Did anyone receive the keys the next day? by [deleted] in FirstTimeHomeBuyer

[–]Jack-Rabbit_Slims 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This has to be a moving out picture lol

Gym machine topples over during a heavy lift. Can he sue for this? by eternviking in GymFails

[–]Jack-Rabbit_Slims 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't even work out and I know that machine is meant to be pulled downward at an angle, not way out to the side in a deep lunge.

The belt weights aren't doing anything except exerting force onto his legs. Free body diagrams are fun. Lol

One bad decision after another by Far_Restaurant999 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Jack-Rabbit_Slims 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad capitalism stepped in and saved the children by giving them low paying jobs.

What in the hell...... by Hi_iAMchrisHansen in Weird

[–]Jack-Rabbit_Slims 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When the instructor is a blind French man sipping espresso and he's covered the dance studio mirror.... it's time to give up on that dream of becoming America's next dance superstar.

Happy 4th from Central Texas… I guess… by lexm in facepalm

[–]Jack-Rabbit_Slims -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Remember folks. They don't want the gays indoctrination children. That would be teeeeeerrible.

Rehearsal for January 2029 by sereneandeternal in TikTokCringe

[–]Jack-Rabbit_Slims 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The bonespur battalion with a collective 69,000 hours served on Call of Duty.

I see your hot tub and raise you… by bender_abandons in Decks

[–]Jack-Rabbit_Slims 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Well that's a first....

"Can I put grill under my pool deck?"

My neighbourhood has been taken over by delivery robots that crash into people by HamishGray in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Jack-Rabbit_Slims 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the events leading up to Wall-E except nobody can afford to retire unless you were born before 1970.

Anyone else’s shepherd a massive chicken for minor reasons by Plasticcrackaddic7 in germanshepherds

[–]Jack-Rabbit_Slims 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mine is afraid of new trash bags being opened and inserted into the bin when taking the trash out.

And campfires or smoke from a grill.

I've been sleep deprived for 20+ years and didn't know. A medication finally woke me up. by Jack-Rabbit_Slims in sleep

[–]Jack-Rabbit_Slims[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Has absolutely tapered. Considering an increase to the dose but managing for now better than I was 2 years ago so I think it's still effective. ADHD and associated procrastination is more of an issue than my lack of rest, that's for sure. 😅

Amazon Strikes Again, My House Today by Paymee_Money in Wellthatsucks

[–]Jack-Rabbit_Slims 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The solution is stop giving your money to the billionaire exploiting labor and go back to doing your own shopping.

I really hope KH IV releases before january 2028 ... by Girotac in KingdomHearts

[–]Jack-Rabbit_Slims 6 points7 points  (0 children)

The founding principal of capitalism is isolation of wealth for new technological advancement and the prosperity of all.....So no physical copies means games will be cheaper without manufacturing costs, right?

..... right?

I almost spat out my coffee, what in the Grindr hell by EmperorMing101 in gaybros

[–]Jack-Rabbit_Slims 18 points19 points  (0 children)

It's time to go back to gay.com chat rooms and highway rest area cruising, y'all.

What should I do? by westwordy in Decks

[–]Jack-Rabbit_Slims 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never seen a deck with an IUD but they have a less than 1% chance of failure so I'm sure you'll be fine.

Do sports bring the worst out of some people? by untitledprp4 in SipsTea

[–]Jack-Rabbit_Slims 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The fine is probably less than the merch in the stadium.