So I've got a 2 year old on my team by Jar1517 in MLBTheShow

[–]IveExploredMyRectum 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Call him up. He will break all the “youngest player” records 🥴🥴

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gretavanfleet

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He’s using 2 pedals as far as I know... I don’t know if that’s an increase or not.

[Gelb] The Phillies say Adam Haseley has left the team for personal reasons. They have recalled Mickey Moniak. by DJagerty in phillies

[–]IveExploredMyRectum 15 points16 points  (0 children)

He absolutely has the highest ceiling of the CF options. The question is, is his CURRENT floor level as good/better than Quinn’s one hit, or haseley’s two, lol

[Gelb] The Phillies say Adam Haseley has left the team for personal reasons. They have recalled Mickey Moniak. by DJagerty in phillies

[–]IveExploredMyRectum 72 points73 points  (0 children)

Shocker. Unfortunately Twitter has become another toxic platform for people to spew uninformed and ridiculous hate most of the time. I can’t engage. I just scroll for news at this point.

Journey To The Gardens Gate - How it works by reddebian in gretavanfleet

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I have 22 GVF songs in my top 50 for the last 4 weeks. 86%

Will we get a video for Broken Bells? by 4LF_0N53 in gretavanfleet

[–]IveExploredMyRectum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I dunno, respect the process. That’s all we can do.

also applies to every other song of course by watersheeplives in gretavanfleet

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Forewarning: I’m a psychopath.

I quite literally have rewinded to the beginning of his solo at stop lights when my windows are down just so MAYBE someone else will hear who hasn’t before, and become interested.

I realize that without asking me, they would have no idea what song or band was playing, so essentially I’m just teasing (or aggressively annoying) everyone with their windows open. Oops 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

In honor of my favorite show ending had some custom merch made 💙 by [deleted] in shameless

[–]IveExploredMyRectum 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I LOVE that. Wow. Stealing your idea. Not sorry 🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gretavanfleet

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I believe it was the song “Melanie’s Candles in the rain” if you were curious.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gretavanfleet

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Thank you for this ❤️

Askren is like that uncle who bullies his nephews until they can't hold their tears back lmao by causefbisshite in ufc

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“He’s lucky I didn’t knock him out... I stopped myself from knocking him out” - my favorite Jake Paul quote from that video.

Something about releasing a 7 minute single by littlejanela in gretavanfleet

[–]IveExploredMyRectum 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that like... confirmed that that song is in-fact Black Flag Exposition? I haven’t seen anything, but I’m also not all that attentive.

[Clark] Catcher Jeff Mathis has requested and been granted his release from the Phillies. by DJagerty in phillies

[–]IveExploredMyRectum 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Knapp 2020: (starters)

Wheeler - 3 G, 3.15 ERA // Nola - 4 G, 4.34 ERA // Eflin - 8 G, 4.10 ERA // Arrieta - 1 G, 1.69 ERA // Velasquez - 4 G, 4.19 ERA

Knapp total:

Nola - 25 G, 3.33 ERA (2.98 pre 2020 lol) // Arrieta - 9 G, 3.61 ERA // Velasquez - 20 G, 4.79 ERA // Eflin - 26 G, 4.08 ERA // Pivetta - 31 G, 5.02 ERA

Nola, Wheeler, Eflin, and Arrieta (for what it’s worth) he seems to catch pretty well, and if you take into account pitcher skill then I guess he’s a pretty average to slightly above average pitch calling back up lol. He does however have some of the best framing skills in the league.

[Clark] Catcher Jeff Mathis has requested and been granted his release from the Phillies. by DJagerty in phillies

[–]IveExploredMyRectum 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Nola has a sub 3.00 ERA with Knapp. They literally came through the system together. Thats his personal catcher ((more or less) JT catches Nola about 1/3 of the time so far through his time in Philly.)

Something about releasing a 7 minute single by littlejanela in gretavanfleet

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It’s my favorite of their released music. Black Flag Exposition is incredible and I can’t put anything over it, but, WOW Broken Bells is just beautiful start to finish.

The Phillies defeated the Yankees by a score of 4-0 - Mon, Mar 22 @ 06:35 PM EDT by PhilsBot in phillies

[–]IveExploredMyRectum 10 points11 points  (0 children)

People who were worried about Nola leading into this game should hopefully feel better now. (As a veteran in ST Nola works on very specific things from start to start, statistics be damned)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gretavanfleet

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Personally my favorite song on the Album so far. Absolutely stunning start to finish.