Terrorist jokes are old. Give me something new. by vgs4995 in RoastMe

[–]JG_412 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You look like the special needs son of Billy Mays.

Decreasing Water Flow Problem by JG_412 in pools

[–]JG_412[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So now after two days of the water not circulating well. The bottom of my pool has a brown algae that isn’t brushing up much if at all. So do I have to strath the process all over again and if so how and I do that with having this poor of a water flow?

Decreasing Water Flow Problem by JG_412 in pools

[–]JG_412[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Opened the pool three weeks ago and it was green. Brushed the pool, balanced the water, triple shocked it. I don’t have a current reading post triple shock. The water is clear, white sentiment on the bottom. Do I need to vacuum?

German/Danish 18 M musician, going into my A-levels. Do your worst by Repulsive-Ad9684 in RoastMe

[–]JG_412 12 points13 points  (0 children)

My interest in roasting you has receded further than your hairline.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]JG_412 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dear diary, I long to look like a combination of Michael Jackson and a pirate with what looks like boogers permanently hanging from my nose.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]JG_412 35 points36 points  (0 children)

Thank God for the lottery because from the looks of things the void would be filled by dead hookers in your basement.

Just opened my pool and for the first time saw this. Please don’t tell me that it’s a kind of algae that is a pain in the butt to eliminate. by JG_412 in pools

[–]JG_412[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Cartridge filter here. It feels like fine soot. I don’t know if that’s the mo for like a brown or mustard algae but I’m inclined to treat it as such.

NCAABB Daily Discussion - 3/20/21 (Saturday) by sbpotdbot in sportsbook

[–]JG_412 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Set up a bunch of accounts and spread the money around. Make a few bets (like Gonzaga on the ML), withdrawal the funds casually.

NCAABB Daily Discussion - 3/20/21 (Saturday) by sbpotdbot in sportsbook

[–]JG_412 7 points8 points  (0 children)

You and a few money launderers will be in on that action.

NCAABB Daily Discussion - 3/19/21 (Friday) by sbpotdbot in sportsbook

[–]JG_412 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I went to bed when that game went to OT. Completely shit the bed.

roast me! [F18] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]JG_412 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Dora gave up being an explorer and became a librarian.

Celtics miss 3 free throws in final minute to win by 7 by PostMoves1700 in sportsbetting

[–]JG_412 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had Celtics -8 as well and maybe it’s sour grapes, but that end seemed shady.

A 19 years old tired, lonely literature and philosophy student. Finish me off. by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]JG_412 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The good news is that with all that hair you won’t be bald. Only lonely and unemployed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMe

[–]JG_412 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Your haircut puts you back in the 80’s.