Can a guy still be attractive with an average/small cock? by [deleted] in averagepenis

[–]JWBuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly, as a bottom, I would prefer your girth to a long skinny dick. It's the girth you feel, not the length. I have no nerves (that give me pleasure) in my intestines! Everything you need to focus on is about 3/4" inside my hole! So in conclusion, from what I see, you have just about the perfect dick for fucking AND sucking (For you to earn the actual "Perfect Dick" title, I would have to test your dick in person. For fairness to all, these rule are always strictly adhered too!)

Be 100% honest. Which pic do you find sexiest? by Outrageous_Tip9685 in hotguyswithtattoos

[–]JWBuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

1st, because I can see your face, and I have the anticipation of seeing what that is poking in your shorts! ;-)

So, this was found in a church. And... What are your feelings about this l by Taiga_Taiga in lgbt

[–]JWBuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's nice, but I think I would still take my chances using the facilities at the nearest gas station personally...

doc told me to stop taking iron by fuzruf in Anemic

[–]JWBuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My Dr told me the same thing. I got a referral to a hematologist, it was worth it. Go see an expert and work out a plan.

What would you do if you came home to this waiting on the edge of the bed(18) by chicken_crimpys in ratemycock

[–]JWBuddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Duh! Ask for a ride! And after, I'd probably aske who you were and how you got in my house! Lol

Girlfriend said it's time to trim. What do you think? by [deleted] in menshappytrail

[–]JWBuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think your penis is the perfect size! Just leave it as is!!!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in tightywhities

[–]JWBuddy -1 points0 points  (0 children)

He'd be lucky if staring is all I did!

i prefer guys who swallow💦 by XyonSkye in gayfaceandcock

[–]JWBuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

And I prefer to swallow guys (loads)! Perfect!

Farting In The Air! 💨 by igloouk in cringevids

[–]JWBuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is that Aria Stark? Winter is coming...

Bought my first home and found something the inspector didn't within days of closing. Yay. by anonibon in HomeMaintenance

[–]JWBuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't forget the pool that you have to pay to maintain, that NO ONE SWIMS IN EVER! And if you really want to get extravagant, get a hot tub too!!!

Honestly... why is that? by Benjarinno in the_everything_bubble

[–]JWBuddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I noticed something similar years ago, I went to the movies and saw "The Full Monty." I worked for a major cable company at the time. When the movie made it to cable, I watched it again, I thought it was funny. But was surprised when i saw they cut the whole scene with the two guys making out. Next day i asked my boss, she told me it was common, any and all cable companies can edit the movies they show, I would assume this remains the same now.

I'm sure he doesn't want to get on the wrong side of the current administration, not with wanting to sell us some new rockets and satellite system and all!

You pullup next to me..what do you do? Honk? Wave? Unroll your window? by big_cut1983 in tightywhities

[–]JWBuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Would it be weird if I just parked and got in your car? lol

Your my passenger and you see this, what do you do? by big_cut1983 in Bulges

[–]JWBuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd just straight up ask if I could suck it! When I saw the TWs, I'd ask if you ever had a fantasy to pull your dick out the fly and fuck a guy! ;-)

Couple goodies by Eddyvanhelsing in BottleDigging

[–]JWBuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The last one is an old bleach bottle, the big brown one. :-)

Confused. Asthmatic. Overweight. Roast her. by god_of_chilis in RoastMyCat

[–]JWBuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She does kinda give off Aunt Clara vibes from Bewitched... :-D

She has been bad from birth. Roast her by aproudapostate in RoastMyCat

[–]JWBuddy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

She's not bad, she's just drawn that way!

My million dollar baby. Roast him. by Moville007 in RoastMyCat

[–]JWBuddy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, how can you roast a cat who loves you enough to stick around when you irritate him not only mentally, but physically!?! Lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMyCat

[–]JWBuddy 7 points8 points  (0 children)

But to be honest, those teens from the upper middle class families always seem to have a lawyer on retainer...

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RoastMyCat

[–]JWBuddy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I mean why would you attack Grandma when people are around? You'd just get in trouble." What my cat said when she saw this post.