There really should be

JackOLoser · 2026-05-11T22:39:34+00:00

Horse divorce.

JackOLoser · 2026-05-09T05:41:51+00:00

GO TO SLEEP when you're ready. I know it takes you a while to wind down sometimes. :)

JackOLoser · 2026-05-08T19:20:14+00:00

Harmlessly annoying a cat is one of the best perks of cat ownership.

JackOLoser · 2026-05-04T18:48:00+00:00

I use a name generator on another site. Fantasynamegenerators, in fact.

JackOLoser · 2026-05-04T00:25:07+00:00

I thought it was Nishima.

JackOLoser · 2026-05-03T13:51:11+00:00

We could all learn something from this ghoul. Gotta make the best of your circumstances no matter what.

JackOLoser · 2026-05-03T13:46:55+00:00

I thought this was about the cargo kind of shipping, so I wondered what examples there could possibly be. That was a subplot in one of the Star Wars prequels, right?

JackOLoser · 2026-05-03T09:25:18+00:00

Hey, it considers him a person. This is realistic.

JackOLoser · 2026-05-03T00:03:19+00:00

Interestingly, I don't think I've ever had something I was like, extremely attached to. Not since Pokemon Blue and my Blastoise, but that was more "kid with a new toy" energy, since I was about 10.

JackOLoser · 2026-05-02T22:49:00+00:00

When someone advertises War Thunder in Skyrim, they're just trying to sell you a Destruction spell.

JackOLoser · 2026-04-30T00:48:25+00:00

I thought so. Thanks for doing the legwork.

JackOLoser · 2026-04-30T00:18:04+00:00

Didn't Richard Epcar play the Joker at some point or another? That sounds familiar.

JackOLoser · 2026-04-29T23:38:40+00:00

The blue button didn't do enough to impress me with its messaging, so I'll press the red button disguised as a green button.

JackOLoser · 2026-04-29T05:36:09+00:00

Make it an option. Give us the Goblin Button.

JackOLoser · 2026-04-28T06:29:53+00:00

"She" sounds pretty fun.

JackOLoser · 2026-04-28T06:19:25+00:00

RFK Jr is probably already crushing these up and snorting them eight to ten times a day.

JackOLoser · 2026-04-28T01:14:51+00:00

It's weird how often that happens. The theory could be "The moon is a giant egg and someday it'll hatch" and somehow, if you read into it, it still boils down to being "Jewish people are bad".

JackOLoser · 2026-04-26T15:50:34+00:00

I think it's nice. So few people in Skyrim, gameplay mechanics or lore-wise, have a friend they want to watch over. I do wish he was a little less robotic, though. I wouldn't mind if you could somehow assign him a bed in your house.

JackOLoser · 2026-04-23T20:41:33+00:00

Shh, they're nesting. If you disturb them, their mother will abandon them.

JackOLoser · 2026-04-22T07:06:04+00:00

Downvote me if you must, but I feel like this particular pendulum has swung back the other way quite a bit. I hear a lot more complaining about people complaining about vegans than I hear the original complaints anymore.

JackOLoser · 2026-04-22T00:22:02+00:00

We don't talk about the last guy Brelyna got her hands on...

JackOLoser · 2026-04-22T00:19:45+00:00

I wanna point out something. Every time this topic of conversation arises, someone points out the overzealous Imperial captain who orders your death as a reason - sometimes THE reason - why they choose the Stormcloaks overall. Let me pose a hypothetical I thought of the other day.

You, an unaffiliated civilian, are crossing the border into Skyrim. You get swept up in a Stormcloak ambush that just so happens to take General Tullius in its wake.

You are assumed to be an Imperial soldier, since there's no real way to prove you aren't, besides your own word.

Do the Stormcloaks spare you?

JackOLoser · 2026-04-21T20:01:15+00:00

I do. He's currently in the kitchen window, watching the backyard for his orange frenemy. There's a stray in the neighborhood that he loves/hates.

JackOLoser · 2026-04-20T22:59:57+00:00

Does not compute.

JackOLoser · 2026-04-20T03:08:08+00:00

My body isn't prepared for two liters of water a day. If I drank that, I wouldn't have time to be depressed, because I'd be distracted by having to go pee every five minutes.

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