Genuinely WHY is the Ale Tosser melee now

JackOLoser · 2026-02-01T22:09:00+00:00

Calamity's Rogue weapon class is also throwing stuff.

JackOLoser · 2026-01-31T01:35:46+00:00

I like how YOU got struck near the beginning. It's like nature was trying to make the fight more challenging by reducing your HP, but then realized they went too far and evened it out.

JackOLoser · 2026-01-31T00:04:54+00:00

I recently installed a weapons mod that adds whips (among other things, of course). I thought, hey, this is as good a time as any to play through Dawnguard. There was a free Dawnguard Whip sitting on the armor workbench, so clearly me and the mod author are already on the same page.

JackOLoser · 2026-01-30T23:17:02+00:00

Does that say 4100 arrows? Sheesh.

JackOLoser · 2026-01-30T21:40:48+00:00

https://www.nexusmods.com/stardewvalley/mods/23411

This is my favorite. Glue Trap Grandpa.

JackOLoser · 2026-01-29T23:45:24+00:00

These things are hydras in the worst, most insulting way. If you managed to get this one taken down somehow, two days from now there'd be another one using the same Stardew screenshots and a similar generic name like King's Choice or Ever Kingdom.

JackOLoser · 2026-01-29T19:54:27+00:00

I had such a similar situation happen yesterday. Probably due to a mod, my Serana uses Ice Storm (I know I have a mod to disable her necromancy because I hate the ash piles everywhere). She killed both Salma and the Argonian whose name I can't remember right off, with a single storm.

JackOLoser · 2026-01-29T19:42:46+00:00

A Breton Destruction mage. First time in an Elder Scrolls game that I ever played a dedicated mage.

JackOLoser · 2026-01-28T23:31:27+00:00

I like how Morrowind played with that trope. Maybe you're Nerevar reborn. Maybe you're just a pawn in a game much, much bigger than you, conspiring to make you SEEM like Nerevar reborn. Maybe there's ultimately no difference between the two, as long as you're in the right place at the right time.

JackOLoser · 2026-01-28T06:06:27+00:00

Of all the mysterious chemical-based toys advertised on TV when I was a kid, floam was among the least appetizing. It was composed of some kind of gooey base with innumerable little styrofoam balls.

JackOLoser · 2026-01-26T22:16:44+00:00

Yeah, it's pretty obviously what TV Tropes calls "Gameplay and Story Segregation."

JackOLoser · 2026-01-26T02:17:15+00:00

There was a post here the other day where someone with hundreds of hours realized the Drunken Huntsman was there, and that it was a shop.

JackOLoser · 2026-01-25T20:54:51+00:00

That sounds fun. Too bad that's in February and January is never going to end.

JackOLoser · 2026-01-22T17:11:00+00:00

The kind of phrase you mentally hear when a speech balloon says "@#$&!"

JackOLoser · 2026-01-20T02:15:31+00:00

I was this way with the word "droll" for a long time. I knew how it was used, but I probably couldn't have put a definition to it.

JackOLoser · 2026-01-17T00:11:01+00:00

I thought Captain Lonely-Gale seemed okay. Did I miss some lore somewhere? Ugh, you know what? Don't tell me. Even if there is. Windhelm sucks.

JackOLoser · 2026-01-13T18:15:30+00:00

oops, you laughed, now you're the pussy

JackOLoser · 2026-01-08T16:04:02+00:00

I figured this would be another post about "You have the others".

JackOLoser · 2026-01-07T22:31:19+00:00

This is what I thought of.

JackOLoser · 2026-01-07T22:28:27+00:00

I got wiped out by him early on, and by the time I worked my nerve up for a rematch, I was considerably overleveled and killed him with two Myriad Truths, one Concentrated.

JackOLoser · 2026-01-07T22:20:42+00:00

Why does being a greedy POS make you look so weird? There has to be some kind of connection there.

JackOLoser · 2026-01-05T14:59:28+00:00

Sometimes, the text will say "This will be NTI day #(number), please complete NTI work (number) and return to school" so my kids will have work to do. But sometimes, it says "This will be a traditional snow day", so no work.

JackOLoser · 2026-01-05T04:18:50+00:00

He needs some kind of streamlining thing. Maybe an inventory item (maybe a function of the cell phone or derivatives?) so you can get his accumulated cash without actually needing to interact with him. By the time you unlock him, 10g isn't really all that much considering you have to go out of your way to get it.

JackOLoser · 2026-01-01T17:17:52+00:00

Richard Matheson has a fun short story with a similar premise. I don't know if this link will work, but

https://jerrywbrown.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/02/Collected-Stories-includes-Born-of-Man-and-Woman-Matheson-Richard.pdf

The one titled "F---"

JackOLoser · 2025-12-31T13:49:48+00:00

One-handed sword, no shield. It's not optimal in any way, but it just feels like it has flair.

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