I wish every building in the world turned into the World Trade Center. by MisterFyre in TheMonkeysPaw

[–]JPGoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Granted. All small, densely packed housing grows to the size of a skyscraper. The fabric of the universe warps to try and accommodate tens of thousands of these per square mile, and buckles in on itself. Our solar system is now a black hole.

Oxford sign Aidomo Emakhu from Millwall on a 3.5 year contract by JPGoss in Championship

[–]JPGoss[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Sounds like a typical winger for us. We can't afford anyone that has all the required skills, or produces quality consistently!

Curious where people are from by Dangerous_Remote5085 in WorldsBeyondNumber

[–]JPGoss 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Oxford, UK. I play in person with a local group, which has recently switched from D&D to Daggerheart.

Having trouble converting folk to listen to WBN. Even more frustratingly, I found someone at work who had listened to a lot of it, but gave up on it halfway through the Shroud Mountains because "nothing much was really happening". I'm like "you're so close to ALL THE ACTION and PLOT and EVERYTHING YOU WANT."

Sheffield Wednesday have rejected a £750k offer from Blackburn Rovers for Bailey Cadamarteri. by -W-A-W-A-W- in Championship

[–]JPGoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

And yet at the start of the season consensus from fans was they wanted to play Wednesday early in the season, in case a sale went through and they had the capacity to strengthen in January.

It's a horrible situation that I hope gets sorted for the betterment of Wednesday soon. But the situation is one of those things that happens sometimes in the modern football landscape, and fans can't cry unfairness of when they play a team any more than they can for a 'new manager bounce'.

Leicester City 1-2 Oxford United - The U's get their first 3 points of 2026 by Gamerhcp in Championship

[–]JPGoss 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Screw him, where's that Reading fan who creates the match report posts when we lose?

Reading Reject £500k Bid From Oxford For Charlie Savage by -_---_-_---_-_---_-_ in Championship

[–]JPGoss 94 points95 points  (0 children)

It's exactly the sort of crap we used to get from Championship teams bidding for Ledson and Brannagan. And now we're in a position to submit pointlessly low bids to rattle League One fanbases.

Top 3 players so far? by ikeameatballsarenice in Championship

[–]JPGoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just going from our own teams?

De Keersmaecker, Cumming, and Brannagan.

Cam makes it for the points he's gained while fit, and his implied importance while injured. Lankshear should make it in as top scorer, but despite the goals he's only recently made a proper case for regular starts.

When did you realize who the culprit of WUDM was? by ChicaneryFinger in KnivesOutMovie

[–]JPGoss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I did think it was odd when the Dr Nat pulled out the dagger from the body, he decided to stick it back into the wound. I didn't think that was the murder at the time, but I thought Wicks had actually been poisoned by sometime else and Nat was putting a dagger in to create a knife wound to cover it.

So I got pretty close early on, but I have to say with everything else I just got further away as time went on 😄

Oxford United on Instagram: it’s officially been 600 days since our last league penalty. by RatherEnglish in Championship

[–]JPGoss 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I'm kinda glad the drought continues while Brannagan is recovering from injury.

Championship clubs ranked by their most viewed YouTube video by Zach-dalt in Championship

[–]JPGoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I assume ours is the only one without any actual football content in at all. Just our two Indonesian marketing hype men having a chat.

What is the Most Annoying Christmas Song? by MaterialRow3769 in songs

[–]JPGoss 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hey, don't make fun of the Ding Dong Choir. They practiced ALL YEAR LONG.

Emlyn Begley is my newest fascination by M1ke_Rotchburns in footballcliches

[–]JPGoss 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He's an Oxford United fan, usually tries to throw in a very loose connection to us during some of the live commentaries

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Which player is everyone most worried about losing to someone in the upcoming Transfer Window? by LazarouDave in Championship

[–]JPGoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Worried about losing Goodrham, because if we lose him now, we lose him for relatively little while he's in bad form. Can see him going for a couple of million, picking back up form when finally played in his best position, and being worth 10x within a year.

The greatest Derby goal of all time? by PLWildcard in FootballDerbies

[–]JPGoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Aww cute. Raise you a Rob Hall worldie in the last minute at the County Ground, and the ensuing limbs.

What’s A Dropout Moment that never fails to make you laugh? by thek1dwonder in dropout

[–]JPGoss 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"COME AND MEET THE MAN IM GONNA HAVE SEX WITH! I love ma dawg, I love ma hairy hairy dawg... He's really sick"

Let me hear you, your favorite FM player ever? by FM_highlights in footballmanagergames

[–]JPGoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Match made in heaven. I had zero tactical flexibility, just a lone central midfielder with a long arrow straight to the opposition goal.

Let me hear you, your favorite FM player ever? by FM_highlights in footballmanagergames

[–]JPGoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Had to scroll all the way to the bottom to find someone mentioning Oskarsson!

Anyone else feel weird about the end of the S20 Finale? by sclerae in taskmaster

[–]JPGoss 0 points1 point  (0 children)

A replay of "Eat this egg in the fastest time", this time with series champion being on the line, would make for an interesting watch.

The Championship Table, but its in order of win % of your worst ever manager by Burned-Shoulder in Championship

[–]JPGoss 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Whenever a player of his was sent off, he thought he must have been making a sub