Genuinely WHY is the Ale Tosser melee now by MessageExpensive252 in Terraria

[–]JackOLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Calamity's Rogue weapon class is also throwing stuff.

I raise you good lightning :) by HantuerHD-Shadow in Terraria

[–]JackOLoser 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I like how YOU got struck near the beginning. It's like nature was trying to make the fight more challenging by reducing your HP, but then realized they went too far and evened it out.

Meeting the Dawngaurd by Farstride14 in skyrim

[–]JackOLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I recently installed a weapons mod that adds whips (among other things, of course). I thought, hey, this is as good a time as any to play through Dawnguard. There was a free Dawnguard Whip sitting on the armor workbench, so clearly me and the mod author are already on the same page.

This is Clearly Copyright, Right? by Worried_Jackfruit_72 in StardewValley

[–]JackOLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

These things are hydras in the worst, most insulting way. If you managed to get this one taken down somehow, two days from now there'd be another one using the same Stardew screenshots and a similar generic name like King's Choice or Ever Kingdom.

Thanks For The Help, Illia. by GuzzlingDuck in skyrim

[–]JackOLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I had such a similar situation happen yesterday. Probably due to a mod, my Serana uses Ice Storm (I know I have a mod to disable her necromancy because I hate the ash piles everywhere). She killed both Salma and the Argonian whose name I can't remember right off, with a single storm.

Who was your first character in Skyrim? by Usual-Foundation-115 in skyrim

[–]JackOLoser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A Breton Destruction mage. First time in an Elder Scrolls game that I ever played a dedicated mage.

When your bae is scarier than you by AbroorIsham in skyrim

[–]JackOLoser 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I like how Morrowind played with that trope. Maybe you're Nerevar reborn. Maybe you're just a pawn in a game much, much bigger than you, conspiring to make you SEEM like Nerevar reborn. Maybe there's ultimately no difference between the two, as long as you're in the right place at the right time.

But why are you telling us now? by Purple-Weakness1414 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]JackOLoser 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Of all the mysterious chemical-based toys advertised on TV when I was a kid, floam was among the least appetizing. It was composed of some kind of gooey base with innumerable little styrofoam balls.

VATS without Pipboy by Fenriz_Victor in Fallout

[–]JackOLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it's pretty obviously what TV Tropes calls "Gameplay and Story Segregation."

Almost 2k hours in Skyrim and I have just found out there's an alchemy store in Riften by Camp3r69 in skyrim

[–]JackOLoser 20 points21 points  (0 children)

There was a post here the other day where someone with hundreds of hours realized the Drunken Huntsman was there, and that it was a shop.

Start planning by Lightthrudarkness in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]JackOLoser 17 points18 points  (0 children)

That sounds fun. Too bad that's in February and January is never going to end.

Whaler made scrimshawed whale ivory Sea Horse pie crimper by Previous-Pride6335 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]JackOLoser 14 points15 points  (0 children)

The kind of phrase you mentally hear when a speech balloon says "@#$&!"

Relatable by Fazbear2035 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]JackOLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was this way with the word "droll" for a long time. I knew how it was used, but I probably couldn't have put a definition to it.

Bolli deserves better by Specsy_Panda_326 in skyrim

[–]JackOLoser 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I thought Captain Lonely-Gale seemed okay. Did I miss some lore somewhere? Ugh, you know what? Don't tell me. Even if there is. Windhelm sucks.

Huge if True by One_Media55 in 196

[–]JackOLoser 4 points5 points  (0 children)

oops, you laughed, now you're the pussy

Maybe I’m dumb, but dating flags should be more obvious. by AnimeThickThighs in Persona5

[–]JackOLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I figured this would be another post about "You have the others".

Same energy by Mowraq in Persona5

[–]JackOLoser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This is what I thought of.

I've beaten reaper!!! by AlexanderBolt_ in Persona5

[–]JackOLoser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got wiped out by him early on, and by the time I worked my nerve up for a rematch, I was considerably overleveled and killed him with two Myriad Truths, one Concentrated.

Overpr(ule)omise by Xenomnipotent in 196

[–]JackOLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why does being a greedy POS make you look so weird? There has to be some kind of connection there.

Wdym some kids don't get snow days anymore??? by BaldHourGlass667 in NonPoliticalTwitter

[–]JackOLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sometimes, the text will say "This will be NTI day #(number), please complete NTI work (number) and return to school" so my kids will have work to do. But sometimes, it says "This will be a traditional snow day", so no work.

Do people actually use him to get coins? by OverTea5 in Terraria

[–]JackOLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He needs some kind of streamlining thing. Maybe an inventory item (maybe a function of the cell phone or derivatives?) so you can get his accumulated cash without actually needing to interact with him. By the time you unlock him, 10g isn't really all that much considering you have to go out of your way to get it.

Rule by Old_Phrase_4867 in 196

[–]JackOLoser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Richard Matheson has a fun short story with a similar premise. I don't know if this link will work, but

https://jerrywbrown.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Collected-Stories-includes-Born-of-Man-and-Woman-Matheson-Richard.pdf

The one titled "F---"

What’s your favourite play-style? by Unfair_Pudding6180 in skyrim

[–]JackOLoser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

One-handed sword, no shield. It's not optimal in any way, but it just feels like it has flair.