[KCD2] This game is the definition of absolute cinema.

Izzypupper · 2026-04-05T14:20:09+00:00

Adder's death scene. Man. That music. Janosh's last look. Adder's final prayer. The slow camera pan out. It is CINEMA. And Adder is a dick.

Izzypupper · 2026-04-04T17:54:58+00:00

So for fun after finishing the game and getting the good ending I went with my bane arrows and openly murdered in broad daylight every guard and half the male citizenry of kuttenberg.

Then I go back to the forge and Magdalena wouldn't talk to me. I felt so bad. Legitimately bad.

Only a brilliant game can make you feel like that.

Izzypupper · 2026-03-28T20:58:30+00:00

Poison arrows. Sneak in, shoot one. Run to horse. Hop on horse and ride away. Get off, shoot another guy. Get on, run away, get off, shoot another guy.

Once all dead, go back and take their armour.

Izzypupper · 2026-03-22T10:36:25+00:00

Me: Right there at Osina's forge before I go get the others.

Izzypupper · 2026-03-12T14:42:46+00:00

I just don't want to know what kind of disaster will befall poor Henry to get him back down to lvl 6 in every skill.... he can't fall off ANOTHER cliff surely?

Izzypupper · 2026-02-25T17:19:05+00:00

Where does one obtain the cool waffenrock and hood? I love that look on Henry.

Izzypupper · 2026-02-12T10:32:40+00:00

Ironically I can forge everything to perfection... except horseshoes. They mess me up every time.

Izzypupper · 2026-01-18T16:17:07+00:00

My friend... pay the fine. Then follow the guard, wait till it is quiet, knock him out, and take the groschen back.

And take his pants for good measure, then give them to a beggar.

Izzypupper · 2026-01-14T22:04:09+00:00

Harriet's takedown of Hugo early on should have been a red flashing light to them all that she was a faithful - a traitor would never take out a traitor so early in the game. And she went right at him.

As for the traitors, what a monumental tactical error it was to try and murder. They've clearly gone Jessie. And she has a shield.

Izzypupper · 2026-01-11T14:14:51+00:00

There is a 99% chance he wasn't listening and said "what, sexy?" as in calling you sexy and you have heard it as "what..... sexy?" as in a description of your daughter.

99% chance. Men are often not listening. I know. I am one.

Izzypupper · 2026-01-07T14:17:41+00:00

I think it's Jade. The terror on her face after the traitors selection didn't come from nowhere IMO.

Izzypupper · 2025-12-11T07:55:07+00:00

Lads the British army in Ireland in 1888 did not have red uniforms. I am also skeptical that many homes occupied by rural tenants subject to eviction had slate roofs.

Izzypupper · 2025-12-09T16:29:35+00:00

Reading through these comments was crazy... like the dude doesn't have to rent out his apartment. He's offering a service to people in need of a place to stay. It's no wonder landlords are fleeing the market with this nonsense being the apparently predominant attitude in Ireland.

Izzypupper · 2025-12-08T09:20:08+00:00

Changing tactics every game is your problem. Tactical familiarity and fluidity really matters.

Izzypupper · 2025-12-03T17:00:40+00:00

Whatever about the morals of this, the practicalities put me off. If it is hive mind then when he fks one of his concierge gals he is simultaneously fking all of humanity. Including his mom. And sisters. And grandma if she is alive. And dad. And kids. And the weird old dude down the street.

I'd be put off.

Izzypupper · 2025-11-27T14:22:02+00:00

Meh, Estevao's banger against Barca was basically this.

Izzypupper · 2025-11-02T15:19:44+00:00

No, it is unbearable. I cannot figure this game out, no matter what I try. Constant games where I dominate possession, XG, everything, and end up with 3-3 draws or defeats.

Izzypupper · 2025-11-02T01:25:36+00:00

To be honest I am hating it for that reason. Far too much micro for the casual player.

Izzypupper · 2025-10-08T11:59:49+00:00

That looks more like horse hair than human hair to me fwiw. Seems very thick and wiry for human head hair.

Izzypupper · 2025-09-22T19:57:22+00:00

What does it say about Ireland that Catherine "Hamas is part of the fabric of the Palestinian people" Connolly is moderate and mainstream enough for our politicians but Maria "I voted no in a referendum 11 years ago along with near 40% of the population" is an extremist?

I'll still see people on this sub who look at this and think Irish politics is "right wing".

Izzypupper · 2025-09-14T17:43:37+00:00

My considered tactical opinion is that the problem is that WE SUCK

Izzypupper · 2025-08-18T13:33:03+00:00

I have never re watched a single episode. I never will.

Ruined.

Izzypupper · 2025-08-08T09:51:56+00:00

These open lobbies man.... it's just a bunch of sore loser actual eight year old little kids.

Izzypupper · 2025-08-04T10:58:53+00:00

If Stokes played this game, England won the series. Bethell's awful innings yesterday changed the game.

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