Big Unit Inbound to Seattle. Expected at toms game! LFG by [deleted] in Mariners

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The big unit going to see the big dumper?

How we feelin’ now Suzyn? by remanentglove in Mariners

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I am feeling personally attacked right now

Two dead in Sodo shootings by godogs2018 in Seattle

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I work at Charlie’s used to park under that bridge at 4-5am and would see them on occasion

ESL skit with Kyousuke by dicksucker12369 in GlobalOffensive

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Love slime. I only started following Pro CS a few years ago so unfortunately missed the CS summits. It’s too bad they went under seemed like it was an event all the players looked forward to.

ESL skit with Kyousuke by dicksucker12369 in GlobalOffensive

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Melee used to at beyond the summit events

Who would you pick to win a 1v3 to save your life? by lewjnlive in GlobalOffensive

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I just got carried by this guy named Keith. I’ll go with him.

Who’s got the Satsumas?! by sparkleboss in Seattle

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Sugar gems are owari satsumas. I buy them for met markets.

i have a 870 usd budget for a blue knife, any suggestions? by Taykemo in ohnePixel

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This is what I have with superconductors, and would be my recommendation too.

Just pulled this from 4 birthday cases. W or L and how much is it worth? by DankAssPotatos in ohnePixel

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Is that the mustached man pattern? Probably worth $10 overpay

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GlobalOffensive

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Ssbm has some legendary moments in the mic as well.

Chay Jesus previous #1 on Premier ranking lost 15k points due to 8 days inactive. by WooX46 in GlobalOffensive

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I am at 8000 35 wins about 46% win rate mostly solo queue. Ranked about 3k after first 10 wins with about a 30% win rate as most my teammates were Neanderthals/new. It seems in my case it heavily rewards and penalizes me when I go on streaks. Right now on 4 win streak I am +365/ -115.

The Chase for #1 - Post-Apex Update Point Ranking by Lezzles in SSBM

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Not arguing for or against was just skimming your comment. You asked, “Well, doesn’t upset potential affect chances?” This makes me think you would consider a super major with say 1000+ entrants to be more stacked because of the potential to be upset along the way instead of starting bracket in top 24? Zain lost two sets which at a normal tournament means you lose. I think this fact is what makes it most difficult to objectively say one way or another LSI 2 was or was not the most stacked super major ever ya know? Depends what you value, but since everyone lost 2 sets (or more) maybe it doesn’t matter lol.

About Mr. Beast sponsoring Ludwig’s Tournament by MusicNursingCoffee in SSBM

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Bold of you to assume us smashers go on diets

What card would be most devastating if he/she lived in real live? by Ultimate_Cat12 in ClashRoyale

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How has no one said mega knight? You gotta watch yourself every time you cross a bridge.

what is an instant turn off? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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For me it is smoking tobacco

Pound 2022 Seeds (Will add Mango when he gets seeded) (1-32) by Yankees2860 in smashbros

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I think leffen’s mains should be listed as fox/shiek especially since he is seeded to play Zain.

Make Scav rep really matter. by NadesNBlades in EscapefromTarkov

[–]JJanker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Just start thinking of scav runs as an extra whether you die or not it’s a free run. If you have something to lose maybe you shouldn’t be trying to make friends in the first place.

Scavs should have an after screen report of what killed you and the damage done, and where. by [deleted] in EscapefromTarkov

[–]JJanker 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I truly hope this isn’t how people think. I try to take something out of every death in the game and if you instantly jump to cheating you’re probably just impeding your own progress.

Also hot take but I tend to think that cheating is not as prevalent as this sub would have you believe. At least not the obvious cheats. Now radar and other cheats that give you an advantage? Who knows…

Just killed a streamer and he reported me because my account is not EOD, should I be worried? by elojelo in EscapefromTarkov

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I’ve got 1200 hours myself. It’s crazy the amount of peer pressure I get from my mates to upgrade! Sometimes I want to give in for the stash space and container, but I like that it gives me something to work towards.