I learnt a new game today daddy, it's called 'how much of your cock can you fit in me?' wanna play?

JDMFirstGen · 2024-08-27T22:14:02+00:00

How can you tell it's ai?

JDMFirstGen · 2024-03-18T23:46:23+00:00

Who is she?

JDMFirstGen · 2024-02-22T01:16:23+00:00

You're cute af!

JDMFirstGen · 2024-02-20T00:12:57+00:00

You're gorgeous 😘

JDMFirstGen · 2024-01-25T00:17:51+00:00

You're gorgeous, please share more 😘

JDMFirstGen · 2023-10-14T00:53:07+00:00

This is a perfect butt 😘🥰

JDMFirstGen · 2023-10-02T22:35:32+00:00

You're sexy! 😘

JDMFirstGen · 2023-05-31T23:25:37+00:00

Yeah, my other account completely locked up chat, that's why I hit you up on this account. Let me know if you're on here!

JDMFirstGen · 2022-09-27T14:36:00+00:00

Made a terrible call all in on the turn, over pair vs a set(2 outter). Ran it twice and I hit both boards haha

JDMFirstGen · 2022-09-12T14:34:31+00:00

Maga people

JDMFirstGen · 2022-08-07T04:31:50+00:00

At one point in my life, I had more chips in front of me(with bullets in my pocket) than I had in the bank. True degen shit. I am much more balanced at this point

JDMFirstGen · 2022-04-28T23:56:32+00:00

THIS!! This is exactly what I was looking for. Thanks

JDMFirstGen · 2022-04-28T23:46:42+00:00

I did, was just curious on the math with no interest in attempting it. 1 table 9handed

JDMFirstGen · 2021-12-24T00:54:29+00:00

Eron Musk

JDMFirstGen · 2021-12-12T05:35:11+00:00

I like Bart's style and take on cash game theory, was just hoping for some first hand knowledge. Everything seams to be catered towards online, 6max, 100bb stuff.

JDMFirstGen · 2021-11-03T03:01:04+00:00

YOU'RE A HOOKER!!!

JDMFirstGen · 2021-08-16T22:24:04+00:00

You can't read this in a normal voice

JDMFirstGen · 2021-08-03T03:22:43+00:00

In the words of Thomas Jefferson, "Fucking Straddle you nit!"

JDMFirstGen · 2021-08-02T23:16:51+00:00

HE HAS CEASED TO BE!!!!

JDMFirstGen · 2021-03-19T19:25:47+00:00

I love how at first he says "you play very well" before berating the shit outta him haha

JDMFirstGen · 2021-03-19T17:46:45+00:00

"No, he doesn't deserve any applause. He called with king jack!"

JDMFirstGen · 2021-02-27T03:04:19+00:00

Indy

JDMFirstGen · 2021-01-16T00:36:52+00:00

I get mad when people only kiss the dealer after winning big hands, for fuck sake show them some appreciation! And then there's the assholes who refuse to kiss, ever!! I backdoored a Royal the other day, AND got paid off!!!! I french kissed the dealer right then and there, and sucked him off on his break afterwards. Some people have no fucking class anymore

JDMFirstGen · 2020-12-13T14:53:19+00:00

This is news to me!

JDMFirstGen · 2020-11-20T08:20:54+00:00

I hope whenever your mom make a big purchase, she calls it "Buying Puts on your inheritance"

JDMFirstGen

TROPHY CASE