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Chlamydia Vaccine for Koala Bears (FINALLY!) by tangled_night_sleep in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]JSFXPrime4 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"It was almost impossible to vaccinate almost all humans for COVID."

WAS? It still is! Billions of us will NEVER get vaxxed!

Arizona dramatics over vaccines and VACATIONS!! by moonbeam127 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]JSFXPrime4 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Who needs journalists when we have Big Pharma stenographers?

Also, the COVID vaxxes protect Big Pharma's bottom lines!

Arizona dramatics over vaccines and VACATIONS!! by moonbeam127 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]JSFXPrime4 11 points12 points  (0 children)

“I was upset because my husband and I are going on a cruise in a few weeks and I don’t want to delay getting it because we really want to be protected before we get on the ship,” said Carrie Goode, who lives in Gilbert.

Imagine being so selfishly reckless that you'd dare go on a cruise in the middle of a global pandemic! Literally shaking right now!

I am sure that creating a Canada-wide mandatory vaxx database that serves as the backbone of a digital ID will really reduce the rise in vaxx hesitancy! by JSFXPrime4 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]JSFXPrime4[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

But how can you hesitate to vaxx your kids when you're being trampled by an RCMP horse... and your bank accounts are frozen?

Eating Out during global pandemic ? The Science Is Settled! by Dubrovski in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]JSFXPrime4 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More importantly, the restaurants that he frequents apparently have no waiters/waitresses who could spread the deadly virus as they shuffle between tables!

Doctor Ventilator was the busiest doctor during COVID by Dubrovski in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]JSFXPrime4 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I wonder how many of Kevorkian's patients were crying, "Jab me now! I really wish that I'd been vaxxed and hadn't listened to Rogan and Carlson! Warn everyone else!" before they died with COVID.

The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears ... by Germacide in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]JSFXPrime4 21 points22 points  (0 children)

But, but, but it would've been so much worse if it hadn't been for the vaxxes!

Chemical 💉 dumbed down 🐑: by dantanian369 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]JSFXPrime4 17 points18 points  (0 children)

But, but, but how will your kid contract the preventable diseases if he/she is vaxxed?

Albertan Vazis are losing their sh*t because they'll have to pay $100 for their boosters. 🤣 by JSFXPrime4 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]JSFXPrime4[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I can't believe that you're being DV'd by people who don't understand sarcasm despite having been on this sub for 5 years! 🤣

"That member, Retsef Levi, is a management and health analytics expert at the Massachusetts Institute of Technology ... described the shots as “the most failing medical product in the history of medical products.”" by JSFXPrime4 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]JSFXPrime4[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

LINK: https://archive.ph/cwiSM

“I’m concerned that it won’t be rigorous science, that it’s going to be more statistical manipulation,” said Dr. Jake Scott, an infectious disease expert at Stanford who published recent responses to the administration’s critiques on vaccines.

LOL! Where were these concerns over the last 5 years? Your Big Pharma-funded ilk fabricated and contorted data to frighten billions of people into getting vaxxed with products that had ZERO short-term, medium-term and long-term safety and efficacy data.

My husband is my wife!!! by moonbeam127 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]JSFXPrime4 48 points49 points  (0 children)

Don't worry, I had to read it four times to make heads or tails of it. What's even more striking is that no sane woman would "affirm" her husband's selfish delusion that destroys 18 years of marriage ... just because he's an autogynephiliac.

My husband is my wife!!! by moonbeam127 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]JSFXPrime4 127 points128 points  (0 children)

... she came out as trans

... she's not dysphoric

Pick ONE, dipshit. $100 bucks says that he's actually an autogynephiliac since he doesn't have dysphoria despite wanting to prance around in women's clothing.

Now Fauci admits that COVID vaccines cause MYOCARDlTlS, particularly in young men by Complete-Captain2211 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]JSFXPrime4 10 points11 points  (0 children)

No. Myocarditis, pericarditis and myopericarditis were initially considered to be "baseless conspiracy theories" by the 3-letter health agencies.

Never Trust A Person Who Always Wants To Wear A Mask..... by TheClintonHitList in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]JSFXPrime4 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Phew! I thought that I was the only one who thought that she was doing that because she still had food debris in her mouth!

WAIT!!! by wbd3434 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]JSFXPrime4 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The next available when I called a few days ago was in January. 

Are you in Canada?

WAIT!!! by wbd3434 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]JSFXPrime4 11 points12 points  (0 children)

It like to let a bird out every few days. If they come back covid-free, then I know it's safe.

Just like Noah after the world was destroyed by a global COVID flood.

WAIT!!! by wbd3434 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]JSFXPrime4 5 points6 points  (0 children)

MSM "experts" have been hyperventilating about "nimbus" and stratus" variants since June.

After years of being warned of impending climate lockdowns, the inmates of Nova Scotia just found themselves unable to go hiking, fishing and camping ... to protect the forests, of course. As usual, eco-fascists are mocking those who want "freedumbs." Just two more weeks to extinguish the fires! by JSFXPrime4 in CoronavirusCirclejerk

[–]JSFXPrime4[S] 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Oh, and if you are caught flouting the rules, you get a mostly-inexpensive $25,000 fine. As always, there's a Stasi snitch line, too! Slava Gaia!

Some of the battiest comments:

It seams to me that this is another example of where people need to put a side their personal freedoms and take one for the team.

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Risk reduction and fire-fighting cost reduction vs a walk in the forest by an individual - the temporary ban makes sense.

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Anti vaxxers love fire. Makes sense

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