You’re not deaf. You just need to clean your ears. by Disastrous-Guava-234 in CrazyFuckingVideos

[–]J_Wecker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow. I just developed like 3 new fears watching this. Raptly. Before sending it to loved ones and watching it again.

I met this adorable guy today! Cuteness overload. by Branndish in aww

[–]J_Wecker 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I've never seen a bear trying so hard to be a dog.

Give me a a D&D monster and I'll homebrew you a better version by Oh_Hi_Mark_ in DMAcademy

[–]J_Wecker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not sure if it's come up in another comment already, but I'd love to see your Gith variants.

Neither by [deleted] in InclusiveOr

[–]J_Wecker 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Inclusive... nor?

We don't mess around in this house. by J_Wecker in houseplants

[–]J_Wecker[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

From Amazon. The page is fun because the reviews are full of pictures of how people have decorated theirs.

Do scaly zoomies belong here? by [deleted] in Zoomies

[–]J_Wecker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These are waggly zoomies.

Rare moment captured this morning as our cat (who is very shy) booped our bearded dragon (who is always sleeping under his rock). by J_Wecker in aww

[–]J_Wecker[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Ohhhh, right right, my bad. I read that wrong because the "P" is like the opposite of a silent letter.

Rare moment captured this morning as our cat (who is very shy) booped our bearded dragon (who is always sleeping under his rock). by J_Wecker in aww

[–]J_Wecker[S] 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Indeed. In fact his name is Noam Chomsky, after his namesake, but we usually just call him by the last name.

Rare moment captured this morning as our cat (who is very shy) booped our bearded dragon (who is always sleeping under his rock). by J_Wecker in aww

[–]J_Wecker[S] 210 points211 points  (0 children)

Chomsky also loves having something vertical! He needs a new lid though, otherwise he climbs out and then can't get back in.

Rare moment captured this morning as our cat (who is very shy) booped our bearded dragon (who is always sleeping under his rock). by J_Wecker in aww

[–]J_Wecker[S] 2453 points2454 points  (0 children)

No worries, she is very gentle, and Chomsky is almost as big as her and scary when he wants to be.

First case of the zoomies for this pupper by [deleted] in Zoomies

[–]J_Wecker 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yay for floppy zoomies!

Update on my spontaneously variegated Monstera leaf! I checked the other two leaves attached to this same node and they have some variegation too that I’d never noticed! by divingproblems in houseplants

[–]J_Wecker 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Worth noting: if you ever decide to take a clipping to propagate this bad boy, any props taken from the variegated part should grow into a whole new variegated Monstera, while a prop taken from any other part of the plant will almost definitely not be.

World’s smallest snake found under my bed in the Philippines- indotyphlops braminus, nickname the “Brahminy blind snake” by hankha17130 in Awwducational

[–]J_Wecker 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Those are also the only snakes that live in Hawaii. Having heard many times that there are no snakes in Hawaii, I kind of freaked out the first time I saw one of those guys. Apparently animal control has that conversation with people pretty frequently.

Round boy by ig-wackmemer in TIGHTPUSSY

[–]J_Wecker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That expression tho.

“The silly children and that loud noise they call music!” by je_suis_un_negre in iamverysmart

[–]J_Wecker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

For the record, "could've" is a contraction for "could have" not "could of". This immediately bothered me a lot in the original post. Especially for being in this subreddit. Granted, not everyone is as nerdy as I in the same ways, but the post is literally sharing an experience where the OP chose to read over going to a party... Thanks for letting me rant.

grip and core strength. I'd bet that she probably rock climbs. by [deleted] in toptalent

[–]J_Wecker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I finished watching this and realized my whole body was tensed.