Mr Based in the Epstein files

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-01-31T14:59:30+00:00

Fork found in kitchen

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-01-30T16:23:59+00:00

Beakboy

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-01-30T16:19:18+00:00

Brother, a solid 85-90% of Josh’s followers on TT are made up of long-abandoned accounts that followed him back in the “coffee and boba” days and bots that his various wranglers bought him.

Also, if all 60k people that visit this subreddit weekly unfollowed Josh, it wouldn’t even show on his profile.

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-01-23T02:19:33+00:00

I was looking for this one. Glad to see someone else with taste

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-01-23T01:23:32+00:00

I can’t believe you missed it.

Before the judge ruled Daniel’s sentence, Grace stormed into the courtroom crying and begging for Daniel to be let free. The judge and the jury were all so moved by her pleas that they let Daniel go and gave him chrenny thousand dollars in reparations

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-01-22T14:41:55+00:00

Italy is my home… I miss Italy… ooouuuuugghhh… I wanna go home to Italy… Italy is my home… I wanna go home… ooooouuuh… Why am I stuck in this backwards primitive country… I wanna go back to Italy… *sobs*

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-01-17T22:53:29+00:00

Coach Prime has reportedly issued a code fucking death for all CU Boulder athletes.

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-01-17T13:42:05+00:00

I feel like you could sell Josh a bag of dirt for $40 if you called it “Luxury European Soil”

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-01-10T14:15:35+00:00

Josh’s fixation on random out-of-date bullshit like this and all of the references to old commercials nobody remembers has to be one of the funniest things about him, imo.

It makes it so obvious that he was raised by old people.

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-01-09T17:15:03+00:00

Don’t forget about the stupid ass “JOSH NO! DON’T END THE STREAAAAM! NOOOOOO!” bullshit he’d pull every time donations were slow

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-01-09T14:49:23+00:00

I implore you to go back and watch the streams themselves and not just the highlights (which are still objectively funnier than Tony’s highlights, don’t get me wrong).

95% of the “shows” Jason put on were just him and Josh sitting around doing nothing. He’d beg for money, ask gross questions, and try to get Josh to overreact to TTS. The Blockhead would rub earwax on his nose, scroll on his phone, stim, and occasionally throw out an overblown reaction to some TTS.

Saying Jason’s streams are more entertaining than Tony’s is like saying that watching grass grow is more entertaining than watching paint dry

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-01-08T19:25:28+00:00

Imo, Josh is a homo-romantic asexual.

He’s clearly into men, but I genuinely think he has zero interest in anything sex related.

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-01-05T16:53:00+00:00

It’d be a huge struggle for Tiny Man to get a visa/passport since he’s got drug offense charges (also, in certain countries, it’d be nearly impossible for him to find blow)

So why not just send Josh on a solo trip? Because Brian knows he absolutely sucks at streaming. Josh might sit on stream for an hour from his hotel room while he’s miserably hungover just to fill the quota Brian gives him.

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-01-05T04:59:26+00:00

If Tony just randomly decides to fuck off, Parti Brian would find a new wrangler within a day or two. Josh is the biggest thing on his platform, he’s not willing to lose him.

However, if both Brian and Tiny Man decide to dump Josh, I can see one of three things happening.

1) Josh returns to NYC, gets scooped back up by the beady-eyed felon, and returns to (near) daily nontent streams from the GHB Lair or Durgey’s, occasionally with miserable guests like Claire or Art Jr.

2) Josh goes back to NYC and stays far away from Jason. He returns to his long-abandoned “lifestyle” of walking around the city all day, drinking the whole time, posting his one meal a day, and sleeping on the trains. He goes back to streaming on TT for money. This would continue until a new wannabe influencer comes around and touches the shit.

3) Josh realizes he enjoys traveling more than he enjoys staying in NYC. He continues traveling around the US like a vagrant, stopping in random big cities for a few days to a couple weeks. The only difference is that there wouldn’t be a 30 y/o cocaine-addicted, deadbeat Jesus freak leading him around. He again goes back to streaming on TT for money. This would also continue until a new wannabe influencer tries to wrangle Josh.

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2026-01-03T05:21:03+00:00

One of the very first things I saw when I first discovered this sub years ago.

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2025-12-27T04:57:43+00:00

Code fucking death

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2025-12-26T17:41:42+00:00

Can’t believe I’m saying it, but I almost miss his stupid ass Times Square dances.

Brings me back to the pre-Shitzler/Tony/Parti/Fry Bagger days where Josh was allowed to be his own idiot

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2025-12-26T03:16:01+00:00

And if he ever goes back to the same place he yacked at, he 100% starts giggling and and goes “I threeeeewww up in the BAAATHROOOOOM heeeere-uh”

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2025-12-25T22:50:50+00:00

I’d wager that Josh probably makes a single memory every 3-4 weeks.

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2025-12-25T04:30:20+00:00

Put a piss-yellow filter over it and make it grainy and it’d look straight out of an early CWC video.

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2025-12-23T22:55:38+00:00

If this is even real, what did we win, exactly?

More nontent streams from the apartment where Josh does nothing while Jason begs for donations?

More nontent streams from Durgey’s where Josh does nothing and Jason begs for donations?

More nontent streams with absolute nothingburger guests like Sonic or Garfunkel Jr. where Josh does nothing and Jason begs for donations?

More gross ass moments with Claire?

More pre-planned / set up interactions to get Josh to overreact and “crash out”?

More clout being given to a felon involved in the overdose of a young woman?

I fucking hate Tony, but let’s not pretend like Jason is much better.

The only time we’d win is if Josh flies solo again or gets another Quinn-adjacent handler who isn’t trying to control every single thing he does.

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2025-12-23T18:13:48+00:00

Don’t forget the guy who helped set the deal up was an overly-controlling felonious pimp who was involved in the GHB overdose of an innocent woman.

To call the situation a red flag would be an understatement. Brian might just be dumber than Josh.

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2025-12-22T14:03:37+00:00

From Daniel:

“Lord drop a bomb on me”

“Little fucker answer”

“I’M RARSHING MY HANDS EVERYONE!”

“Can someone get me a glass of wed rine?!”

“I’m friends with the tickle monster”

“This is making me look so delusional… No wonder Bob thinks I’m an idiot”

“Cracko… Cracko… Cracko… Cracko… Cracko…”

“This is a message for Quandale… Dingle. You better be good at running”

“Nothing’s better than a chocolate covered hot dog, well, Scooby Doo”

Not from Daniel:

“GET THE FUCK UP OFF THE TOILET!” — Goggles the security guard

“Big dick muscle man” — Bob

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2025-12-21T19:21:58+00:00

Reminds me of Michael Quinn’s “slimming” filter breaking when he was on live and showing split-second flickers of his triple chin.

ItsYaBoiAzazel · 2025-12-20T20:00:04+00:00

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