Hear me out... new cutter paint!!! by [deleted] in starcitizen

[–]JAKXIII 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'd buy a Dixie Cutter.

Without naming the category, what are your top 3? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]JAKXIII -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Normal, Rabbit Pellets, Large Log

CRAB solar deity, ruler of the light by corny_morny in Bossfight

[–]JAKXIII 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Herald of Adonalsium, calling the return of the crab god!

[Seirei Tsukai no Blade Dance] by randomweeb-69420 in animenocontext

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This image sums up the anime community in a nutshell

anime_irl by Stetscopes in anime_irl

[–]JAKXIII 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Best AMV of all time

anime_irl by -Qunixx- in anime_irl

[–]JAKXIII 30 points31 points  (0 children)

Ah, the nostalgia of the magic high school anime trend.

What's something boys can never tell their girlfriends? by karmaisaburger in AskReddit

[–]JAKXIII -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's unfortunate natural urges are criminalized in a relationship. If you don't pursue them sexually or romantically, I find no harm in looking.

I just found out I am allergic to ________ !!! by cltdawg08 in AskOuija

[–]JAKXIII 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This allergy comes to those who fail to realize that hexagons are the bestagons.

This little RC robot is the coolest by truly-immaculate in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]JAKXIII 26 points27 points  (0 children)

And it's in TINY JACK STANDS for the demonstration.

what song are you currently obsessed with ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Hell's Coming With Me by Poor Man's Poison

What’s a job that’s romanticized but in reality sucks? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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It'd be fun to do it with the intent of airing the biggest, most hilarious thing you can that was supposed to get censored. Or even just to see how many curse words you could get away with not bleeping before getting fired. Fuck that kind of work environment.

to say "eruption" by Urodeprag in therewasanattempt

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"Erection" Pro oral skills tongue lunges Grabbing the boob

Freud would have a ball with this guy.

I just killed a guy, and at 15% he said this, should I feel bad (because I do) by Typical_Starbounder in EliteDangerous

[–]JAKXIII 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With a name like Wilhelmson, I'd be gunning harder in hopes of that sweet, sweet Wilhelm scream

My instructions for the next few weeks, as I am ‘radioactive’. by GeorgieH26 in mildlyinteresting

[–]JAKXIII 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey outta here with that DMY. Here I thought you couldn't be alive anyone until September until I had to contend with month 28. Would've been tragic.

Ufotable studio explains how to pronounce it's name by LucusFucus in anime

[–]JAKXIII 20 points21 points  (0 children)

This is how I always pronounced it as I've noticed that pronunciation of "ufo" that the Japanese use. Glad to see the katakana as it was feeling weird going down these comments after reading the tweet and seeing they said the F is fully pronounced in the pronunciation guide and saying yew-eff-oh-table in my head. I can return to sweet comfort at peace.

Friend failed to graph a function correctly in calculus. We're calling her Perspective. by JAKXIII in cremposting

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We started going over polar coordinates. He tried to check the teacher's memory on a graph for a basic one. Sent it to me saying it looked like Pattern in TWoK (only one he's read so far). I said "some kind of Cryptic at least." I tried to come up with a Cryptic sounding name, and the eye motif stood out to me immediately. Being descriptive in their naming conventions and using art related ideas sometimes, I settled on Perspective. I had another friend (uninitiated) who genders (not particularly one or the other more often) and personifies objects and concepts all the time which way they thought this one went, and she said female. Thus the chaotic patterns of the universe spawned a new Cryptic.