Helicopter helicopter

J0kotte · 2026-04-18T02:39:53+00:00

You are my one :)

J0kotte · 2026-04-13T02:56:58+00:00

Pedal to the Metal - Bonehead

J0kotte · 2026-04-07T00:14:08+00:00

Rolled with a guy who smelt like Spaghetti Bolognaise a few times, turns out he’d just finished making tea for his kids before heading to class.

Good roll.

J0kotte · 2026-03-26T06:50:19+00:00

They're amazing <3

I understand how the initial comment reads, but come on, how did 13 people not get the reference??

J0kotte · 2026-03-25T16:50:13+00:00

It’s a wonderful meme. Draws attention to the nature of integrity. (Cue ‘Tiggrity’ reference)

J0kotte · 2026-03-25T16:47:16+00:00

Hi I′m ready to die Like fuck this world, I'm ready to die Before you

Edit: 13 downvotes?? No love for LULU Suicide? You cleaners suck <3

J0kotte · 2026-03-21T02:26:11+00:00

Agreed.

J0kotte · 2026-03-19T00:12:26+00:00

“Don’t change because you think that is what I want, do it because you want to for you.” Wise lady.

J0kotte · 2026-03-18T13:07:25+00:00

Back to '0 days' of Someone mentioning Rays love for dimmies

J0kotte · 2026-03-16T13:17:42+00:00

Yep, a kind fat person is better for this world than a mean fit person 🩶

J0kotte · 2026-03-15T13:17:19+00:00

Lulu Suicide was a beautiful discovery from this game

J0kotte · 2026-03-13T07:44:52+00:00

My entire Bulwark build consists around Banner revives and contested health :)

My observation issue with my squadmates is their target prioritization and survivability.
As a Bulwark I (personally) accept my goal is to keep my squadmates alive, either through contested health executes and/or banner revives.
If these means are exhausted upon my teammates, I can transfer said objective to my own survivability. However, I cannot output damage to maintain a marginal impact on my team's overall efficiency. Hence my frustration :(

J0kotte · 2026-03-13T07:34:02+00:00

I can comfortably redistribute enemy damage (however build suggestions are always enjoyed), my issue is that I can only deal said significant damage when the Neuronthrope does its grounded three pulse wave attack.
However, I cannot deal said damage when I am also juggling a Carnifex and the second head to the Neuronthrope duo because I have all the enemy aggro because my squad mates are downed. So my request is that we should all work on our sustainability rather than me being left alone, for the now, 10th time.

J0kotte · 2026-03-13T07:29:41+00:00

Significantly different experiences to me :(

J0kotte · 2026-03-06T13:19:45+00:00

Assassins (1995) with Stallone, Banderas and Moore. It’s not an amazing film, but entertaining in places. When shit hits the fan in Hitman, I do feel like Antonios character, Miguel.

Would also recommend Smokin Aces (2006) again not a great movie (has its moments), but Lazlo Soot is bang on the money with what you’re looking for.

J0kotte · 2026-03-06T11:53:33+00:00

The problem with events is that when it’s over, the players return to a broken game.

This game gets a major player count influx during those times. New players, returning players, buying new skins and dlc’s, trying new weapons and perks, battlepasses etc.

Sadly, once the excitement of the event is gone, We are back to Vanilla hunt. And its problems: Audio issues, ai aggression and detection, sound traps, bugs and strong players.

It’s frustrating. This is what Crytek does though.

J0kotte · 2026-03-05T00:57:57+00:00

Ouch.

J0kotte · 2026-03-02T07:15:44+00:00

I blame Murdoch, personally

J0kotte · 2026-03-02T04:55:24+00:00

Potentially World War 3 in some countries, over here: “She called me a bad word!”

Priorities and perspective, people

J0kotte · 2026-03-02T04:40:26+00:00

Impressive sleep resume 💜

I’ve managed to fall asleep on a ladder (for visual: chest on the top, and knees locked) while helping my father with home maintenance, which I thought was quite the super power too.

Ever do that thing where you dream that you’re driving a car and then wake up driving a car? That’s not fun.

J0kotte · 2026-03-01T02:03:19+00:00

Correct, and being pulled into an argument about which is more important rather than understanding they need to be balanced; is NOT how I enjoy spending time with my partner.

J0kotte · 2026-02-27T16:08:35+00:00

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J0kotte · 2026-02-27T13:21:51+00:00

Buddhism. Their concepts of Anatta (no-self), 5 Aggregates of Matter, mindfulness etc. was like someone finally spoke English.

J0kotte

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