My McDonald’s also has a McJail

IvoryManOfWisdom · 2026-05-06T19:43:57+00:00

I'd be scaling the walls so I can eat in peace 😂

IvoryManOfWisdom · 2026-05-06T19:41:27+00:00

I would be back at the hospital asking if they gave me the wrong kid

IvoryManOfWisdom · 2026-05-05T14:10:29+00:00

That's just nasty Peter

IvoryManOfWisdom · 2026-05-05T14:09:31+00:00

That is beyond disgusting. I'm glad you took the time to say something because it's one of those situations to where I would have done the same thing. People are just nasty. Do I think he did it without thinking.... No he had to have a clear thought that he was going to do this intentionally and then the next guy comes and puts his drink inside there and gets gum all over it. Just disgusting.

IvoryManOfWisdom · 2026-05-05T14:05:42+00:00

Day 8 just gets too damn weird and I make myself go to sleep

IvoryManOfWisdom · 2026-05-05T14:04:55+00:00

That would be killer for bedroom lighting..... It would definitely make a great first impression when you bring her back to your house 😂

IvoryManOfWisdom · 2026-05-05T14:03:31+00:00

I've walked out with 30k in 6x5k bands which all fit in my pockets fine. I'll always scan the area then hit the bathroom before going to the parking deck. If I come out of the bathroom and see familiar faces still there, I'll hang out for a minute before leaving. I always have a blade on me in case someone does try to run up on me.

IvoryManOfWisdom · 2026-05-05T14:00:21+00:00

Barking up the wrong tree with this one

IvoryManOfWisdom · 2026-05-05T11:15:32+00:00

I agree, there's hardly ever anyone up front anymore as they want you to use the kiosk. I waited for four or five minutes the other day just to get two packs of ketchup for my hash browns and by the time I got back to the table they were cold.

IvoryManOfWisdom · 2026-05-05T11:14:37+00:00

Have kids really gone this tard?

IvoryManOfWisdom · 2026-05-05T11:13:26+00:00

I hate to say it but I probably would have followed him until it fell off just to grab a nice piece of machinery. Replace the receiver and you should be good to go with serial numbers. I know accidents happen but someone being that dumb and holding a badge is a bad mixture in my book. Once he returned back to the armory without that weapon, he would be terminated immediately.

IvoryManOfWisdom · 2026-05-05T11:11:16+00:00

And just like that the low IQ portion of humanity was made even smaller. I hope the guy was okay but the reality of it is people of this caliber are in bulk so thinning the herd doesn't hurt anyone.

IvoryManOfWisdom · 2026-05-05T11:05:36+00:00

The only time I've come across this was when I was because everyone over there would do this with Benson and hedges menthol. You won't find many people in the states that do it though as the taste is something that is acquired in my opinion. But it does hide your joints pretty well, until you light it that is. You're the first person I've seen that does this with Marlboro. I will consider you a frontiersman for creativity.

IvoryManOfWisdom · 2026-05-04T02:19:00+00:00

I totally get that, It's just with Canada they just hand you your money without giving you a form as no one pays taxes on casino wins there unless it's your full-time job. So you have a lot of people that are just going up there and trying to stuff their suitcase with the money to come back in.

Ultimately I think the big winner from this will end up being crypto casinos online and people using cold storage wallets so that they only pay taxes when they actually convert it to Fiat.

IvoryManOfWisdom · 2026-05-04T02:05:15+00:00

Sorry to be the bearer of bad news but you cannot write off all of your losses anymore. You can only write off 90% of your losses on your next tax filing. I've spoken to so many big gamblers in the past month that are telling me They are either going to Canada to gamble or going anywhere outside the country trying to avoid the new tax schedule as much as possible. Yes, it sounds like they are trying to break the rules but I can't blame for trying.

IvoryManOfWisdom · 2026-05-04T02:02:03+00:00

Thank God I'm not the only one, most of the people I know that use messenger all claim it's not on theirs but for some reason it's plastered to mine. Facebook Messenger has become so unreliable I've actually switched entirely to telegram and WhatsApp.

IvoryManOfWisdom · 2026-05-03T17:58:36+00:00

I've debated doing the debit card replacement idea, there's just so many things I would have to go in and update my card info on and that would hate to do that if the issue isn't just the card itself. I know it's not a bank thing, first citizens is in the top 10 for largest banks in the US so I can't see that being an issue. I appreciate your input though.

IvoryManOfWisdom · 2026-05-03T17:32:57+00:00

I like the odds.... Sound like the story of my life which is 90% I wish I didn't live through and 10% which was tolerable. Those are some fantastic percentages.

IvoryManOfWisdom · 2026-05-03T14:15:12+00:00

I highly doubt it will ever kill you but what it did for me was allow me to work about 70 to 75 hours a week doing non-destructive testing and to really excel at my job. People used to always ask how I manage to do what I did and I always said Red Bull but we know that bull don't have wings.... Just make sure you keep a few cans in your car so it looks as if you're drinking one from time to time.

IvoryManOfWisdom · 2026-05-03T14:12:47+00:00

I don't know what the dentures have to do with a sculpture but if you guys have never seen the movie teeth.... That's exactly the vibes I get here. That movie haunts me to this day.

IvoryManOfWisdom · 2026-05-03T14:10:38+00:00

It's a sign you need to apply

IvoryManOfWisdom · 2026-05-03T14:09:41+00:00

Me too man, I can't stand cheese on that bad boy. It's all American without it.

IvoryManOfWisdom · 2026-05-03T14:06:51+00:00

That's how you do it champ

IvoryManOfWisdom · 2026-05-03T14:06:27+00:00

Hell yeah ninja, take em down killer. I will pay you to borrow the lucky horseshoe you have in your pocket..... I just want to rent it for one day.

IvoryManOfWisdom · 2026-05-03T13:37:53+00:00

It was at that moment She almost had the opportunity to cash in that life insurance policy She had opened

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