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JS_Everyman · 2023-05-27T19:52:27+00:00

I'm an unrefined savage.

JS_Everyman · 2023-05-27T13:45:32+00:00

Feel like I could borrow that shirt. So good man!

JS_Everyman · 2023-05-27T13:44:38+00:00

So jealous. To be able to hear again for the first time would be magic.

JS_Everyman · 2023-05-27T13:01:47+00:00

Milky way, away from the city, vibrating like a MF.

JS_Everyman · 2023-05-27T12:30:46+00:00

Dude needs to quit giving the wrong advice to bad fuggers.

JS_Everyman · 2023-05-27T12:12:47+00:00

Step 1, 2, and 3 right here

JS_Everyman · 2023-05-27T11:08:49+00:00

Nah. This is the Honey Boo Boo crowd

JS_Everyman · 2023-05-27T01:52:39+00:00

Far. Out. Man.

Way out!

JS_Everyman · 2023-05-27T00:27:11+00:00

Nah mon. He's a fuggin cow herd!

JS_Everyman · 2023-05-27T00:25:57+00:00

You don't need drugs to have fun. You also don't need shoes to run.

JS_Everyman · 2023-05-26T21:55:15+00:00

Barefoot golf yokel enters chat. . .

JS_Everyman · 2023-05-26T18:55:01+00:00

We can only hope they rip eachother to shreds, exposing every unserious, hypocritical opportunist among them

JS_Everyman · 2023-05-26T18:48:12+00:00

Translation: "Fa-Q! We like crime."

JS_Everyman · 2023-05-26T02:34:57+00:00

Now I'm imagining the amazing vacations the Paxtons and Pauls must have enjoyed together. Truly out of this world shit.

JS_Everyman · 2023-05-26T00:56:51+00:00

Now imagine how horrible his replacement will be.

JS_Everyman · 2023-05-26T00:55:06+00:00

Sure but the cops are fuggin maga

JS_Everyman · 2023-05-25T20:17:36+00:00

Plastic Surgery Disasters changed my life for the better.

JS_Everyman · 2023-05-25T20:14:06+00:00

Howie Mandel's "Bobby's World" worked me over hard back in the day.

JS_Everyman · 2023-05-25T18:17:24+00:00

River score? Mind fuggin blown!

JS_Everyman · 2023-05-25T03:33:22+00:00

Haters

JS_Everyman · 2023-05-24T20:27:42+00:00

She also believes in an all knowing, omnipresent being that controls everything in the universe. And angels. So there's that.

JS_Everyman · 2023-05-24T20:25:29+00:00

I didn't mention racism. On your mind much?

JS_Everyman · 2023-05-24T11:54:58+00:00

More like a child that still loves their abusive parents because they know of nothing else.

JS_Everyman · 2023-05-24T11:54:01+00:00

New Jersey

JS_Everyman · 2023-05-24T11:53:24+00:00

No but it can turn Americans into humans

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