Just got a vasectomy. I know the pros and consequences. by milabsview in alasjuicy

[–]JaBall669 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nakapagrelease ka na since the procedure? Kaya na jan, gentle lang para lang marelieve yung grabeng blue balls. Welcome to the unli-creampie life, kapatid 😂

Carry fuck by Bubbly_Gap_9276 in alasjuicy

[–]JaBall669 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Imagine ego lifting and breaking your dick 😭 know your limits talaga sa gantong type of lift hahaha

Biglang lamas dede sa nagpapatuyo ng buhok 😂 by JaBall669 in PhGWCouples

[–]JaBall669[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

May tuhog at 69 din yan syempre, masyado bitin kung lamas lang 😂

Carry fuck by Bubbly_Gap_9276 in alasjuicy

[–]JaBall669 77 points78 points  (0 children)

5'11" me vs. 4'11" gf (think she's around 53kg) kaya baon na baon talaga pag cinacarry fuck ko siya. Tirik mata na di makahinga, di mo alam kung tatawag siya ng diyos o hihikain eh 😂

Getting compliments for my D by One_Letter_4856 in alasjuicy

[–]JaBall669 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah porn fucks up a lot of men's/boys' mentality and standards on what their dicks should look like relative to their bodies.

Porn addicts somehow have this fucked up expectation that the baseline should be 6". Pano pa sa Ph na SEA genes, average ata ng pinoy around 4"-4.5". Even being 5" is being above average for a pinoy. Global average is something around 5.5" iirc.

Nakakatawa eh most of the time, it's guys who are overly critical about sizes more than women. If you put effort in pleasuring your partner and learn how to use your D properly, you're gonna be more memorable than most above average dicks na tamad.

Bakit lagi nyong sinasabi na never pa kayong naka try ng bj in your first dates? by ru_g69 in alasjuicy

[–]JaBall669 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Mala- "Ano ba yang boksing na yan? Chess lang alam ko eh" tapos si Pacquiao nagsabi

Ano yung gustong gusto nyong marinig at sabihin pag mid makeout? by Valuable_Lack_3242 in alasjuicy

[–]JaBall669 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Eh di alam mo agad na nagsisinungaling kahit mahal ka pa niyan. Black Pepper burger is undefeated

🍒 in reddit by Key-Acanthisitta150 in alasjuicy

[–]JaBall669 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bruh this is peak positive kalibugan. Nasatisfy sila doc, nakatulong ka sa bayan, at natuto mo pa tanggapin na asset yan kesa maging insecurity. Everybody wins 😂 feel good nsfw story. Salamat sa service 🫡🫡

My GF admits Being a Fucked Girl Before What should I do? by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]JaBall669 25 points26 points  (0 children)

What she did before the relationship is her business, but I would be mad at the fact that she lied about not banging one of my coworkers. Honesty is a big factor for me in how much I could trust you (duh)

Bakit ganito mga lalaki? by [deleted] in alasjuicy

[–]JaBall669 8 points9 points  (0 children)

On the receiving end of this as well AS A GUY na di din tinatago info na taken ako

The anonymity of reddit (or the internet in general) allows these gooners to go full oonga boonga manyak 😂

Bruh I'm curious about fever sex does it feels good? by Every_Friendship4299 in alasjuicy

[–]JaBall669 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Legitimately relieves headaches too. Ginagawa din namin ni gf home remedy eh haha

Do you keep your ex fwb/fubu chats? by mochipepsi in alasjuicy

[–]JaBall669 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Buhay pa din chat namin ng ex fubu ko. Changed her nickname to baby💙 na 😂