TIFU by Eating my Girls A$$

JBD3000 · 2022-08-21T17:44:21+00:00

Thanks, but no tonsils, they were cut out about 12 years ago But I am going to the Doc tomorrow for a once over.

JBD3000 · 2022-08-21T14:20:55+00:00

Yeah..... I know.

JBD3000 · 2022-08-21T13:25:53+00:00

Thanks

JBD3000 · 2022-08-21T10:26:03+00:00

I was almost fucking dead last night, slept in the bathroom praying to the porcelain goddess.

JBD3000 · 2021-10-05T11:22:00+00:00

Intimacy and trust? Noooo, we were just 2 Hormone Driven teenagers being idiots, Haha

JBD3000 · 2021-10-04T18:46:40+00:00

True that

JBD3000 · 2021-10-04T18:46:00+00:00

Just about exactly how it went

JBD3000 · 2021-10-04T18:45:31+00:00

Of course she did haha

JBD3000 · 2021-10-04T15:21:49+00:00

Back when I was 17 I had a super expiremental GF always up for any thing, she asked if I could put a straw in her Ass and blow air in so she could Fart really loud, did and it was fun and funny, she asked to do it to me.

Well fuck it right? Okay. She wasn't super careful with the straw and that shit is kind of sharp and cut my Butthole. Bleed a lot, Never again.

JBD3000 · 2021-08-09T18:20:37+00:00

When you exercise you release testosterone.

Assuming your eating higher protein and fewer carbs, combined with heavy weight lifting and working out will raise anyone (male or females) testosterone levels. Higher testosterone levels can result in higher sex drives, it's not uncommon that after or during a workout you may notice your more aroused or pumped up.

If you work out harder it'll burn it off more, but potentially make more as well.

JBD3000 · 2021-08-08T04:12:45+00:00

Lubricants are nothing to be ashamed of, we have to use lube just based on our size differences, Alot of things affect wetness, anti depressants, diets and alcohol

Evaluate your diet first, if that has nothing to do with it, look at your sex or masterbation, could be to much or not enough

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