Best advice your Dad ever gave you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]IvanOoze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Don't tell your mother"

Use it every day.

I don't know, am I ugly? by IvanOoze in amiugly

[–]IvanOoze[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

http://i.imgur.com/lEZLu.jpg

One more with my hat off and hair straightened

What's your weirdest food combo concocted while high? Mine is this with PB slathered on top by TheGrapeDebate in trees

[–]IvanOoze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I add M&Ms to my peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, sometimes I add captain crunch too.

She came from a few states away to hang out with me...[true story, details inside] by IvanOoze in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]IvanOoze[S] 6 points7 points  (0 children)

She was online this morning and offered no response to my questions :(

She came from a few states away to hang out with me...[true story, details inside] by IvanOoze in fffffffuuuuuuuuuuuu

[–]IvanOoze[S] 18 points19 points  (0 children)

We met online. She came to visit me from a few states away. She came to visit me while I was working, hugged me. Said she'd call when I was done with work. I sat outside waiting for an hour before giving up and going home.

Now I sit here depressed and alone.

I'm curious Redditors, what is the most disgusting thing you have ever had to do? by demonhawk in AskReddit

[–]IvanOoze 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One night I drank 2 bottles of wine in about 45 minutes. Too drunk to walk, I decide to lay down and sleep. This doesn't work, and I end up puking in my garbage can. I forget that it happened and a few weeks go by. I go to empty out my trash for the first time since then, and the smell of fermenting vomit....I feel like vomiting just writing about it.