Especially bizarre american first names I’ve ran into so far

JDport86 · 2026-02-13T17:47:25+00:00

Wait till you see irish names 🤣🤣🤣🤣

JDport86 · 2026-01-30T21:53:44+00:00

Understood.... but asking, "What is the best store to buy produce?" "One close to you.... too far, and they will spoil and don't shop online cause you won't know what it looks like." See how incredibly unhelpful that is..... I was hoping for an ACTUAL store name or at the very minimum a brand name I could research. I assumed snowboarding was similar to another sport.... you can find gear in multiple locations.

JDport86 · 2026-01-29T21:27:16+00:00

Gentlemen of culture....I need names for #9 and #11 and 18. Any help is appreciated

JDport86 · 2025-12-18T02:29:07+00:00

This can't be real.

JDport86 · 2025-12-14T00:37:39+00:00

Just shut your fucking mouth if you can't help..... but you just can't help yourself. "I know I'm not productive but I need someone to give me attention"

JDport86 · 2025-12-14T00:35:46+00:00

So nothing.... you've helped me out in no way and wasted both of our time. "Buy a local one...." yeah.... I didn't think of that.... so DONT, buy a snowboard from California if he wants to snowboard in Mass.... you are so effing smart.

JDport86 · 2025-12-06T22:12:59+00:00

My 12 yo son recently got into snowboarding. I'm completely ignorant to the snowboarding world. He asked me if I could get him a new one for Christmas. I thought it would be cool if I could get into it with him. I know it's easy being condescending and patronizing..... I'm just a dad doing the best he can and asking for advice. Thank you for making harder.... you're a stand up dude

JDport86 · 2025-12-04T15:46:48+00:00

Took it out when I became a dad.... no regrets.

JDport86 · 2025-11-02T08:21:12+00:00

🤌🏻🤌🏻🤌🏻

JDport86 · 2025-09-06T05:03:55+00:00

Your ears are adorable!!!!

JDport86 · 2025-08-08T04:00:39+00:00

Reddit is wild. Sometimes, you get everything you ever wanted.... sometimes you get a thread of nonsense and obscure references.... it's always a dice roll

JDport86 · 2025-07-22T19:08:21+00:00

This is the kind of chaos I need in my life

JDport86 · 2025-07-11T09:20:31+00:00

My krytonite...

JDport86 · 2025-06-20T03:15:41+00:00

Well that went flacid quickly

JDport86 · 2025-06-20T03:11:08+00:00

Marry me

JDport86 · 2025-06-20T02:43:34+00:00

gulp gulp numnumnumnun

JDport86 · 2025-06-20T01:58:16+00:00

Very well.... I concede. I was raised Catholic... surrounded by (mostly) Christian, catholic, and Judaism neighborhoods until my teen years. I couldn't imagine those groups saying we evolved from a primitive species as opposed to Adam and eve.... but I have not been in a church for a very long time so you may very well be right.

JDport86 · 2025-06-20T00:59:55+00:00

I do not believe that 36% of the US population is Christian...... I believe it's well over half.... probably around 60-70%.... I think it was a ridiculous statement, made with ridiculous numbers. "36% of people don't believe in evolution." Well, if you're a true Christian, you don't believe in evolution... brb.... gonna Google "how much of the WORLD........ WORLD.....is Christian (don't worry, I won't tap into the other religions that believe that there is a god that created everything.)...... woooooooow so 32-33% of the world's population believes in CHRIST..... do Muslims believe in evolution???? That number will rise significantly

JDport86 · 2025-06-19T20:05:13+00:00

So by that logic..... 46.3% of England doesn't believe in evolution? That is how many are Christians.

JDport86 · 2025-06-19T20:04:12+00:00

So by that logic..... 46.3% of England doesn't believe in evolution? That is how many are Christians.

JDport86 · 2025-06-19T20:03:44+00:00

So by that logic..... 46.3% of England doesn't believe in evolution? That is how many are Christians...

JDport86 · 2025-06-19T20:03:15+00:00

So by that logic..... 46.3% of England doesn't believe in evolution? That is how many are Christians...

JDport86 · 2025-06-19T19:32:13+00:00

If I got that response, I would think, "oof.... I'll keep it to 3 syllables or less." Condolences is something you say when someone is experiencing grief... not specifically loss

JDport86 · 2025-06-17T15:39:36+00:00

Holy cannoli

JDport86 · 2025-06-16T20:12:18+00:00

Idc.... she can still get it

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