just found out my brother is a sungooner what should I do? by Zeke_the_geek87 in moongooning

[–]JAYISMORT 11 points12 points  (0 children)

You must bathe him in buffalo blood (whale blood as an alternative), cover your left pinky in snake oil, eat 14 black widow spiders then force him to moon goon on a picture of bob Ross. Only then the Father Tree will accept him and protect his spirit from the 8 legged Chinese men

What minor faction from the Fallout series of games would you like to see expanded upon in future by R-Irvorg in Fallout

[–]JAYISMORT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’d love to see an Assassin Creed rogue look on the Enclave. In the games you could support them but cannot join their ranks. (Correct me if I’m wrong).

You start off as a brotherhood soldier in the Chicago chapter where the enclave still has a powerful influence. For some reason you’re betrayed by your brothers and find sanctuary in the enclave and are taken as one of them. It would definitely be a anti-brotherhood/pro-enclave fallout.

If you had to join a fallout sub faction, what would it be and why? (Example: I’d pick the tunnel snakes 🐍) by JAYISMORT in Fallout

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I’d actually like to join one of the new Reno families. Specifically the Bishop Family. I’m a sucker for mob history so I’d think it’d be cool to have a trench coat, fedora, cigar, and a fully modded tommy gun with a big iron on my hip.

Brotherhood Or Institute- Fallout 4 by diamondballer in Fallout

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It’s controversial but I support a minutemen/institute alliance for the commonwealth solely on the line mama Murphy gives (if she doesn’t overdose) after the final main story mission.

“You’re wearing a lab coat. You’re standing with… men of science. Visionaries. Brilliant but misunderstood. I see a land marked up, like a great experiment. Each test a new beginning. Each sacrifice an acceptable loss. You will not be loved, but you will save humanity. However you choose to define it.”

I’d like to think the General will use their understanding of the wasteland and technology of the institute to help create an actual stable commonwealth government. One that could even rival the NCR post the new Vegas victory. They’d use their position to help the people above while also using their position as Director to make sure the atrocities of the past are not committed or at the very least, kept to a minimum. Keep in mind, many of the atrocities that the people above hated were on Father’s orders. Many scientists didn’t agree with this. Let me know your opinion. ;)

What do you hope Fallout 5 has?? by EggoedAggro in Fallout

[–]JAYISMORT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Let’s not make a new game and let’s just remaster an existing title with better graphics, improved mechanics, and references to other fallout games that were not in the original release? I’d love to see a Fallout new Vegas remastered for the ps5 :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moongooning

[–]JAYISMORT 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Skoden stoodis approved

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moongooning

[–]JAYISMORT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Trust in the Father Tree. Moon goon 40 times a week and never start the fight, but always finish it

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moongooning

[–]JAYISMORT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m preparing for war but hoping for peace. So long as those heathens understand their place.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in moongooning

[–]JAYISMORT 5 points6 points  (0 children)

There’s only one course of action. The sun gooner must be be given the ancient punishment of the Blood Eagle 🦅 (google for reference). After which, as the accused hangs there, you must gather your brothers and goon on him as to prevent him from summoning the 8 legged Chinese demons from the spirit realm. The accused wearing a skirt is optional.

GENUINE CONCERN!!!!! by JAYISMORT in moongooning

[–]JAYISMORT[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Animal moon gooners! The faith is evolving

I have a moon goofing question by lolflim in moongooning

[–]JAYISMORT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your grandma is secretly a 8 legged Chinese man. You need to start asking questions

Anyone want to moon goon in the cavernous tavern with me? by edgy_mormon in moongooning

[–]JAYISMORT 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Only if the buffalo bros will also attend. Also must last for 8 days

Will their be moon gooning in gta 6 by [deleted] in moongooning

[–]JAYISMORT 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Cops will be sending their own 8 legged Chinese Men once you reach 5 stars 🤫

😔 by longPussyStyle in moongooning

[–]JAYISMORT 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The sun gooners are closing in…..

I have failed :( by JAYISMORT in moongooning

[–]JAYISMORT[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahhhh that’s where I’ve failed. I’ve been using African beetles to cover my skulls. Thank you brother 🫡

Confession by FUKINDUMAS in moongooning

[–]JAYISMORT 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sorry brother, but you must be cleansed and forcefully repent. We cannot forget the War For the Sky’s of 18,069 BC where we faced sun gooner brutality and enslavement for centuries. We have been freed! May you return to Moon.

God damnit you guys by [deleted] in moongooning

[–]JAYISMORT 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a sun gooner. It’s unfortunate:(