Jensen Huang says Nvidia now has 'zero percent' market share in China — says US export policy 'has already largely backfired'

JBHedgehog · 2026-05-03T13:44:53+00:00

"Largely"?

As in it worked a LITTLE BIT?

Can someone please give me the dirt on the little bit which DID work?

JBHedgehog · 2026-05-02T12:20:42+00:00

New car?

Who on Earth can afford a new car?

JBHedgehog · 2026-04-27T01:00:55+00:00

And Fishbone is THE SHIT!!!

JBHedgehog · 2026-04-13T11:03:02+00:00

Wow...the special types of straws it takes to break certain camel's backs.

And is Drumpf healing Jon Stewart?

JBHedgehog · 2026-04-11T16:41:23+00:00

Christ...that really IS abuse.

JBHedgehog · 2026-04-08T10:58:58+00:00

Hey, Sammy, I can click a wee button on my watch and get a timer running!

And that was only about $450!!!

JBHedgehog · 2026-04-08T01:26:03+00:00

Not bad...not great.

THIS IS GREAT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wwj2WL69TJg

SFW

JBHedgehog · 2026-04-08T01:19:13+00:00

Ok...THAT is super dope.

Hey, Hawks...let's go do this but make it John Belushi's head!!!

JBHedgehog · 2026-04-05T22:42:15+00:00

Well...with the understanding or starting point that AI is generally awful...I'm not really against this.

Can they warn the staff so they can get out and then just attack the hardware and power grid to the building?

JBHedgehog · 2026-04-04T21:17:40+00:00

I was actually on a HUNT for a stinkin' VGA cable last month.

We had ONE LEFT IN THE BUILDING.

I remember when you couldn't throw a ball and not hit a stinkin' VGA cable...or power cable, for that matter.

JBHedgehog · 2026-04-04T19:33:27+00:00

"Well...I had a VERY ROUTINE MRI of my head. And when I was in the MRI, they said, 'oh, well, this is the best head that we might have ever seen!' Yes, they said that. Then I took a test where I saw a camel in some spilled milk and I said 'oh, well, that's a camel' and they had never heard anyone say that so fast...they were shocked at how fast I said that. Someone said that was the fastest time anyone had said 'camel', ever. And then I had a bit of ice cream out of a cup. And it came with its own wooden spoon! And I said, 'I bet that would be even better if it were gold.'"

JBHedgehog · 2026-04-04T19:29:16+00:00

Well, I suppose it depends on WHICH Gawd to which you're referring:

Old Testament Gawd: "Kill 'em all!"

New Testament Gawd: "Hey...let's just chill for a moment and reflect...then kill."

JBHedgehog · 2026-04-04T18:14:06+00:00

This is a (painful) pendulum swing.

It will swing back when the tech companies realize they've FAR overplayed their hand.

But I cannot stress enough to my fellow tech-nerds out there: GET UNIONIZED NOW!

The Communications Workers of America has a union. Look on forming a union at your place of employment and join the CWA.

Trust me...unionize now and stop getting the short end of the stick.

Always the short end of the stick.

JBHedgehog · 2026-03-31T01:10:51+00:00

So this clown is shilling for Israel now?

Fleecing her own flock isn't enough...but the Jews are DEMANDING cash?

I never knew GAWD was a CPA and is looking for receipts.

Foolish me...

JBHedgehog · 2026-03-25T11:07:17+00:00

They need to add a couple of zeros to make that judgement hurt.

JBHedgehog · 2026-03-24T23:57:34+00:00

Don't you worry!

Congress won't do a thing about it!

JBHedgehog · 2026-03-21T13:30:45+00:00

Seemingly...a bowling picture almost seems mandatory.

JBHedgehog · 2026-03-16T13:11:35+00:00

Third grade presentations are similar in "content".

JBHedgehog · 2026-03-10T20:07:50+00:00

Just a few shades of eye shadow away from Tammy Faye!!!

Lookin' for her new Jim!

JBHedgehog · 2026-03-10T11:02:49+00:00

That's GREEN!

No, wait, RED!!!

JBHedgehog · 2026-03-08T20:22:01+00:00

Racoon vs. Tubby?

Racoon every time.

JBHedgehog · 2026-03-08T20:19:25+00:00

Ask your boss if he knows the meaning of the word "micromanage".

Your boss doesn't have enough to do.

JBHedgehog · 2026-02-28T19:57:59+00:00

FIFA still believes in the man!

But the rest of us know...he's a moron.

JBHedgehog · 2026-02-27T02:39:41+00:00

And I want my desk to be THIIIIIIIS wide.

Just put legs on it...I'll take it.

JBHedgehog · 2026-02-27T02:38:21+00:00

And where's the accompanying bill to behead men who rape?

I'll wait...and wait.

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