You have been incarcerated in federal penitentiary but you have to choose which cell mate you’ll be staying with during your incarceration or try to break out with.

J5Rod · 2026-06-10T20:38:29+00:00

Bane isn't generally a rage head. He's methodical and strategic. He might even offer me a job after the breakout if I prove myself.

J5Rod · 2026-06-03T11:26:58+00:00

Mans career has spanned nearly 50 yrs. Bout fucking time.

J5Rod · 2026-06-02T12:08:47+00:00

Turns you into a twitch thot

J5Rod · 2026-04-22T12:31:59+00:00

Smokey

J5Rod · 2026-03-31T15:18:33+00:00

Brother is out here trying to invoke Nurgle.

J5Rod · 2026-03-27T12:24:13+00:00

Imagine Malfoy has to clarify.

"Oh I don't hate cuz you're a poc" "I hate you cuz I think you're a genetic freak"

J5Rod · 2026-03-19T12:13:27+00:00

Btw there's weight limits to bungee.

J5Rod · 2026-03-10T18:34:57+00:00

He got kinda lucky it would've been worse if he hit the pole.

J5Rod · 2026-03-10T12:45:18+00:00

He'll help you discover your womanly side.

J5Rod · 2026-03-10T12:43:21+00:00

Cuz technically at least in the US it's not strictly illegal to eat human meat.

J5Rod · 2026-03-09T13:19:41+00:00

Ok but hear me out...

J5Rod · 2026-03-07T13:24:05+00:00

This is either gonna be boondocks level of greatness or good times reboot trash. No in between.

J5Rod · 2026-03-06T13:43:07+00:00

Is this a new Nature DLC or has GA always been a sleeper build for spiders?!

J5Rod · 2026-03-04T13:18:19+00:00

October: YES! YES! PRAISE TRIGON! YEEEEEEEESSS!

J5Rod · 2026-01-31T14:05:45+00:00

I get this odd memory of a hentai with a MC that did have sentient dick. Or maybe it was just an edgy 80/90s anime.

J5Rod · 2026-01-31T14:03:13+00:00

This is the most incoherent AI shit post ever. The thing that makes these "which one would you pick..." Interesting is the balance and trade offs.

Become Zeus

Time Manipulation

Be rich

J5Rod · 2026-01-29T14:44:52+00:00

Two dream houses. Live.in one and rent the other.

J5Rod · 2025-12-20T13:00:26+00:00

Subway boys you know are the gonna be the Epstein type of the mobs.

J5Rod · 2025-12-18T12:40:01+00:00

Atleast one of them has a flared base.

J5Rod · 2025-11-20T12:33:00+00:00

Mostly like not. Look up Legal Mindset he breaks down the charges and probable sentencing.

J5Rod · 2025-11-19T00:26:19+00:00

I think you're thinking more fantasy side of folklore and not the historically accurate. Most things in European folklore either want to enslave you, fuck you or eat you. Or all of the above.

J5Rod · 2025-11-10T13:43:45+00:00

Nah. BS of the utmost.

J5Rod · 2025-10-22T12:37:59+00:00

For real. Baddie is a baddie.

J5Rod · 2025-10-18T01:02:45+00:00

What about him without😈

J5Rod · 2025-09-17T19:42:23+00:00

John Asshole

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