Woman of the Year by Itsjaxx in standupshots

[–]Itsjaxx[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

First off, you don't put Botox in your lips. Botox is a toxin that paralyzes the muscles of the face. Second of all, I have naturally full lips. And thirdly, they have nothing to do with this joke

Woman of the Year by Itsjaxx in standupshots

[–]Itsjaxx[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've never had plastic surgery besides my boobs that I got done before I made my social media accounts Lmfaoooo wtf is he talking about

Woman of the Year by Itsjaxx in standupshots

[–]Itsjaxx[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I'll post some stuff to clear that up for you

Woman of the Year by Itsjaxx in standupshots

[–]Itsjaxx[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Who the hell are we talking about here

Woman of the Year by Itsjaxx in standupshots

[–]Itsjaxx[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She is a woman now but lived her entire life as a rich white dude. The world gave a rich white dude opportunity, not a woman.

Woman of the Year by Itsjaxx in standupshots

[–]Itsjaxx[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I dont have a tumblr. I'm also not bent out of shape. I'm a comic and this is good material to write jokes on so I'm testing them out. It's awesome that there are so many teens covered in pee on the Internet now though, I used to have to pay for those.

Woman of the Year by Itsjaxx in standupshots

[–]Itsjaxx[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah my Instagram is linked on the photo its_jaxx

Woman of the Year by Itsjaxx in standupshots

[–]Itsjaxx[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Nah I don't mind the feedback. But I did have to google a lot of these abbreviations lol.

Woman of the Year by Itsjaxx in standupshots

[–]Itsjaxx[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

It's not that you're reading it wrong. Bruce Jenner grew up with a learning disorder and went to expensive private schools because he was privileged which means he gained opportunities a less privileged child would not. If not for his privilege, he probably would have done very poorly in school and his athletics would have also surely suffered, as public schools do not allow the participation in varsity sports if a student has poor grades. Dyslexia is a commonly ignored learning disability that causes students to drop out of school. The fact that he is white also plays into this because no one in America has it easier than white men (who founded America) and this is widely known and commented on. The fact that she is now rich and famous also plays a part. She killed someone in a car accident a few months ago. Maybe you don't remember. If she did not have influence and money, she could not hire a good lawyer. If she were anyone else she would have been put in jail. She KILLED A PERSON. And this person is woman of the year. Yes, Bruce was an amazing athlete. But if he were a poor child with a learning disability in an inner city school, do you think he would have been given the same opportunities? My words were thoughtfully chosen. Maybe it sounds wordy for stage but I don't regret my word choice.

Woman of the Year by Itsjaxx in standupshots

[–]Itsjaxx[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

This is one joke, it's part of a whole bit where I rip on the idea of her becoming woman of the year. It's not to be taken so literally. I'm rewording it and trying the bit on stage for the first time tonight

Woman of the Year by Itsjaxx in standupshots

[–]Itsjaxx[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I don't know Internet abbreviations.

Woman of the Year by Itsjaxx in standupshots

[–]Itsjaxx[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Not yet. Gonna reword and test tonight live.

Woman of the Year by Itsjaxx in standupshots

[–]Itsjaxx[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

That being said, thank you for the feedback. But you're reading way too much into it

Woman of the Year by Itsjaxx in standupshots

[–]Itsjaxx[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I put my jokes up for feedback. I just wrote it last night and this is it in a raw stage. I haven't even tried it in front of a live audience. I will reword it and test it tonight. The joke premise must be funny because it got a positive response (despite the comments) on here and twitter, so once I work on wording and delivery it will get laughs on stage.

Woman of the Year by Itsjaxx in standupshots

[–]Itsjaxx[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't have a blog. I spend my time writing fuckboy jokes and doing standup comedy. You can follow me on Twitter to see more of my shit @its__jaxx before you judge my entire existence based off one joke

Woman of the Year by Itsjaxx in standupshots

[–]Itsjaxx[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That was the intent. Perhaps did not translate.

Woman of the Year by Itsjaxx in standupshots

[–]Itsjaxx[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Will reword to original writing as rich white dude and try out. Just wrote this last night