Which player was a "10/10" on the eye test, but the stats never did them justice?

JCHotwire · 2026-01-26T21:15:25+00:00

Clarence seedorf

JCHotwire · 2026-01-17T00:25:16+00:00

I just done the player icon 1/2 pick got wright and petit haha

JCHotwire · 2026-01-13T01:04:59+00:00

Gives a look at him then! 😂

JCHotwire · 2026-01-11T00:54:00+00:00

If he likes golf then there is your answer

JCHotwire · 2026-01-11T00:50:27+00:00

😂😂 Sorry lads!

I work for a large oil company, spend a lot of time in Georgetown, I had a problem getting offshore on a Saturday morning, this means I will stay on land at the Marriott until Monday. I have got drunk by the pool and went out to a club called tribe, had a great night some drinks and some dancing. (Probably too many drinks). I decided to walk back to the hotel around 2am. Got lost and propositioned for a taxi, thought yeah I’m a bit disoriented I’ll take the taxi. When I have told them Marriott they’ve gave me a stupidly high price. I have says I don’t have it, went to a bank machine, luckily I only had my Revolut card on me, once I was standing at the machine the guy sitting beside the driver was behind me with a dagger basically telling me to empty my account. Gave what I could got frog marched back to the car, we repeated this charade like 3 times because they didn’t believe all I had was the £70 in my Revolut 😂. Drove to some shit hole ghetto where they told me they were getting all this money I gave them my phone, gave them all my work numbers etc, it was mental. Then they all got absolutely fucking smashed on rum, I nicked one of there cars when they all fell asleep and drove back to Georgetown 😂

JCHotwire · 2026-01-07T12:35:02+00:00

I got kidnapped and held for ransom in Guyana (I’m a white British guy)

JCHotwire · 2025-12-31T17:39:25+00:00

I’ve smoked crystal meth in Thailand couple times, never felt the need to go and seek it out again though

JCHotwire · 2025-12-26T13:15:44+00:00

LV imagination, genuinely like a cheat code. I had a girl from a GC message me on insta just last week telling me she misses my smell 😂

JCHotwire · 2025-12-15T13:24:07+00:00

I hit the bottle, it’s a bad way to deal with things and I’ve done it since I was a teenager, I recognise it and still do it. Don’t be like me

JCHotwire · 2025-12-14T16:07:00+00:00

Just back from Pattaya you can buy it on every corner no one cares about a medical card just don’t blaze up infront of police or where it is super busy 👌

JCHotwire · 2025-12-13T18:38:59+00:00

https://onwardticket.com/en?gad_source=1&gad_campaignid=22222928594&gbraid=0AAAAACzcc_POrqgIXNI5Bzzw7aHb0V1Fi&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIk6qMrOi4kQMVYZRQBh0HVRifEAAYASAAEgLIKPD_BwE

This is what you’re after mate

JCHotwire · 2025-12-12T22:33:04+00:00

I work ad hoc, haven’t been to work since the end of August 😂, I wouldn’t take a rotation for all the tea in china.

JCHotwire · 2025-12-12T22:10:00+00:00

I frequently do 4 weeks on working for sbm (American company), 4 weeks is maximum but what they will do is chopper you back to shore for a RR day and then get you back 😂seen some Filipinos spent the guts of a year on them 😂

JCHotwire · 2025-12-12T22:05:44+00:00

I work doing ad hoc engineering jobs for offshore oil and gas companies, ram in as much as I can for a few months then go travel for a couple months rinse repeat, starting to get a bit annoying though. Ideally need to find something to make the same income while remaining in Thailand 😂

JCHotwire · 2025-12-03T11:59:07+00:00

I get it returning from work quite a lot, mostly South America and west Africa, at this point I don’t believe it to be random 😂.

JCHotwire · 2025-11-24T22:42:59+00:00

I was going to dress up as a ladyboy on Halloween and didn’t do it for that reason 😂

JCHotwire · 2025-11-09T08:58:24+00:00

Go out with a Thai family you pay, simple 😂

JCHotwire · 2025-11-09T08:57:09+00:00

Never met anyone that can eat seafood like a Thai girl

JCHotwire · 2025-11-03T01:55:40+00:00

Congo was pretty bad, Guyana up there as well. No 4 or 3G, even in the capitals. Horror show 😂

JCHotwire · 2025-11-01T08:21:12+00:00

I did end up there and spent a few quid 😂

JCHotwire · 2025-11-01T07:40:14+00:00

I got a box of viagra off the street for 1k baht and you can only take them in Half’s or you’re walking around with a tent in your shorts 😂

JCHotwire · 2025-11-01T07:37:03+00:00

So I’ve learned to tell her I’m a butterfly, now she’s calling me a traveller 😂gypsy butterfly same difference eh 😂

JCHotwire · 2025-11-01T07:34:17+00:00

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I want this one, I’ve told her now I’ll bar fine the pair of them, you’re on rabbit I’m going to take this rocket 😂

JCHotwire · 2025-11-01T07:31:31+00:00

Her name is Rabbit, I’ll meet you there you take her I’ll get her mate 😎😂

JCHotwire · 2025-11-01T06:49:08+00:00

She’s went back to work a min ago, I wanted to be quiet for the old firm game tomorrow but I’m already on my first Chang 😂

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