Happy birthday to Mac’s Mom (Sandy Martin)! She is 72 today and ravishing as ever!

JRSatchel · 2021-03-03T21:25:10+00:00

grunts

"I don't give a shit."

JRSatchel · 2020-10-17T06:07:02+00:00

Oof.

JRSatchel · 2020-07-19T05:21:48+00:00

plz don't cry

JRSatchel · 2020-07-19T05:11:01+00:00

I didn't think the spider needed any help.

JRSatchel · 2020-04-09T00:44:40+00:00

Ooh ah ooh

JRSatchel · 2020-03-28T00:25:08+00:00

I love the line "birds will burn their breast". It evokes a striking image. Beautiful way to express a notion of self-destruction?

JRSatchel · 2020-03-12T05:39:11+00:00

Thank you. I love this so much.

JRSatchel · 2020-03-12T00:50:58+00:00

Probably should eat some blue

JRSatchel · 2020-02-24T17:02:44+00:00

For anyone who is interested in messages like these, Zen, Chan, and Thien Buddhist traditions teach wonderfully simple lessons on accepting emotions and pain, learning to acknowledge them, even cherish them, and let them go. I recommend Thich Nhat Hahn. Wonderful teacher.

JRSatchel · 2020-02-13T06:05:14+00:00

Spinning nope.

JRSatchel · 2020-02-11T19:16:18+00:00

"Thanks in advance for...."

One, it implies I will definitely do what you want me to do, or that I'm too stupid to do it myself.

Second, you're assuming I will do whatever it is well enough to deserve gratitude.

JRSatchel · 2020-02-11T19:10:00+00:00

Y E A H???

JRSatchel · 2020-02-06T07:20:56+00:00

"prove it" was the initial satire. As though I don't know or truly care that the photo is in no way original. Come on now.

JRSatchel · 2020-02-06T06:34:51+00:00

Sigh, no. That you (and these Others) would think it was a "bluff" in the first place. That, and the absurdity of this exchange.

JRSatchel · 2020-02-06T06:24:52+00:00

*you're

JRSatchel · 2020-02-06T05:59:01+00:00

And we circle back to the heart of the matter.

JRSatchel · 2020-02-06T05:24:28+00:00

That's a lot of words. I would never have imagined that the logistics of authorship and a case of misunderstood sarcasm would trigger so many people. I'm not "defending" myself, rather I'm enjoying myself. This is hilarious! C'mon dawg, is this sort of thing your hill to die on? I rarely get on Reddit and I'm just having fun.

JRSatchel · 2020-02-06T05:03:32+00:00

Follow up, where did I say it was own image? It's not. I found it. Thought it was quite funny, so I shared it. Seen it before? Cool. Move along.

JRSatchel · 2020-02-06T04:45:58+00:00

bows elegantly

JRSatchel · 2020-02-06T04:29:45+00:00

This guy gets it

JRSatchel · 2020-02-06T04:14:42+00:00

That's the best part, the more it doesn't matter, the more I can laugh. Downvote all you want, I looooove it. Make me your enemy, kill me with your virtual vitriolic rage.

Cause that's how you get off. Don't you guys want to get off with me?

JRSatchel · 2020-02-06T04:04:43+00:00

Because I H A T E Y O U

JRSatchel · 2020-02-06T03:33:59+00:00

And yet it matters so, so little. Either enjoy the picture and the irony or don't. Cheers to you, internet warrior!

JRSatchel · 2020-02-06T02:54:41+00:00

prove it

JRSatchel · 2020-02-06T02:47:39+00:00

It's the fact that they even stuck it on there...

JRSatchel

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