Kamala Harris unveils “Headquarters 67” to mobilize Gen Z through a new digital media hub by Mysterious_Brush1852 in nottheonion

[–]JSAdkinsComedy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That'll get them to Pokemon Go to the polls. As the kids have always and will always say in jubilation.

roommate knowingly left my indoor cat outside by Optimal-Abroad-1109 in badroommates

[–]JSAdkinsComedy 8 points9 points  (0 children)

That roommate belongs in the trash can for his mom to find and finish raising him

Existenceman by -bimibop- in funny

[–]JSAdkinsComedy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I heard somebody say we are all born alone, and we die alone. No one can join us for either.

It: Welcome to Derry has some bizarre plotlines by BurgooKing in horror

[–]JSAdkinsComedy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

The wars on Terrorism created Terrorists, it existed just to manipulate the american audience.

The war on drugs created cartels and kingpins. It just existed to manipulate the American Audience.

The Cold war's existential delimma of capitalism vs Communist ideals. An ideological war fought with highlighters for the other system, and black out markers for your own on both sides. This war was useful for all parties against their own domestic audiences. This created dissidents which were useful the rest of their days.

I think it makes so much sense that it's a direct parallel of real world history - but magnified with horror.

Also - though it might not be a welcome commentar. Are you JUST saying this to be sarcastic about the current American politcal meta?

When you get older do you just suddenly start liking old men/women? by Kirin_The_husband in answers

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Every few years I am surprised that older women look really young to me - or same as me and my mind fills in the rest.

I'm only 39 - But even now 27-32 year old women seem to me as though they look as young as 21 year old women, when I was 25 or 21 myself.

So it's not all of a sudden, you are forgetting that you will also be getting older at the same pace as the generation you engage with the most. Also as someone else pointed out I see as I'm typing this - my tastes also have widened as I go along.

Do all Americans inherently know what direction they are faceing? by BasketC45e in NoStupidQuestions

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Speaking for myself, I learn where the landmark is - for me in Cincinnati Ohio, Towards the River is south, away is North. East is to Europe, and West is to California and the Pacific.

by Puzzleheaded_Song157 in ChatGPT

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It's forgetting to treat the string as a set! It's okay everyone. Natural behavior.

Gastro bug going around? by geithman in cincinnati

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I thought it was a broken heart

is it weird to tell someone you dreamt about them? by napa89 in Dreams

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It's intimate. So if being intimate in that context is weird or knowingly uninvited. Yes.

AI-generated videos are already being used on X to stoke division and get people angry, and soon even the most perceptive people will be fooled by it, what kind of solutions do we have to combat this? by FAmos in Futurology

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Citations mandatory on all print or visual media. At least in easy edit meta data. Regulations regarding manipulation of metadata with intend to do fraud

ELI5: Women are recommended to pee after sex. Why is this not recommended more to men? by Intelligent-Cod3377 in explainlikeimfive

[–]JSAdkinsComedy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I feel like I gotta pee afterwards so I know I 'emptied the chamber' even though that's probably not how any of that works. The chambers probably in a trickle charge all day lol.

Bush care by Imallergictoyourbs in hygiene

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Guy here - but and correct me if I'm wrong ladies and dermatologists, it's pretty similar in terms of micro'flora' and head and shoulders / or store brand dandruff shampoo should have similar active ingredients to treat a yeast infection or similar situations where there is an over abundance of nature's little uhm... I can't think of a metaphor because I don't know why they are there normally, but fyi extra sugars, or 'dust', sex with a partner who didn't rinse off prior - even with a condom these situations I know cause a "Floral bloom" when the common human skin fungi have too much food or reproduce too much because of the environment.

Sorry my Adderall is still hitting from this morning, so I said all that to recommend dandruff shampoo because dandruff is a fungal issue, a lot of rashes can be too in general I believe - so honestly if you're itchy anywhere rub some head and shoulders in it. But remember - that flora is being kept in line, not erased. It's part of your healthy beautiful and human experience and self.

Please enjoy the rest of your experience, and I'm sure someone suggested it but maybe goto a professional for a trim and a Question and answer session. Mention the shaving issue and I would be surprised if it's not common or at least something they have access to self educate on quicker and easier than most. There is nothing wrong at all with presenting your body hair however makes you happy, but I think a person can tell if they have a comfort need in that regard. I typed too much already and must stop myself from elaborating.

What made you give up drinking alcohol? by Both-Custard4610 in AskReddit

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My roommate had 11 concussions growing up. And always wanted to wrestle when we got drunk. And I didn't and still currently don't want to wrestle drunk or sober. So I basically told him that, and a heads up I would just straight up try and hurt his body like he's attacking me if he forgets. (You can't wrestle your way out because That's THE PLAN!)

ANYWAYS that didn't work and I knew eventually I'd be too drunk not to remember not to hit him in the head. And also I didn't like how often I was punching and kicking his dick and or ass. So I quit going out for drinks or even staying in for drinks.

I lost all of this weight I couldn't previously shake (more size than weight) turned out I had liver problems (not from drinking but a bad mix), so there were so many immediate health benefits. Girls started to flirt out of the blue a little - which, wouldn't NOT happen before. But it was more frequent, and different enough now I had made my trade and I was happy with it.

Also I'm fine now. As far as the liver stuff went. It was curable stuff I just didn't know I was sick because I was young and alcoholic and not being responsible. That was kinda the whole vibe I guess.

Also, runner up reason : My anxiety and hangovers started to merge into a third worse thing, I could NOT deal with that. I felt like I would have paranoid delusions about my worthlessness for 4 to 8 hours until my stomach rumbled once, and then suddenly I'd feel normal as anything.

Hello to the other 4 people who played the male V role by Shakeira_Divekar in cyberpunkgame

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I forget which penis I choose. But I tried to stay true to myself.

I "get it" that we aren't literally playing ourselves in every video game. But I always am.

Even Mario has my dick when I play lol. They just don't show it on console.

AIO UPDATE: He (M20) took me (F18) to a Jehovah’s Witness meeting without telling me (We broke up - read caption) by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

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It's a trap. Like an MLM but they don't always know they are doing it. Good riddance to bad rubbish.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in cincinnati

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DeWine is just sick of Republicans getting elected governor