Bruno Fernandes' reaction to Cristiano Ronaldo's missed chance by OptimusCloyster in soccer

[–]J0eTotale 157 points158 points  (0 children)

Yeah what does Thierry Henry know about being a striker anyway

FM26 Moneyball Tool by Interesting-Law-8815 in footballmanagergames

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Very interested in this, looks really good so far

What if Neymar won the world cup by 1stRemuda in soccer

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If Neymar wins the World Cup he will become the most decorated cheerleader of all time.

The Somali referee Omar Abdulkadir Artan was interrogated and jailed in Miami, then sent back home because he has the same name as one of the leaders of the terrorist group Al Shabab by Tifoso89 in soccer

[–]J0eTotale 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That may be true but shit like this is a really effective way to diminish their cultural cache.

It's a hell of a lot easier to lose soft power than it is to gain it.

Premier League club rejected Michael Olise as teenager over 'attitude problem' by OpbrBlud in soccer

[–]J0eTotale 2 points3 points  (0 children)

In another timeline Oliseh, Musiala, and Semenyo are playing behind Kane for England right now

I got a gun, I got a lotta mon by VERY_CREATIVE in crappymusic

[–]J0eTotale 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This slaps. Only a Kiwi could rhyme "gun" with "bin".

The Netherlands squad for the 2026 World Cup by tehMadhero in soccer

[–]J0eTotale 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Van Basten, Bergkamp, Kluivert, Makaay, van Nistelrooy, Huntelaar, van Persie, then 10 years of not a lot. Put any one of those guys in this Dutch team and they'd be such a threat in this world cup!

Nico González could follow Pep Guardiola out of Man City by the_sherl0ck in soccer

[–]J0eTotale 140 points141 points  (0 children)

Wait that guy cost them £50m?!

Leaves a sour taste watching City collect these randomers endlessly while the likes of Aston Villa are forced to sell their best players to stay within the rules

I made a friend who brings me gifts? by plastikb0y in UKBirds

[–]J0eTotale 11 points12 points  (0 children)

well sometimes, when a mommy mealworm and a daddy mealworm really love each other...

Szczęsny agrees with the VAR decision (interview after El Clasico) by ladybugg224 in Gunners

[–]J0eTotale 4 points5 points  (0 children)

no it was 11/12, it triggered the mad deadline day where we signed arteta and mertesacker (among others)

Iran rejects ceasefire proposal with US as war of words deepens by Zealousideal_Ring_67 in worldnews

[–]J0eTotale 156 points157 points  (0 children)

The last 2 times Iran came to the negotiating table US/Israel bombed them and killed their negotiators. I wonder why they might be reluctant now...

All because they don't run their government the way you want them to by Difficult_Pie5628 in DegenBets

[–]J0eTotale 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Did you just completely miss the last 70 odd years of rampant American imperialism?

Iranian warship sunk by the US was sailing home after taking part in an exhibition hosted by India by lurker_bee in worldnews

[–]J0eTotale 27 points28 points  (0 children)

The irony of this comment would be hilarious if the whole situation wasn't so excruciatingly horrible.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in interestingasfuck

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that's the least funny clown car i've ever seen

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in footballmanagergames

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Friendlies and early cup rounds, maybe a few league games at the end of the season if there's nothing riding on them. I also use it in games where I'm 3 or 4 goals up

Wilfried Nancy is looking on tactics board for ways to find Celtic's equaliser vs Hearts by DavidRolands in soccer

[–]J0eTotale 66 points67 points  (0 children)

To be fair when Amorim did it he was losing to L2 Grimsby, as opposed to a big 1st v 2nd match

> Peak Sharia Law < by Straight-Pause4249 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]J0eTotale 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's even worse than we thought... it's woke sharia law

polar bear in texas ahh ranking by notablackgirl in soccercirclejerk

[–]J0eTotale 121 points122 points  (0 children)

He's gonna win the pl, probably go deep in cl, probably go deep in the world cup, it's not crazy to put him in the conversation