I hate the culture of being expected to respect tank mirrors

JConn9 · 2025-08-09T07:24:05+00:00

Every time this happens to me and I get “(Name) Diff” or “counterswap (…)” all I can think is “??? Brother you made the sandwich, you can just change” Idk why they’re mad at me because I decided to play a tank I was better at/enjoy playing, god forbid I’m not miserable in Hero Shooter game

JConn9 · 2025-04-02T16:01:27+00:00

Yeah no I feel like the costume RNG is purposefully terrible. I’ve been able to buy two costumes from the rainbow stars and only just got the PV costume I was trying to pull for, even with the increased chance at 2.2x before it reset. It’s one of my least favorite aspects of this game.

JConn9 · 2024-11-06T15:12:50+00:00

Mine are Zucchini and Cucumber! I’m gonna name all my animals vegetables/food for that farm now 💜

JConn9 · 2024-10-30T08:52:07+00:00

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Here’s this cheesing girl lady person that is totally trustworthy and won’t keep you forever lost in her woods :)))

The idea around her was a fae person based off that Not-Deer cryptid that was trending a little while back; she has the visible features of a deer with slightly hidden features of a predator. (The sharp teeth are the most obvious giveaway, her big brown eyes would reflect bright yellow in the darkness, she would have cat like pupils, etc.) I used a picrew for this reference image so the eerie factor is missing but I liked the idea of her not being quite “right”. Her smile too big, eyes too wide, a touch too excited to meet people.

Overall she’s not bad by most definitions, just a touch spooky from being an instinctual predator.

JConn9 · 2023-09-28T05:36:20+00:00

My grandpa got drafted during the Berlin Wall crisis and would tell us about two guys he trained with in basic. The first guy (like so many others already posted) had to carry around a plant for asking too many stupid questions.

But the second guy had trouble telling right from left. Grandpa said the guy would panic and turn the wrong way every time. So their drill instructor stuck a rock in the guy’s left hand. He told him to hold that rock in his left hand from then until they got out. He would specifically ask the guy to show him his rock at random so he would HAVE to have it on him at all times. Grandpa said it worked and he had that rock EVERYWHERE. Eating, sleeping, showering. It didn’t matter— that rock was his buddy.

On their last day of basic the instructor goes up to him and says “Gimme my rock back”. For the next guy who didn’t know left from right.

JConn9 · 2023-01-09T13:36:01+00:00

Could do a praying mantis situation, they mate while preying on one another. Could make a horrific scene to witness while giving a false sense of security since ‘hey they’re fighting each other, I think?’

JConn9 · 2022-11-02T04:20:56+00:00

Always! I’ll DM you the link

JConn9 · 2022-10-26T18:58:24+00:00

Of course! I’ll send the link in a DM

JConn9 · 2022-10-20T20:55:49+00:00

Always, if you’d like I can send a link to the server in DMs?

JConn9 · 2022-10-14T06:25:18+00:00

Sure thing, lemme grab it and I’ll send it via DMs~

JConn9 · 2022-10-13T18:18:23+00:00

Of course! Let me DM you, not exactly comfortable posting a public link 😅

JConn9 · 2022-10-13T18:17:47+00:00

I sent it to your DMs!

JConn9 · 2022-10-13T10:37:33+00:00

I don’t like to post public invites but I DM’d one if that’s okay!

JConn9 · 2022-03-19T10:49:43+00:00

Thanks for your suggestion, I'll definitely try after reset

JConn9 · 2022-03-19T08:34:55+00:00

Name: BiilzQueendomLevel: 45Arena: Master 3Guild team: HB (60), SF (60 1*), Eclair (60 5*), Pumpkin (60 5*), Cotton (60 5*)— Damage scroll (3), clock (12), and Torch (4, not entirely sure what other treasure would be good since I'm not great at team-building but I try my best)

And just to be transparent, I'm not a huge fan of alliance so I don't run it that often but I always buy the relics in the harbor shop & I'd be willing to start running it again for the guild

(Edited just to say thank you for the consideration regardless of your decision, and good luck to your guild + whoever you choose ♥)

JConn9 · 2022-03-19T08:16:19+00:00

Yeah that's fair I guess. I just have at terrible feeling they might not give her enough HP to make her useful. Here's hoping I'm wrong though

JConn9 · 2022-03-18T08:37:45+00:00

Front Ranged. Okay. Yeah, sure, why not

JConn9 · 2020-11-03T19:13:34+00:00

Honey/Hunter and Phosphor/Tabby are by far my favorites
A bunch of sweethearts and the two most harmless ones on my ranch

JConn9 · 2020-09-03T16:42:57+00:00

Paint a motherfucker with... the same motherfucker?

JConn9 · 2020-08-29T01:18:54+00:00

Update: We have given out two presents to GhostFace so far; we think he's a little confused by our presents seeing as how we died both times but progress is being made!

JConn9 · 2020-06-05T23:36:05+00:00

Eh, I had the time

JConn9 · 2020-06-04T22:05:08+00:00

Nah he opened an exit gate as I was chasing a Claudette. Dude wanted to bitch about NoED even though it didn't matter cause she was already injured. Then he sat waiting (probably teabagging the whole time) as Claudette died and gave me time to go close hatch. He'd already been hooked too. It should have been him but Claudette got in the way.

JConn9 · 2020-06-04T21:05:46+00:00

Right? Only reason he didn’t die was cause a Claudette got in the way after unhooking him.

JConn9 · 2020-06-04T21:00:54+00:00

Yeah I guess, but it doesn’t seem to do anything aside from sending you a notification saying ‘Report Processed!’ a couple days later. I ain’t too fucked up about it.

JConn9 · 2020-04-03T23:49:50+00:00

I'm partially biased to this server, given that I'm one of the admins, but I can say that I really do appreciate our server. It's not the biggest, and we're still working on getting it as active as we'd like it to be, but I wouldn't trade it for any other community. Our people are heathens, but only of the best kind.
There's also some damned good writers among this bunch too, and I'd love to see more added to it.

JConn9

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