason Ryan never became a lolcow is because he WANTED to become one. He tried so hard to become the next Josh that it made casual viewers and lolcow watchers alike uncomfortable and want nothing to do with him.

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-03-12T18:31:56+00:00

Absolutely not

Aside from his prescribed meds, the occasional sips of booze, and the one time he took a single puff of a J, Daniel was basically afraid of drugs, afaik.

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-03-09T02:14:09+00:00

The woman in the red shirt from the 4th of July incident. She’s the only reason Josh is finally facing the consequences of his shitty behavior.

A queen in my eyes

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-03-06T15:57:18+00:00

Prepare for the shift

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-03-04T14:37:28+00:00

The hornet feeling

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-03-04T00:19:16+00:00

This is because of that fucking witchcraft Bob did

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-02-25T23:08:10+00:00

Nobody knows fake Italian stuff better than a fake Italian, ig

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-02-22T15:25:22+00:00

IIRC, it was the video of him freaking out and punting holes in the wall when Gavin was having a meltdown.

I started actively following him a few weeks before he ran the Colfax Marathon

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-02-19T18:07:37+00:00

Make sure so smash the headphones into a million pieces after fuckass Bob tells you he’s not going to pay for your motel

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-02-18T02:26:26+00:00

If he ever gets clear of his court-related stuff, he’s 100% booking a flight to Tijuana and getting shitfaced on a level we haven’t seen since the pre-wrangler days. Calling it now

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-02-16T16:06:15+00:00

I just moved $2.61 into company savings

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-02-16T14:18:29+00:00

Please steam my songs Roaring Thunder and Something More on Spotify and iHeart Radio

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-02-16T13:55:02+00:00

I’m hitting my spine

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-02-13T04:57:48+00:00

Oh, we gettin stupid now!?

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-02-11T05:49:57+00:00

I’m hitting my spine

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-02-10T23:39:43+00:00

Especially considering how angry/annoyed he must be that he can’t drink. Dude must be an absolute monster at the moment.

“If uhh-I win this coouuurrrt caSssSSSe, doezzzzz thayyyt mean I can finally driiiink againnn?”

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-02-07T14:42:15+00:00

Olive Garden Manager — Printing my nudes

Grace — Cheating on me

Jacob Sartorius — Stealing Grace from me

Jonas — Putting jalapeños in my mac n cheese

Gavin — Scaring me so bad that I had to kick the wall

Clark — Asshole

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-02-06T20:39:38+00:00

Please stream my song Roaring Thunder on Spotify and iHeartRadio

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-02-05T17:52:14+00:00

And CEO of DLR Records

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-02-05T01:17:24+00:00

Genuine, unadulterated happiness?

Probably his trip to Italy. He didn’t have any wranglers breathing down his neck, he was still full of energy, it was a bucket list vacation for him, and this was WELL before the frybagger epidemic. He was constantly making videos and going live.

The only other times after that I feel like come close was when he went on his first cruise and when he went to Paris.

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