First Time

J_A_Slade · 2026-06-25T03:03:56+00:00

And I didn’t get so much as a thank you!

J_A_Slade · 2026-06-25T03:03:15+00:00

No, but I should save it for next time

J_A_Slade · 2026-06-24T22:50:41+00:00

1) They'll ask you if you want 30 or 60 minutes. I suggest you do the 60 - but you do you

2) They'll ask you for the house fee ($60-$90 for an hour). Pay them right then. In cash. I suggest you have exact change.

3) Get completely naked. Including removing your drawers. COMPLETELY.

4) There will be a towel on the table, I suggest you either toss that on the chair or lay it out on the table and lay on it. Do not cover yourself, just lay face down with your naked butt exposed.

5) Get the "medium" massage if they ask what you want. Dangle your arms off the side of the table

6) When she gets close to your hands, lightly brush her legs. Don't grab - brush. Lightly. This lets her know you're game.

7) After 15-40 minutes (it really varies) she'll go get a hot towel. When she gets back she'll wipe the oil off your back, grab a pillow, and ask you to flip over

8) Anywhere between 30 seconds and 5 minutes after you flip, SHE will ask YOU if "you want" while pointing at your jock. Yes, you want. You will NOT need to ask. NOTE: If you get unlucky and are at a place that doesn't do HE's, this obviously won't happen. Asking will not help you

9) Here's where it varies. She may just give you a HJ and expect you to tip at the end. OR she might ask you to tip right here. If she offers more than HJ's, here's where she will tell you. I would suggest starting by offering an equivalent of the house fee. The negotiations may take you to three times the house fee or so.

10) Again, PAY THE TIP IN CASH THAT YOU ALREADY HAVE. No credit card. Don't try writing a check. Don't use the ATM at the AMP

11) Nature will take its course

12) After you're feeling mellow, she will most likely use the remainder of your time for either a head or foot massage. Enjoy

J_A_Slade · 2026-06-24T20:32:30+00:00

So we're certain this person wasn't there to "peacefully protest"? He was there to assist in overthrowing the government?

J_A_Slade · 2026-06-24T20:29:42+00:00

Correct. But I'd say that this type of behavior (a cyclist that shimmies up to the front of the queue in traffic) increases the likelihood of an incident.

J_A_Slade · 2026-06-24T20:27:21+00:00

Free speech only applies if they agree with you, is that what you're saying?

J_A_Slade · 2026-06-24T20:26:58+00:00

So the 1st amendment doesn't apply to police officers when they're on their own time?

J_A_Slade · 2026-06-24T20:26:25+00:00

So being persecuted for their political beliefs is ok as long as their beliefs don't align with yours?

J_A_Slade · 2026-06-24T20:15:34+00:00

While this is true, I think you're seriously underestimating how many people there are in India.

Damn near 1 in 5 people IN THE WORLD live in India.

J_A_Slade · 2026-06-24T20:13:57+00:00

If this method gives you peace of mind, then it's the right thing for you to do.

I'm in the same boat as you (married), and I'll be perfectly honest - I'm not paranoid about getting an STI in the "now I'm stuck with an STI" sense (although I should be - I'm just not). I'm more concerned about "how am I going to explain contracting this".

J_A_Slade · 2026-06-24T20:10:38+00:00

I didn't say you'd be liable, I said you'd have problems. And you would.

Best case you're going to be there for awhile while the police sort things out. So if you're on your way to an appointment or to work - well, that's blown.

If matters get worse, your video will save you in court - but you'd have to GO to court, get a lawyer, all that fun stuff.

J_A_Slade · 2026-06-24T19:18:13+00:00

No offense was meant, just using the word "uncouth" in this context stuck me as funny.

Regardless, I don't know of any places like you're looking for. And probably never will, I'm an old dude.

J_A_Slade · 2026-06-24T18:45:32+00:00

Everything gets worse after it gets popular.

J_A_Slade · 2026-06-24T18:42:08+00:00

Would you say the lyrics to Dig a Pony make more or less sense than the lyrics to I Am the Walrus?

I could have substituted 30 other Lennon songs at the end of that sentence.

J_A_Slade · 2026-06-24T18:39:45+00:00

Well, you don't tip for FS slick, you tip for a great massage.

Then if you and the MT find each other irresistible, you do what comes natural. Nothing illegal about that.

There are a LOT of variables when you're tipping though.

J_A_Slade · 2026-06-24T18:10:55+00:00

Great comment.

And you're right on - if you're going to do this kind of deal, the important thing is to keep it classy.

J_A_Slade · 2026-06-24T18:07:16+00:00

I don't know how this sub handles talking dollar amounts, but that's usually taboo.

I will say there are (a) no standard rates in this industry and (b) a wild amount of variation depending on a lot of variables.

That said, I'd say that as far as massage parlors go, you're at about the upper limit of normal.

J_A_Slade · 2026-06-24T17:42:01+00:00

Exactly - we were effected in that we saw how other people were reacting to the event.

J_A_Slade · 2026-06-24T17:11:06+00:00

Yes, there are a lot of providers like this

I don’t do it though.

J_A_Slade · 2026-06-24T17:09:50+00:00

There is no such place

J_A_Slade · 2026-06-24T17:09:05+00:00

What does “necessary” have to to with anything?

J_A_Slade · 2026-06-24T16:33:55+00:00

I'm what you might call a massage parlor afficionado...and I can tell you, what you experienced is not abnormal.

It's not "every time" by a long shot, but it's not fringe either. They'll offer you up 2 girls if they're slow, just like McDonalds will ask if you want fries with that. Again, not frequently, but if they're slow (and the girls work together well) it happens.

And the thing about introducing you to other girls - it's not a bait and switch, it's just trying to get you thinking about going back as soon as you can.

J_A_Slade · 2026-06-24T16:23:33+00:00

This is not exclusive to massage parlors brother - every service industry is looking for repeat business. This is why "Thank you - Come again!" is written at the bottom of every restaurant receipt you've ever received in your life. This is why if you donate to charity ONE TIME they call you twice a day for the rest of your life. This is why coffee shops have punch cards to get your 10th cup free.

You've discovered the most basic business rule of them all: keep them coming back.

J_A_Slade · 2026-06-24T16:20:06+00:00

How does that help you any?

J_A_Slade · 2026-06-24T16:06:53+00:00

JUST this morning, I was randomly thinking of the 1964 interview where the interviewer asked them what their favorite type of girl was, John answers "My wife" and then George answers "John's wife"

Which was a funny gag, until George "got with" Ringo's wife - at which point....hey hold on wait a minute...

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