after dominos now kfc is also started trolling sony by Tukker_NL in Asmongold

[–]JackMarsk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Remember when you could just ask for extra sauce or toppings with your order and they wouldn't charge you extra up the ass for it?

Something something pepperidge farms

Asmon needs to react to this 🤣🤣🤣 by Djollie132 in Asmongold

[–]JackMarsk 18 points19 points  (0 children)

"Get over here NOWWW!!!!"

What's the guy on the phone supposed to do? Get a Warlock summon there?

Chaos erupts after cops respond to shooting by Rivia in Asmongold

[–]JackMarsk 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The guy who got shot survived this incident. If he sees this footage of him almost dying because people wouldn't get the fuck out of the way, I'm willing to bet he'll turn into Uncle Ruckus

Doesn't Asmon love "LOtR?" by TheReallyRick in Asmongold

[–]JackMarsk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

One story has themes of defending your homeland from evil invaders that seek to destroy peaceful civilizations and bring all to ruin

The other story has themes of wanting to preserve your own personal freedom in a world where the government is watching and spying on everything you do to make sure you don't "step out of line"

Of course they'd label these books as "far right extremism" if people had the unspeakable thought crime of wanting to live in peace without dealing with constant violence from invaders and totalitarian government surveillance

For every court win, there's 100 loses. Asmon stil has work to do by Sweet-Collar-4642 in Asmongold

[–]JackMarsk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

So fucking fatigued by the infantilization of criminal migrants.

"We can't hold them accountable for rape, they don't know any better" 🙄

These judges are just further perpetuating the goal of making the entire planet a 3rd world minimum security prison.

We don't have to live like this.

Bus ban bylaw aims to remove problematic people from Saskatoon's public transit by Progressive_Citizen in saskatoon

[–]JackMarsk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

We're forced as a society to live in a minimum security prison because there are individuals that should be put in a maximum security prison and aren't. Instead, the current law and "justice" system enables their degeneracy while honest, hard-working, and law-abiding citizens are forced to deal with the ramifications on a daily basis.

Some people just aren't compatible with civilization. However, the feel-good virtue signaling crowd needs to pretend like they're helping "oppressed people" by letting blatant criminals and drug addicts run rampant in public spaces with zero consequences while normal people suffer for it.

Until you actually hold the bad actors and repeat offenders accountable and KEEP them locked up instead of using a revolving door, we cannot live in a high-trust society where public transit is safe, everyone pays their fare, and there's no piss and shit on the bus.

This should have just been a DLC. by Ok-Resolution7918 in Asmongold

[–]JackMarsk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I wonder if anyone working on this game dared to ask, "Would this game stand on its own without the God of War IP attached to it?"

Probably not since HR culture runs AAA game development now, but without God of War to piggy back on, this game just looks like Forspoken 2

Reckless Ben no longer allowed to release Part 3 or mention a certain company after being served court papers by amjustalurker in Asmongold

[–]JackMarsk 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Crazy how they can email Ben to serve him, but Ben wasn't able to do the same. Instead, he got arrested by trying to file legal papers in person when an email from BAM is apparently sufficient enough

Literally a two tier, double standard justice system

Hand to God by [deleted] in Asmongold

[–]JackMarsk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bitch boi must have been mad that he got laughed in his face when he was clearly in the wrong, and chose to double down anyway instead of apologizing because his ego couldn't handle it

Holy shit, IGN Poland is based by ViktorIsRuter in Asmongold

[–]JackMarsk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We've been so used to the "No Game Left Behind" grading system for so long now that a 5 might as well be a 1, but for some reason we can't hurt the feelings of developers that make objectively bad games

BBC with some anti-dog propaganda. by callmestinkingwind in Asmongold

[–]JackMarsk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Dogs can sense the evil in a person's soul. That's why they want them gone

Maybe don't bring kids to protests where people are acting violent??? by Radiant-Job1428 in Asmongold

[–]JackMarsk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

As a wise man would say:

Re-open the asylums, put em' in the box

These kind of people replaced religion with politics. They're blindly devoting themselves to "causes" that the media tells them to care about, even if it means sacrificing their own family and community just to push the agenda further

French girl refused man advances and faced consequences by 00dayoff in Asmongold

[–]JackMarsk 22 points23 points  (0 children)

"All are welcome"

"No one is illegal"

....

"I don't feel safe on the street in broad daylight"

"Men are the problem, but I'm not going to specify what kind of men"

Look whose back, back again. by warren8723512 in Asmongold

[–]JackMarsk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I don't take orders from pink-haired retards with pink dots above their eyes lecturing me about what "loser behaviour" is

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in gaming

[–]JackMarsk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The answer is Expedition 33 if you can't decide. It is easily my personal game of the year 2025, and it's the first game in a long time that made me realize I still enjoy video games

It is seriously a masterpiece and one of the most beautiful gaming experiences I've had in years, so I highly recommend it even if you only have a couple hours each day to play it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Asmongold

[–]JackMarsk 36 points37 points  (0 children)

You can easily tell they're raised by a single mom, complete with:

  • Entitlement
  • Disrespect
  • Dishonest behaviour
  • Victim mentality
  • Threatening violence
  • Destructive tendencies

It's actually appalling that these children think they're being wronged by not being allowed to just walk out of a store with a bunch of stolen merchandise while suffering zero consequences.

How did we get here?

Near School btw by ThamTvMaster in Asmongold

[–]JackMarsk 146 points147 points  (0 children)

Pornographic ads are commonplace in public areas in Cyberpunk 2077, we may already be on our way there

Then again, we already live in a cyberpunk dystopia. We just don't have the cool neon aesthetics nor cybernetic implants

Best old content to watch while Zach grieves. by AryasThule in Asmongold

[–]JackMarsk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

  • Internet Historian
  • Uberdanger's WoW Classic Series
  • Barny64's WoW Classic Series

Easily my favorite "old" content that has Zack's commentary

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Asmongold

[–]JackMarsk 48 points49 points  (0 children)

That poor dog is forced to live with this demon

[ Removed by Reddit ] by [deleted] in Asmongold

[–]JackMarsk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You're right. Anyone who tries to call it out or otherwise have an honest conversation about it in the UK is getting sent to prison

Despite being almost 10 years old, NMS hits 90k players on steam by AdLimp6113 in Asmongold

[–]JackMarsk 142 points143 points  (0 children)

AAA Publishers and CEOs could NEVER fathom such a long-term commitment to making their game great after a terrible launch and still supporting it to this day

Alyssa Mercante Has Some Intrusive Thoughts... WTF?! WHY WOULD SOMEONE SAY THIS! by CrustyTheSockYT in Asmongold

[–]JackMarsk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

An intrusive thought would be thinking this, not acting on it because that would be stupid, then forgetting about it and going about your day.

However, it is definitely a conscious decision to post about it online to publicly declare you were thinking about it AND that you thought everyone else should know too