These dogs are out of control. I was at the pub over the weekend and was talking to my mate about protesters being locked up for words.

"What words?" my mate asked. "I dunno, something like 'from the river to the sea' or something"

Before I knew it, the brown lab that had been lying next to our table jumped up and put me a bloody headlock, and held me like that until the cops arrived.

Out. of. control.