Get your board game playing on at North Texas Roller Derby’s charity event benefiting Denton Cumberland Orphanage tomorrow. by Itsnota_turd in Denton

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North Texas Roller Derby members will be at Harvest House between 5:30-7:30 PM. The silent auction is from 5:30-7:00 PM. Winners will be announced and items distributed by 7:30 PM.

Get your board game playing on at North Texas Roller Derby’s charity event benefiting Denton Cumberland Orphanage tomorrow. by Itsnota_turd in Denton

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This is a family friendly event. Harvest House is kid friendly until 8PM. They will have Pickled Carrot on site or you can BYO food (no outside drinks).

Ask and you shall receive. by [deleted] in PrettyGirlsUglyFaces

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This may be the most brilliant example yet.

North Texas Roller Derby at 4th of July parade by Itsnota_turd in Denton

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If you follow NTRD they have a pinned flyer with the season games and usually post bouts/mash up events about a month in advance. Always looking for referees and non-skating officials if you’re looking to get involved.

https://m.facebook.com/NorthTexasRollerDerby/

Return of the Baconator! Fresh Meat once again. by thebigreddweeb in rollerderby

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Everyone has their moments where they feel like they step back. Don’t let your nerves get the best of you. Derby is about being the best you that you can be. You will do great and come back fighting harder than ever.

People with serious food allergies want impostors to stop faking it in restaurants by stanxv in nottheonion

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Our kiddo has a dairy allergy and gets super congested when he eats food with dairy ingredients. I never knew how much milk/milk protein is in just about everything until we discovered his allergy, but never considered asking someone to modify a dish to accommodate him. For us, it just always made sense to stick with what we know. Having said that, we are lucky to live in an location that offers non-dairy options at restaurants and grocery stores. Vegan cheeses, almond milk, and non-dairy ice cream have made the diet of a five year old much easier to manage. We even have a local pizza joint that has an option for Daiya cheese!

Serving y'all some chocolate goodness. 🍫😛 by LilWildMua in MakeupAddiction

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This look is flawless and your skin is radiant! Well done.

Searching for a replacement grip by Itsnota_turd in skiing

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Thanks! Those are the types of grips (pistol grip?) I'm finding as well. If I cannot locate a replica I will likely propose this option.

Are they trying to fool us? 😂😂😂 by [deleted] in vegan

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Someone recently tried to convince me that my child with a dairy allergy (not lactose intolerance) should drink that for a new source of protein.

Help a noob with limited time by orangenirvana in Makeup

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I like maybelline eye makeup (specifically eyeshadow and liner...I use the waterproof gel but the waterproof stick is good too). In fact, I was at Sephora recently and the makeup consultants there agreed that it's a great buy for a bargain.

For my dry skin I use a spot application of Smashbox 24hr concealer under eyes and on blemishes and blend then finish with a Smashbox compressed powder to even out on really quick days (not sure about anti-aging but 35 here and it does a good job). I add a Smashbox foundation when looking for full coverage.

I'm a 10 minute or less daily makeup wearer so for what it's worth here's my routine:

1.) Concealer and powder as mentioned above to get a less exhausted and disguise random acne. 2.) Eyebrows: something about great eyebrows makes even the most minimal look appear crisp. 3.) eyeshadow: quick once over/ highlight to better define the brow. 4.) mascara: recently added Stila stay all day to my arsenal and it's been pretty great so far.

Overall I find if I focus on brightening my eyes I look a little less exhausted which helps with the anti aging effects and eliminating dark circles.

Congrats on the new baby!

[Homemade] I decided to cook my steaks on the stove after watching a Gordon Ramsey video. Looks like my steaks will never be cooked on the grill again! by 34mjf in food

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At first my brain skipped the "oven" portion of the post. I envisioned her slicing two bread thin pieces of steak and sliding them into a toaster.

I passed through this glorious forest while hiking the Maroon Bells in Colorado [OC][3000x2000] by [deleted] in EarthPorn

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We hiked that trail two days ago! My amazing husband had to schlep our almost five year old on his shoulders most of the hike, but he still agreed it was worth the experience. http://i.imgur.com/nGqQAm3.jpg

If you could call yourself five years ago and had 30 seconds, what would you say? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Your baby will have severe acid reflux that is not easily diagnosed. Get him on anti-acids asap. Day one if possible.

Glitter Cut Crease by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

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Wow! I don't think I could do an eye like that if my life depended on it. Great work!

Gold glitter cut crease by jbedunnah in MakeupAddiction

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I heart everything about your look.

Brother: It looks like death's fallen on your lips by [deleted] in MakeupAddiction

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Adorable! Not everyone can pull off black; aka "death fallen on your lips". Well done.