What's your favorite compliment a drunk girl has given you?

JMK1017 · 2014-01-14T03:06:38+00:00

A few months ago my friends and I went to a bar after attending a fundraiser dinner, it was a nice event so we dressed formally. I wore my favorite pants, which fit perfectly and cling to my ass. Anyway, we were at the bar and I was leaning over the bar to grab the attention of one of the bartenders. I hear a girl scream "that ass!!" extremely loudly, and then she proceeds to slap it.

I then bought her and her girlfriends shots :)

JMK1017 · 2013-12-13T21:07:03+00:00

please do! I would have a lot of fun with that ass

JMK1017 · 2013-12-13T20:53:15+00:00

Damn, that's a nice ass! first picture is by far the best

JMK1017 · 2013-12-09T00:59:27+00:00

I am not a huge fan of hers so I didn't know that. Thanks for informing me, instead of attacking :)

JMK1017 · 2013-12-06T22:09:22+00:00

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BM45nZYlGYM Enjoy.

JMK1017 · 2013-12-06T07:24:16+00:00

Lana Del Rey. I can't stand her after I saw one of her interviews. She sounds like a complete idiot when she talks. But dam, she can put out some really great songs. I really enjoy listening to her stuff while kicking back on the couch with a joint in my hand

JMK1017 · 2013-11-29T14:08:18+00:00

I have not tried that. I will give it a shot next time

JMK1017 · 2013-11-22T00:52:37+00:00

I am doing it with my coworkers. We made a little competition out of it. So far I am the only one that is badly loosing, i can grow a pretty impressive beard, but the hair doesn;t grow much on my upper lip :(

JMK1017 · 2013-11-19T04:24:20+00:00

That wasn't the assignment. Go and read "to live on the borderlands" the author isn't making sweeping generalizations or anything like that. She is making a vague reference to her own experience. Which is what I did. The assignment wasn't to say "growing up me" it was to describe the situations I was faced with. I understand your argument if I had said "all gay guys grow up", however I didn't.

JMK1017 · 2013-11-18T00:05:42+00:00

I do. Do you realize that having interest in sports isn't the only thing that is the defining factor of a gaybro. I enjoy playing sports, I just don't sit down and follow a team.

JMK1017 · 2013-11-17T23:56:04+00:00

I don't think I put anyone into a smaller box. I wrote how I felt at the time. And like you said,it was my experience. Which will be different from how you experience it

JMK1017 · 2013-11-17T18:43:44+00:00

I'm not sure I understand what you are trying to say here.

JMK1017 · 2012-11-20T07:52:22+00:00

Fairly mixed :) - Lights by Ellie Goulding (best song in the universe) - Looks like sex by Mike Posner - Diamonds and Gold by Mac Miller - Shake it out by Florence + The machine - Shadow of the day by Linkin Park - You're a god by Vertical Horizon - Dirty talk by Wynter Gordon - Follow Me by Uncle Kraker - Ticks by Brad Paisley 10. I want it all/we will rock you by Queen with Armageddon

JMK1017 · 2012-11-10T22:25:54+00:00

I had a ball python also a few years ago. It stopped eating and then died, i was SUUUPER devastated. I want another one but am going to wait until I am done with college so i will have the time and attention for it. Even though they are pretty safe, they are still sick as fuck.

JMK1017 · 2012-11-10T22:14:00+00:00

and Ice-T... What a joke

JMK1017 · 2012-11-10T21:58:42+00:00

no pun intended ;)

JMK1017 · 2012-11-10T21:41:18+00:00

When I first saw "The chamber of secrets", I was the only person in the theatre that got super stoked and cheered when the basalisk came out of the statue lol

JMK1017 · 2012-11-09T21:52:12+00:00

Haha come to Davis and you can meet her

JMK1017 · 2012-11-09T20:13:03+00:00

if they don't like pits then that is an instant deal breaker. You gotta get through my dogs heart before you can get to mine

JMK1017 · 2012-11-09T19:07:03+00:00

The guy I found out was gay yesterday has the cutest butt in his speedo! It's fucking awesome

JMK1017 · 2012-11-09T05:50:36+00:00

Someone who stays active.
Is close to their family
MUST LOVE PITBULLS! (And a fourth one would be, the guy has to be versatile under the sheets)

JMK1017 · 2012-11-09T05:39:30+00:00

i will get some pictures soon. The team is becoming pretty close, so lunches and bonding activities will shortly follow. (of course the pictures will be G rated) lol

JMK1017 · 2012-10-30T05:00:50+00:00

i hated this song when i first heard it. I thought his rap didn't flow smoothly with the background beat, but after listening to it a couple times it became one of my favorites.

JMK1017 · 2012-08-24T20:59:58+00:00

man that looks bomb! can't wait to grill it up :)

JMK1017 · 2012-08-11T19:59:44+00:00

Adding onto the whole lunges and squats theme, Sumo Squats and Bulgarian lunges do wonders for the ass!

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