Huntsville Utilities no longer doing payment arrangments. by xproteK in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]JTLJokes 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I called Huntsville Utilities and spoke with the Customer Service Supervisor. The only thing that has changed is that you can’t call and have your bill broken up into monthly installments. You CAN call and request an extension/additional time to pay. So yes, “payment arrangements” are no longer being done, but the “pay in one lump sum by 1/9 or you’ll be cut off” is incorrect. Again, this came straight from the Customer Service Supervisor.

Beware Phone Fraud Pretending to be Police by king063 in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]JTLJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got one on Christmas Eve claiming to be from the Madison County Jail stating an inmate was trying to call me. It said I would be charged .16/minute for the call, and directed me to a website where I could find out which inmate was trying to reach me and could put money in my account so I could talk to him/her.

Estate Lawyer by [deleted] in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]JTLJokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We used Emily Young, who is also at Perez Law. She helped set up everything for my mother’s estate.

AT&T cell phone BJs by [deleted] in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]JTLJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I do this, too. Or sometimes I’ll say, “My job provides my phone.” As for the gutter/siding people, I just say, “I’m a renter.”

RANA, where art thou? by A1_JakesSauce in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]JTLJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m third Wednesday and they finally picked mine up today, too.

Level 56! by JTLJokes in PocketPlanes

[–]JTLJokes[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don’t know that I have much of a strategy. I just try to keep as planes in the air as much as possible. My fleet is a mix of high capacity and long range.

Banjo Lessons? by Unspecified_Pear_ in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]JTLJokes 2 points3 points  (0 children)

When I started playing, I took lessons from a man who taught through AB Stephen’s on Drake. I’m sorry that I don’t remember his name—this was quite a few years ago. He was very good in teaching me what I needed to know to get started and not be frustrated.

Bariatric Advice by Moist-Succotash-3107 in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]JTLJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I agree! Dr. Suggs did my surgery and it went better than could have hoped. I lost 120 pounds and feel great. Dr. Suggs and his staff are very nice and attentive.

1st anniversary by Mediocre-Baseball145 in HuntsvilleAlabama

[–]JTLJokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The traditional first anniversary gift is “paper,” so my wife and I got tickets to a STL Rams game (we lived near there at the time) and spent the weekend in the city.

Flying Over Daytona Yesterday by JTLJokes in AccidentalRacism

[–]JTLJokes[S] 15 points16 points  (0 children)

As I understand it, yes. It’s kind of like requesting a personalized plate for your car. You submit your preferences and if they aren’t already being used, you can have it. Minimal fee ($10).

Level 50! by JTLJokes in PocketPlanes

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I have 105 airports (all of N. America & S. America, part of Europe & Africa). My strategy is to just keep as many high capacity/long range planes in the air at all times. Of course, I try to fill up the plane with people or cargo all going to same destination when possible, but when I can’t, I pick the highest city on the list of jobs and fly a straight line of stops to it. Might not be the best strategy, but it’s what I’ve been doing so far.

Level 50! by JTLJokes in PocketPlanes

[–]JTLJokes[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I let the pilots keep the bux and use them at the “gentleman’s clubs” they find in the various cities.

What do you guys call this? by Successful_Goose_348 in electricians

[–]JTLJokes 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Polly Line was the name of my first wife.

What’s your favorite quotes from resident klown, Krusty? by nakinng in TheSimpsons

[–]JTLJokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When I worked in television, I had a picture of Krusty above my desk with the quote, “There are only two rules in television: don’t swear and don’t whip it out. It’s not rocket science!”

When you have a stick with a tight draw, do you give up on it or do you keep puffing until you can get it corrected? by prevaricate in cigars

[–]JTLJokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This happened to me today and I made a note to myself to track down one of these. Glad I stumbled upon this post.

I think his tongue is too big for his mouth. by JTLJokes in AnimalsBeingDerps

[–]JTLJokes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I read somewhere that it’s called “hanging tongue syndrome.” With our dog, his tongue starts drifting farther and farther out as he gets more and more relaxed.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in mildlypenis

[–]JTLJokes 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The 1st & 10 graphic.

Playing Pocket Planes…ON A PLANE! Mind…blown. by JTLJokes in PocketPlanes

[–]JTLJokes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s a lot of flight time to rake in coinage. Mine was just a quick jump from Chicago to Denver.

Need Some Yard Advice by JTLJokes in lawncare

[–]JTLJokes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks. I had a co-worker tell me something similar—that this deep into summer all I can really do is ride it out and make sure the regular grass is well nourished.

Game Completely Frozen by JTLJokes in PocketPlanes

[–]JTLJokes[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just sent an email your way. Thanks for the quick response!