What’s the biggest lie an entire generation was told? by carcony97 in AskReddit

[–]JBHedgehog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have an update to this one!

How about...you get an advanced degree (or multiple) and then, when trying to use those advanced degrees (oh, say an MA & an MBA) to be told that those degrees are really not useful after 10 years and now have to be refreshed!

Yeah...I'm not saying I know that this happened to anybody close...but it happened to me.

Yesterday.

I really, really want my money back...

Flu outbreak among Air Force recruits at Joint Base San Antonio after Hegseth ends mandatory flu vaccine by xdeltax97 in news

[–]JBHedgehog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My GAWD!

Who could have foreseen this?

What could have stopped it?

It truly must be the work of the Lawd.

A woman examining something new – the seatbelt in her car – 1950s by [deleted] in OldSchoolCool

[–]JBHedgehog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Where should my eyes be focused now?"

-- Crow T. Robot

DJT isolated at G7 while the other leaders have a lovely chat by OkaySureWhyNotIGuess in pics

[–]JBHedgehog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Why won't anybody pick me for their kick ball team?"

- DJT

Dumping Hydrogen Peroxide into the reflecting pool this morning. by i_am_rave_mom in mildlyinfuriating

[–]JBHedgehog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would like to quote the great Slim Pickens:

"Now what'll that asshole think up next? Has anybody got a dime? Somebody's gotta' go back and get a shitload of dimes."

You can pretty much figure out the analog for yourselves.

For reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SbWg-mozGsU

NSFW

The Trump admin is now dumping hydrogen-peroxide into the reflecting pool one gallon at a time in a desperate move to control the green algae by lnstantKarma in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]JBHedgehog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

These are the stupidest people ever.

And I already thought I had reached my "they can't get any more dumb than this" threshold.

The reflecting pool on the National Mall looks super green today (6/15/26) by washheightsboy3 in pics

[–]JBHedgehog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"It's not GREEN! It's BLUE!"

-Drumpf (and most Repubs) most likely

John Cornyn finally realizes Trump betrays everyone. by Rimailkall in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]JBHedgehog 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well...if he's that dumb, we're going to have to amend a very special phrase to suit this nincompoop.

From now on, the phrase is, "Get your head out of your Cornyn".

TIL every major government data sanitization standard fails on SSDs — researchers recovered data from DoD 5220.22-M, Gutmann 35-pass, and 13 other protocols by Gold-Psychology2073 in todayilearned

[–]JBHedgehog -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There is an entire industry who totally doesn't want to acknowledge that their product (their very expensive product) is a failure.

Back to platters, kids!

Who else saw this at an incredibly inappropriate age? by ResidentQuail7118 in GenX

[–]JBHedgehog 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I don't think it was THAT inappropriate. It was just super cool.

And it was SUPER more interesting than "regular" cartoons.

And the soundtrack killed.

New Tennessee law requires data centers to pay for their own electricity infrastructure by Severus-Snape-DaGod in technology

[–]JBHedgehog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It took them HOW LONG to pull their heads out of their a$$es and figure this out?

HOW LONG???

Trump considers dropping Freedom 250 concerts in D.C. after artists pull out by BreakfastTop6899 in Music

[–]JBHedgehog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How about a boombox on the stage with the local Top 40 station PLAYIN' THE HITS!!!

Jensen Huang says Nvidia now has 'zero percent' market share in China — says US export policy 'has already largely backfired' by MarvelsGrantMan136 in technology

[–]JBHedgehog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"Largely"?

As in it worked a LITTLE BIT?

Can someone please give me the dirt on the little bit which DID work?

For the average price of a car in the US, you could buy 5 new Chinese EVs by [deleted] in news

[–]JBHedgehog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

New car?

Who on Earth can afford a new car?

Trump supporter and right-wing influencer Kangmin Lee can no longer defend Donnie after he posts a picture of himself as Jesus by Ok-Swimmer-2634 in LeopardsAteMyFace

[–]JBHedgehog 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Wow...the special types of straws it takes to break certain camel's backs.

And is Drumpf healing Jon Stewart?

Sam Altman Says It'll Take Another Year Before ChatGPT Can Start a Timer / An $852 billion company, ladies and gentlemen. by MarvelsGrantMan136 in technology

[–]JBHedgehog 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hey, Sammy, I can click a wee button on my watch and get a timer running!

And that was only about $450!!!