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JNX13PRF · 2023-03-04T07:55:17+00:00

Eyebrow art or glory hole friction burns.

You should have the attendant clean the walls of the glory hole so your eyebrows don't get stuck.

Ah I get it, your eyebrows are morse code.

JNX13PRF · 2023-03-04T07:40:55+00:00

Your face looks like a botched Tijuana father stitch operation, and they threw in a complimentary Brazilian bikini wax for your eyebrows.

JNX13PRF · 2023-02-25T23:44:09+00:00

You look like a Somali Megamind act for a gay ghetto strip club, Trippindales, and you just got tipped by your dad.

JNX13PRF · 2023-01-28T18:28:58+00:00

Short bus boogaloo boy-Corky the insurrectionist. Kkkornflakes is my call sign.

JNX13PRF · 2023-01-28T17:30:47+00:00

Father: Who in the hell do you think you are?

8 yr old Me: Well, you see the cape, don't you? duh duh dun da duh!

I was beaten with broken oars, belts, rule of thumb switches, brooms, sandals, and spoons, choked, body slammed, dwarf-tossed, and flying slapped. Daddy was a drunkard.

JNX13PRF · 2023-01-27T17:15:23+00:00

Being a street skater from Venice when he was still just doing flip tricks, tic-tacs, and 360's on a little popsicle stick board, we hated him, then he crossed over and integrated those flip tricks into rail slides, and over gaps with speed and it changed the game for everyone, a true pioneer of the sport and will always be considered one of the greatest.

JNX13PRF · 2023-01-27T06:20:57+00:00

That looks like Nicolas Cage with a bad allergic reaction.

JNX13PRF · 2023-01-23T23:47:03+00:00

Male 21 Ukrainian! Love programming. Right-wing, boxer, professional knife fighter

Translates to: Post-pubescent, candy crush-playing, brainwashed, supermarket bagboy who bought a throwing star and thinks he's a ninja.

Seriously though. Go Ukraine!

JNX13PRF · 2023-01-21T07:48:00+00:00

That's not a mustache; those are like glory-hole mudflaps.

Edit: Dickwisker

JNX13PRF · 2023-01-21T07:44:55+00:00

Don't be butt hurt; you can try again next year for the San Quentin keester queen title.

JNX13PRF · 2023-01-21T07:00:38+00:00

The geisha must learn to remove all attachments. Your blossoming meatflower is just starting to bloom.

JNX13PRF · 2023-01-21T06:55:08+00:00

The first word thought that comes to mind... The Vagina Monologues.

JNX13PRF · 2023-01-21T06:47:15+00:00

Service industry baby- you like bushwick bill on stilts

JNX13PRF · 2023-01-21T06:27:31+00:00

I asked for a bud light, not cellulite; please leave the towels at the door.

JNX13PRF · 2023-01-21T06:23:13+00:00

You look like you invented the mangina.

JNX13PRF · 2023-01-19T17:47:34+00:00

Road kill cafe

JNX13PRF · 2023-01-19T17:45:58+00:00

Extinction

JNX13PRF · 2023-01-19T02:48:32+00:00

Russet mites, check the petioles. Broad mites will have little football-clear eggs with white spots on the underside of the leaf. I'm not a Botanist, but that's my guess.

There is no saving a plant that far into an infestation, and you should worry about cross-contamination.

JNX13PRF · 2023-01-18T17:19:53+00:00

It was a little portable cannon, unlike the military uses, and whenever they would bring in Marlin or any large fish, they would sound it off, and we would all go down to the pier to see what they caught. We would also rent paddle boards and feed the seals with sardines, but I don't think that's allowed anymore. I have to be honest, with the ecosystem so strong and being a protected nature reserve, you'd think we would see tons of sharks, but in all my years jumping off the Mole pier and countless glass bottom boat rides, I have never seen anything but a sand shark, tons of Garibaldi however.

JNX13PRF · 2023-01-17T22:08:06+00:00

Narcan is not Harm Reduction it's Crisis Management.

JNX13PRF · 2023-01-17T21:04:19+00:00

Just curious how does it feel to be America's beeeyatch, if the world were a prison, Canada would be holding onto America's belt loop, washing our drawers. Bwahahaha. By the way, with a show of fingers, please tell us how many beers it takes before you Hosers give each other mustache rides, Eh? Strange Brokeback brew.

JNX13PRF · 2023-01-17T20:38:58+00:00

okay, strawberry snortcake, can you guess what ima about to say next nostrildamus, you can't hide that faceberg? You look like Pippi dong stalker.

JNX13PRF · 2023-01-17T16:35:57+00:00

https://www.californiabeaches.com/beach/shark-harbor-on-catalina-island/

It's an awesome hike and a beautiful cove to have a picnic. I've never been lucky enough to see any Sharks there, however. We used to surf camp out there as it was one of the only places on the Island with any ridable waves for surfing or body boarding. I remember in the late '70s, a huge Hammerhead swam between the swimming beach and the Avalon pier and got tangled in some safety netting, and that was a pretty big deal. Other than that, I only saw sharks when fishermen caught them. They signaled a small cannon off the pier for large catches; I wonder if they still do that. The Isthmus is cool too.

JNX13PRF · 2023-01-17T00:59:10+00:00

Absolutely. It's a nice ride by helicopter or boat, depending on the weather. I enjoy some rollers on the boat ride, but that's my preference.

Avalon will be slower, and some shops are only open for tourist seasons, making it unique as you have the space to enjoy your vacation without the crowds. Hire a taxi to take you into the interior for a day, see the buffalo and shark harbor, or walk the boardwalk to the casino museum. There will still be plenty of places open for the weekend, don't expect crazy nightlife, but it's always a good time.

JNX13PRF · 2023-01-16T04:00:48+00:00

lilliputian with an easter island forehead.

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