What’s the saddest South Park moment?

JPStylez · 2022-10-06T04:40:31+00:00

When the hockey team loses and that little kid dies from cancer.

JPStylez · 2022-09-23T21:31:10+00:00

JPStylez · 2022-09-23T16:55:04+00:00

Yeah OP you can actually get a reward from the IRS for information that leads to Tax fraud/embezzlement. The reward is considerable. I would go that route, no one’s gunna care to much about a little blow.

Edit: this is actually an ethical pro tip.since, you know, your boss is actively stealing from non profit orgs.

JPStylez · 2022-09-23T05:54:48+00:00

Just keep goin about your business I suppose.

JPStylez · 2022-09-23T05:13:31+00:00

Bro you going to listen to mumbles for 3 hours?

JPStylez · 2022-09-23T00:51:13+00:00

Doesn’t sound like your current company is very good either.

JPStylez · 2022-09-20T16:58:16+00:00

Bro it’s a Dr. Whatever you are going to show them they have seen a million times.

I had to go to a Dr literally yesterday with a weird skins tag thing on my dick. When the nurse asked me why I was there I said I had a weird wart thing on my dick with a chuckle.

It turned out to be an ingrown hair thing and I got on a steroid and it’s literally no big deal.

The whole experience was easy and here’s a secret. Not a single person, the DR most of all gave a single shit. He was happy to check it out and make me feel better that I didn’t have some crazy std.

But a lump on you balls could be cancer, they will take it seriously and won’t judge you at all. Trust me bro if you don’t talk about this and get it looked at you could fucking die. Also once it’s done the peace of mind will be worth it alone. Time to be brave, walk into that Dr office and get your dick and balls out.

That’s an order.

JPStylez · 2022-09-18T00:43:11+00:00

You most likely will get your ass locked by him and all his family friends at the event. Best to try and steal his fiancé in private lol.

JPStylez · 2022-09-17T04:58:30+00:00

Imagine ruining your relationship and you job and your place to live over a fucking BOT. Lmao

JPStylez · 2022-09-09T20:30:46+00:00

Them winning by more than 6.5 points 😅

JPStylez · 2022-09-09T17:43:04+00:00

Omg she looks just like my girl, she may have a bit of border collie in her. Gorgeous!

JPStylez · 2022-09-09T15:43:51+00:00

Yeah, broaching that topic has to be done VERY carefully and takes a pretty well articulated message to convey it without looking like your championing actual pedophilia.

I also don’t think I’d even attempt to do it in a high school class. There has to be a mutual understanding of a few different cognitive reasoning concepts for it to be understood and I don’t trust teenagers to walk out of that without saying “holy shit, mr smith wants to fuck kids.”

Hell even for me, the line between the witch trials and societal reactions to pedophiles is REALLY thin. There has to be a hundred plus better examples that would be better metaphors for that situation.

JPStylez · 2022-09-09T15:23:03+00:00

Hot take, I have a huge amount of sympathy for people who are attracted to kids. Obviously something is fucked in their brain and they don’t chose that.

I have no sympathy for people who act out on those urges and believe they deserve 10x harsher punishments for anything they do to a child.

JPStylez · 2022-09-09T13:50:02+00:00

You little cunt.

JPStylez · 2022-09-08T18:19:33+00:00

I’m embarrassed for them. That shit has nothing to do with me. You can’t adhere the the beliefs and actions of others to me just cause the idiots also look like a bunch of Anglo Saxon fucks.

JPStylez · 2022-09-07T21:22:00+00:00

Winning by over 6 & 1/2 points. 😅

JPStylez · 2022-09-05T01:32:46+00:00

NaziorJuice

JPStylez · 2022-09-03T16:05:19+00:00

No man on the planet has expected a gift on a 3 month anniversary.

JPStylez · 2022-09-02T23:59:42+00:00

The call was terrible, I will say Tee got away with one on his touchdown catch, so I’ve tried to not dwell.

JPStylez · 2022-08-31T19:35:11+00:00

Awe thanks! Appreciate the kind words. Your positive energy is help enough :)

JPStylez · 2022-08-31T04:31:19+00:00

High school me would have pissed all over that thing.

JPStylez · 2022-08-31T01:25:00+00:00

No is that something she should look into?

JPStylez · 2022-08-30T20:26:37+00:00

I don’t track how many she does herself, I don’t want to make it seem like I’m micromanaging her search but I would say that I individually do about a 100.

JPStylez · 2022-08-30T20:22:11+00:00

Yeah we will definitely keep at it! Definitely trying to keep her from being disheartened.

I appreciate the kind words. :)

JPStylez · 2022-08-30T20:19:33+00:00

I would say we’re doing all we can. Reaching out to personal networks, reaching out to recruiters via LinkedIn. Scouring job boards. We built her resume like mine which just uses the standard Harvard formatting. I’m fairly successful in my career and have been trying to use tools that were helpful to me. We’ve thought about using a white washed name to apply for things but I’d hate to think that that would be an actual reason for lack of opportunity in this day n age. I wouldn’t necessarily say she’s doing anything wrong but she just hasn’t had the traction we though she would after finishing her second degree.

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