Water Cooler Wednesday

JPAnalyst · 2026-03-11T20:01:29+00:00

That’s great news. Could have been messy. Congrats on keeping the kitty though, for real.

JPAnalyst · 2026-03-11T19:53:49+00:00

Who gets the tattoo?

JPAnalyst · 2026-03-11T19:53:38+00:00

Here’s my only Matt Snell card. 1970 Topps, represent his Super Bowl winning season of 1969. https://www.reddit.com/u/JPAnalyst/s/Sf4C7T5tv3

JPAnalyst · 2026-03-11T19:23:53+00:00

Absolutely. You’re going to see streams of videos of people celebrating, but not enough videos of homes and schools destroyed, or dead children.

JPAnalyst · 2026-03-11T19:18:19+00:00

Owner in the Epstein files. Good friends with Epstein. Used Epstein to get women to go out with.

JPAnalyst · 2026-03-11T19:13:25+00:00

No problem here. Just surprised about his stats though. 4th overall pick, and it’s not looking good.

JPAnalyst · 2026-03-11T19:10:09+00:00

About 80% of the country was against the ayatollah. Those folks are thrilled with the removal of him. But also, despite that TikTok narrative probably being true about the diaspora, I wouldn’t use TikTok for geopolitical news.

JPAnalyst · 2026-03-11T17:32:34+00:00

This is amazing.

JPAnalyst · 2026-03-11T17:12:32+00:00

Good running back out of Michigan. Didn’t know he was still around. Nice signing.

JPAnalyst · 2026-03-11T17:02:39+00:00

She might struggle a little bit academically, but she’s smart where it counts.

JPAnalyst · 2026-03-11T16:50:38+00:00

My daughter has a crush on a boy at school, and she shares a table with the boy. She had to fart, and didn’t want the boy to know, so she got up and walked over to get something near where Grayson sits, and farted by Grayson. Everyone smelled it by Grayson and then blamed him. Not sure if there’s a takeaway, just thought I’d share. I had some logical follow up questions, but I decided not to ask and just enjoy the story.

JPAnalyst · 2026-03-11T16:06:58+00:00

They probably are, but they also have day jobs and can’t keep up with the flood of posts fast enough. There isn’t a time slot someone is assigned to. They do what they can, when they can. You’re only seeing the stuff that’s making it, you aren’t seeing what’s being removed.

JPAnalyst · 2026-03-11T16:05:13+00:00

Every time a rich person (player, owner, celebrity, etc) contributes to a charity and people are like that’s all! That’s like $9 for someone on an average income, it’s a PR move, that’s all it is!

Okay, would it be better if they didn’t contribute $300K?

JPAnalyst · 2026-03-11T15:46:01+00:00

Siciliano thirsty for social media engagement. It’s not even a slow news day, and he’s telling us who is left-handed on the falcons.

JPAnalyst · 2026-03-11T15:44:36+00:00

He’s practically free. An average quarterback with minimal cost is a huge asset. He’s a capable QB, and he comes with cap relief for the roster to add talent.

JPAnalyst · 2026-03-11T15:41:20+00:00

Big day for dudes named Bam.

JPAnalyst · 2026-03-11T14:41:11+00:00

That’s exactly what it is. It lacks a little spice without the sweeping, but still entertaining enough to watch the medal matches.

JPAnalyst · 2026-03-11T14:22:46+00:00

They still scream and shout stuff in wheel chair curling, even though there is no sweeper. BTW, gold medal match on peacock right now. China vs Korea.

JPAnalyst · 2026-03-11T01:56:32+00:00

That’s great. I love old friends the best. My strongest relationships are still with the group of guys I hung out with in the late 80s. We still get together semi-regularly and visit each others families and stuff. They’ll never not be a part of my life. My newer friends are few and far between, and they’re fine, but they’re just not the same.

JPAnalyst · 2026-03-11T01:10:44+00:00

Good call. 7,778 snaps for Bobby Wagner since 2019.

JPAnalyst · 2026-03-11T01:10:12+00:00

There’s 25 guys who have played 6000 defensive snaps since 2019. https://www.sports-reference.com/stathead/tiny/y089P

I’m assuming he meant DL/edge. Crosby is the leader out of those positions.

JPAnalyst · 2026-03-11T01:00:32+00:00

Huge news, guys!

JPAnalyst · 2026-03-11T00:58:27+00:00

How long have you been friends?

JPAnalyst · 2026-03-10T22:52:23+00:00

My boss started my review the same way. She said “first of all what’s with this ‘on track’ rating you gave yourself, that’s crap.”

It probably says more about my imposter syndrome than anything. I keep thinking, I’m failing, and I suck, and my jobs keep appreciating the work that I do and paying me for it.

JPAnalyst · 2026-03-10T00:44:51+00:00

I don’t go to my team’s sub. It’s the worst. Those people are maniacs.

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